When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
AssGaurdian311 AssGaurdian311
11 feb
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
this guy in my class said his brather lost his wallet iin Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
Bacardi Bacardi
15 dec 2020
this guy in my class said his brather lost his wallet iin Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
Bird: *chirps outside*
My Dog:
AaronZecane AaronZecane
20 nov 2020
Bird: *chirps outside* My Dog:
CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS
"THE BUTT SHELTER" "SPINAL CAVE"
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS "THE BUTT SHELTER" "SPINAL CAVE"
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
TruckOwner
28 may
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The
Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed
"I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
IDimagine IDimagine
2 nov 2020
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed "I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
About to watch some Netflix
Cheekiemonkeybuns Cheekiemonkeybuns
14 dec 2020
About to watch some Netflix
CERTIFIED MEEP
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
Xlsiorrr
25 sep 2020
CERTIFIED MEEP SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
AgeekableGirl97 AgeekableGirl97
5 mar
Me: Is about to leave a bench Person: *Sits next to me* Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Saitamasaitama Saitamasaitama
14 sep 2020
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
$10,000,000 to never listen to any
Beyonce song ever again.
Are you taking the offer??
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
YourGirlYani
25 mar
$10,000,000 to never listen to any Beyonce song ever again. Are you taking the offer?? so 10Ms to live how i live currently
jtman6 jtman6
20 sep 2020
Stfu i'm listening to Cars tuner scene
isabella
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Electivire Electivire
22 sep 2020
isabella yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
Lord_Of_Soup Lord_Of_Soup
16 jun
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
Be Strong!
Stronger than yesterday!
What this
Be Strong! Stronger than yesterday! What this
hen you finally get to her yard
Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
skiparockMarky skiparockMarky
30 nov 2020
hen you finally get to her yard Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
ER GIVE UP,
KEEP _WORKING HARD AND KEEP YOU BELIEVING IN REAMS
XxFluff XxFluff
20 mar
ER GIVE UP, KEEP _WORKING HARD AND KEEP YOU BELIEVING IN REAMS
Sarah
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled
THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
yoden22 yoden22
24 sep 2020
Sarah During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing
AX
I'm limited by the technology of my time.
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
15 mar
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing AX I'm limited by the technology of my time.