• So my parents just found out about my
fourteen year old brother smoking weed
because they found this on his window
ledge. 80 in the middle of a huge lecture
my dad decides to open the Baggie and
smell it to see how strong it is. He
immediately starts crying with laughter.
THIS - HAS BEEN BUYING AND
SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO.
FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN'T. I
CANNOT. I CAN'T DO THIS.
This isn't funny. That’s the gateway drug to
a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good
this was caught before this kid started
hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on
every breadstick he can find to score
another hit.
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    • It’s currently 4:31 am and I read that completely wrong and thought the response was a serious response
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    • I’ve commented on the entire set, I’m bound to get at least one tc
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    • When I was a sophomore we sold a hunk of grass off the bottom of a lawn mower to an 8th grader and called it weed eater kush. She smoked it and called saying it taste like the ground. Katie if you see this you're a fucking idiot I hope your life turned out terrible.
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    • I have a shirt on the back it says legalize marinara
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    • I used to put gram sized dots of honey on wax paper, stick it in the freezer until it’s hard, then take them out and roll them in oregano. Made bank selling them to freshman when I was in high school.
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    • Never buy pre-ground weed (unless the dealer grinds it right in front of you). That shit could have some other shit sprinkled in there, or you could just get scammed
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    • In high school, a friend of mine used to sell grass pretending it was weed. He managed to buy a car ith that money.
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    • My son. He isn't born yet but will be in maybe 10-20 years. And when I catch him smoking weed I'ma punish him and ground him for not telling me. All those times I could've smoked him out and bonded together. Waste of time. And time is money.
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    • Why would anyone do drugs when they can experience the love of Jesus.
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    • My parents found a similar baggie when I was in high school, but it was actually catnip because I would stay up and mess with some neighborhood strays. Give them food, play with a laser pointer, toss catnip in the food tray and pet them etc, then put the screen back in my window and head to bed
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    • LITERALLY DYING! THAT’S SO FUNNY HAHAAHA CAPS MAKE EVERYTHIBG MORE FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️💀💀
      Zillion 11 jun
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    • That's fucking embarrassing. He can't bring it up at school because people will think he's a retard, but the sellers and their friends already think he is. Lose lose situation right there.
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    • You have no idea how addictive Italian food is. It's too late for me save yourself! 🍝
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    • Fucking retarded kid
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    • THIS POST IS SO RELEVANT TO MY USERNAME
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    • Next level decoy baggie👌
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    • Why would they censor something that’s probably something bad right before they say fuck twice
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    • Weeds not a gateway drug
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    • If the mf is grinding the shit before he sell it to you 9/10 chance he fuckin u over
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    • What if he placed it there intentionally so they would be mislead and not find his real stash, and wouldn't care to look because it's just oregano
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    • I would be surprised about this but apparently this is the same kid who thought a good hiding spot for his weed was a window ledge
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    • How do u not fucking realize that ur not getting high
      Bana2 11 jun
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    • He bout to be suckin dick to get a hit of basil.
      wijibo 11 jun
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    • Just imagine him as a full grown “drug” dealer, and he promises someone “the good stuff” and he gives them a fucking garlic stick.
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    • This one high schooler use to sell oregano to middle schoolers as weed. HE GOT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BEAT THE HELL UP BY THEIR OLDER BROTHERS! He was hospitalized and his face is forever fucked up. Crazy.
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    • good thing they caught him in thyme.
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    • What word did they censor? They didn’t censor “fuck” so I’m confused
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    • My mother almost destroyed my brother when she found a ziplock bag full of stuff in his backpack when he was in high school. Upon opening it, we discovered it was crushed Oreos and that she'd never even seen weed. Also that my brother will sob when yelled at by a middle aged woman named Karen.
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    • I bet his dumbass thought he was getting high too
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    • What matters in this case though is he was attempting to smoke pot
      Shahax 11 jun
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    • I love how he blurred out probably "bitch" (idk dont roast me) but just left fucking in the paragraph
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    • Strongly considering selling oregano to kids now
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    • Oregano to marinara. Next thing you know the kid'll be blast rails of grated parmesan
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    • How do you smoke oregano and still think it’s weed
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    • Always check your baggie before you buy. I once bought a 40 sack of fucking dandelion heads. Not even the green leaves. The bright fucking yellow heads in a black baggie.
