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    • Cool fact, Baulder was actually after Fey, and he knew she was a giant, but didn’t realize giants aren’t actually giant, so he assume Kratos was actually Fey and that he was a giant.
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    • Kratos will fuck a bitch with his 12 inch 5 pound horse cock
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    • I'm 5'4 and I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is 5'9. I don't understand these girls who are shorter than me saying that they need a 6 ft man. Like bitch what are you going to do? Climb him every time you want a kiss? Just a couple inch difference in height is plenty
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    • fuck yea god of war
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    • All the battles with Baldur were fucking badass
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    • Best God of War I think I’ve ever played to date
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    • Guys, I'm 5'6" and I fear that this will greatly hinder my chances of getting in a relationship :(
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    • Okay but Kratos is like 6’4
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    • To be fair for a man who tore down an entire pantheon I would expect the same
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    • I haven't been 5'9" since I was 10
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    • Kratos will fuck 2 whores and absorb their period blood
      Marcelus 4 sep
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    • Mr_Fancy 4 sep
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    • This fight was like a dragon ball z episode
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    • Atreus mom actually died from Kratos magnum fucking horse dong
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    • I think short girls want tall guys because they don’t want to have short sons. Imagine if a 5’2 girl married someone 5’9. At that point your kids are going to come out being super short. It’s ok if you only have daughters but you don’t want to be a mom and have a son who is a manlet
      Horny69 4 sep
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    • I'm 4'8. I just want someone to snuggle and be goofy with.
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    • I love that at the end of that fight, they have Baldur flipping you off, but you can’t see it because he’s falling down the huge gash they made in the earth
      _NOIZ_ 5 sep
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    • I find it funny when I see someone act like a Norse Mythology expert after playing GoW4 once
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    • vena 4 sep
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    • winterbo 4 sep
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    • I’m 5’5. I will die a virgin. Honestly, I’m probably being 100% honest.
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    • I'm 6'1" and I wouldn't date a woman that shallow.
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    • “Proceeds to get yeeted through a house”
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    • If my girl taller than 5'6", I'm intimidated as fuck. I'm 5'2", bitch, lemme reach you without a step stool. Shorter (min 5'3") is best for me.
      Roombas 4 sep
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    • Bruh im a girl and 6'2, everyone's short to me
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    • I'm 6'5" and my girlfriend is 5'0". It's very nice.
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    • Dont give tobi top comment.
      ppbanana 4 sep
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    • That's what they say about my dick
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    • Did Kratots do sex with Aphrodite or something?
      LowSugar 4 sep
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    • I'm shorter than my girlfriend by about an inch. We date long distance and i'm a bit nervous about meeting her. Last night she told me she's really into taller guys and well, im the only person she's dated shorter than her.
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    • Ah yes. Thats usually what they say before i turn the lights off.
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    • Made with mematic
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    • “Whatever it is you seek, I do not have it. You should move on.”
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    • I’m 5’2 and dated a guy that way 5’9 and I would always tell him he was so tall and he just didn’t believe me cause all his exes some of which where shorter then me would call him short. We actually broke up because he just doubted everything I said cause his exes Said something different
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    • Literally Baldur’s ONLY story is about how Loki noons him with mistletoe. So how tf did he come back to life to fight Kratos?
      Biasatt 4 sep
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    • That's a phrase I hear every time I show or tell someone the size of my dick while also being 6'1
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    • 6'3 baby come to daddy
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    • Fuck that tabby account for putting watermarks on memes from 2012
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    • They be that small even with high heels
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    • 6 foot gang stand up
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    • Why did you delete my comment criticizing god of war? Are you that offended i dont like the game?
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      tobi 4 sep
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    • 69" tall its the perfect height prove me wrong
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    • Well 5’9 is less than average for a man, so that’s an acceptable response
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    • Wait, Kratos is actually 5’ 9”?
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    • I’m playing though the god of war games right now, and I just made it to the second game! I love this series and I can’t want to play the newest one!
      Celp 7 sep
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    • I can’t wait for the next God of War
      Crimsonn 7 sep
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    • My girl almost didn't let me date her because I was shorter than her ex's. I'm 5'7 and she's 4'10...
