• The worst bit is I KNEW they were
the droids we were
looking for, but
then this old quy says they're not,
and I get all kinda confused, and...
Oh honey, if I go to work tomorrow
I'm getting Force-choked for sure.
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    • What the guy was actually thinking:
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    • Idk if someone else said this but his name is Gavin or something and he’s the same stormtrooper who hits his head on the death star
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    • How does he put his head into his helmet
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    • I’d loved to be forced choked when I go to work
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    • I would love a storm trooper spin off show. Kinda like the moment we got in Mandalorian where they are talking to each other on the speed bikes. It’s be cool to see into their lives more.
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    • Gary, isn't today take your daughter to work day?
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    • Plot twist: That trooper was actually Commander Cody.
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    • Imagine getting force choked by a jedi or sith during sex. Fuck me that would be hot.
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    • It’s okay sweetie! Just moan yes daddy and he’ll have to fire you instead!
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    • Wtf is with all the star wars features today? It's like fucking ATLA
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    • My boy Gary
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    • Justice for my man Gary
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    • It's a 165 degrees out here, I was just saying what I thought the guy was saying!
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    • I have a question if the clones were all meant to be clones then why are there is supposed variations on the way they look various things like voice and the black guy
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    • I know Inquisitors pre-date the original trilogy, but how come those bastards could sense the force for even an ass-hair's length of time?
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    • Forreal though, does anyone know how the lives of the troopers are? Like do they have kids? Do they go out? Or do they just live in quarters?
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    • My biggest problem with Finn’s character is that he refuses to murder those innocent people at the beginning of 7 but has no problem murdering stormtroopers that have been brainwashed since birth just like him
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    • Anyone ever notice how Vader literally never choked any troopers? He always held the officers accountable for any failures never the troops
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    • I think Vader might be more forgiving to Storm Troopers, especially since he knows they aren’t smart enough against mind tricks.
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    • Honestly i think about the stormtroopers just being dudes a lot. Just dudes with problems
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    • Can we get a stormtrooper version of Vet-TV???
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    • Mmm...force choke
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    • *Vader* come into my office Brent, I’m not mad I just want to chat.. ( Vader slowly raising his hand up)
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    • The force mind trick didn’t work. The storm trooper just wasn’t getting paid enough to care
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    • Star wars is overated and you can't change my mind
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    • As if you'd be able to hit them anyway
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    • Are they eating schnitzel?
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    • Like this comment for absolutely nothing
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    • There's a theory that commander cody was one of the guards that stopped them on tattooine
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    • Supportive wife hours
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    • Im tired as fuck I read that as face fucked
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    • I remember seeing this on Facebook when I was in 6th grade
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    • Not canon, there's no blue milk
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    • Fun fact in canon he’s the same trooper who hit his head because he was so confused and when he was finally starting to figure everything out he hit his head on a door
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    • He's kinda short for a stormtrooper
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    • Lmao
      Lethal 13 jul
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    • How does his head fit in the helmet? Seems kinda big
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    • Bumps his head marching thru low blast door...on Death Star
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    • I appreciate seeing this. Thank you.
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    • Don't worry, you're building won't exist tomorrow
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    • Dude is an IDIOT. Fell for the oldest trick in the book
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