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    • Man I'm 6'4 and this shit used to make me sad, all my friends are shorter than me. And now that we're older, they all have fine ass honeys! It gets better kings. Height ain't shit. It's about the strength of your character.
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    • Should have been a 5’11” man, and then a second frame of a 6’ man and the 5’2” girl calling him giant.
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    • As a woman that is 5’1 and a half I can confirm that this is false. Anybody above 5’6 is basically a giant
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    • I’m 6’ 2” 190 with a 6” dick. Fml
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    • “You do not want this fight.”
      Mr_Stark 6 sep
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    • Why do they keep featuring things with horrible spelling and grammar? Memes have like 10 words max... It's not that hard to get right
      Syzmack 6 sep
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    • God of war easily became one of my favorite games ever despite me knowing nothing of the series before, should get around to doing the Valkyries
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    • i wanna fuck him
      cban 6 sep
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    • Currently playing this game because I had the money for it
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      Lesbians 6 sep
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    • I’m 5’10, my gf is 5’7. She likes my height, and has actually told me she doesn’t want me to get any taller. There are women out there fellow Kings who aren’t complete idiots. The operative word being complete....
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    • I'm 5'1" and idc how tall a guy is, he could be shorter than me for all I care
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    • I want a girl that's only a couple inches shorter than me, I'm about 5'11".
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    • He talking to his crotch?
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    • Talk guys who like short girls are downlow llamas...
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    • Im 5'2. Who the fuck acts like this. Why the fuck would i want 6' dude? Yeah I constantly want to be looking straight up and look like I'm walking around with my dad
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    • I've never dated someone taller than me all I want is someone that's at least 5'7 (I'm 5'7 too) so I don't have to bend down when I hug them or feel like I'm dating a middle schooler when I look 23
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    • 5’9 “men” don’t exist. Youre still a boy if you’re under 6 feet
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    • If i have to bend my knees to hug you then im tall enough for you
      Maphau 5 sep
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    • if a girl says your too short for her say shes too tall for u
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    • He's not talking about height
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    • I like that line. He was really brave to say it considering Kratos was looking down on him.
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    • Are we talking about height
      tweb 5 sep
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    • jebus337 5 sep
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    • I'm just 5' ;-;)
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    • If I ever go on a dating app and a girl asks my height I’m ignoring that bitch, even tho I’m 6’0
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    • When she saw my dick:
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    • I’m 5’4 and I’ve always dated dudes close to 6 feet. Now I’m with my boyfriend who is 5’5 and honestly he is the love of my life and I can’t imagine my life without him. Girls need to stop being so shallow and men keep your head up as a woman who treats you like a human will come along and love you
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    • God of war meme I haven't seen one of these in a while
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    • Anyone else find it annoying when they fuck up the joke by saying 5’9” and not 5’11”
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    • God I loved this game
      Yoohoo13 5 sep
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    • We needed a thor fight dlc
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    • "thought"?
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    • Oh god I'm 5'8 I'm fucked
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    • Boy
      Guffy_ 4 sep
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    • I’m 6 ft and my girlfriend is 5’2 and she always talks about how big I am lol.
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    • Moment of silence for anyone who didn't play this game
      rheehee 4 sep
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    • Okay but I’m 5’3 and 5’9 guy is the perfect height for me. When we hug, my head would fall just under his chin, but he’d still be tall enough to make me feel small and protected. Also? So many more sex positions. 69 with a super tall guy is awkward, as is doggy, and shower sex.
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    • Best fights in that masterpiece of a game were baldur
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    • I still find it shocking that Atreus is Loki
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    • She doesnt care abt my height. Ita my pp I'm worried she wont like😔. I am 5'9" tho...and shes 5'2"
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    • “And I thought you’d be smaller”
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    • But you're definitely the one...
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    • I feel like women are becoming more and more shallow. I have a friend who is 5'6 but a good looking dude so getting girls was never an issue for him growing up but now all of a sudden his height is a major factor and he has a hard time finding women.
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    • God of war 4 is such an amazing game
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