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    • or he planted it on the window to throw the parents off of his scent, maybe the kid is secretly an evil genius
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    • I smoke mozzarella myself
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    • Not gonna lie I made like 300 bucks Over the course of a couple weeks because I was selling oregano to the same couple of kids in highschool and they never failed to fall for it.
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    • I'm already hooked on olive garden, every day I itch for a taste of that fettuccine
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    • I had to reread "marinara"
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    • Alright I’ll say it. Gays are not people.
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    • If my child bought oregano. I would be mad af. Child of mine, if you’re going to do drugs and get caught you better do it right.
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    • If you can’t smell it through the bag is it even good
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    • Why did it mark out one bad word but not the rest of them?
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    • You smoke oregano I'm smoking on that cat piss
      Morality 11 jun
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    • That’s just fuckin sad... cus then he’s literally not doing it for the high, he’s just doin it cus he wants to look cool...
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    • Hi my name is Jake... *voice gets shaky... and I’m addicted to State Farm
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    • If you're smoking oregano you deserve you be getting ripped off
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    • No shit that’s oregano. Nigga was probably paying 100 bucks a baggie too that dumbass
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    • The drug dealer:
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    • Least he can say he smokes herb
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    • That blue part says "nigga" if anyone was wondering 🏃
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    • The response ruined it
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    • When people start using all caps and saying "I CANT" i immediately dislike the meme. What fucking autist finds that funny?
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    • When the high schoolers show up at the middle school with "weed"
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    • I’m high rn shit
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    • I cannot can’t even can’t ever can’t as hard as I’m can’ting rn. Srsly I lost the ability to even. I can’t.
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    • Imagine the guy he kept buying it from
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    • Wow. He could've been buying K2, did stupid. Never buy ground up weed.
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    • Yo I remember this feature from like 6 years ago bruh 😂😂😂
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    • That's how mafia works
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    • I sold stickers and told people it was LSD in higher school... dumb asses would come back and say “Bro.. I had the hardest trip ever” care bear stickers where the shit lol
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    • Kids are dumb. Sell them eraser heads and tell them it's Mollie.
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    • I be snorting that parmesan
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    • I’m Italian and I’m greatly offended that this man implied Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.
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    • Your 14 year old brother is a damn idiot
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    • See, some people are already a dumbass before they do drugs.
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    • I barely chuckled at this when I first saw it 8 years ago
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    • Weed culture is so annoying
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    • Yeah it looks like fucking oregano just search up weed and anything else will come up your brothers a fucking retard
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    • "My dad decided to smell it because back in the day, he clearly used to chug along like Thomas the Stank Engine so he know what it smells like. "
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    • Aha oregano the Italian marijuana
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    • I’d be way more disappointed as a father.
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    • If y’all like listening to beats check out my new profile, working on lil projects for fun lol
      BRUNDINO 11 jun
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    • I sold oregano to an autistic kid for 35 dollars because he thought it was weed
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    • Weed is only a gateway drug cuz of the whole reefer madness BS so kids try it and see it's not bad like they say and well you know what I bet crack meth pills and all that other crap ain't bad either
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    • You know that feeling when you see something funny on iFunny? Yeah, neither do I...
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    • "This N I G G A"
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      prezdant 11 jun
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    • I saw this meme back in 2010
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    • Dumb kids that think they’re getting high and just smoking cause it’s cool and not cause they’re actually enjoying a high. Kid probably pretends he’s high and acts weird to make it “believable”
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    • Bro my brother did this to look cool and still pass his drug tests
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    • These never-happened-memes suck
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    • Yeah don’t ever buy any already ground “weed”
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    • Come to think of it though, that’s probably the easiest way to score money off of wanna be cool kids. They don’t know what’s what so why not make it a pay day. Nothing illegal about selling herbs
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    • You smoke oregano, you're dead. That shit is too strong. Oregano oil will make u cry and I can imagine smoking it will turn the oils in it into satan's piss
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    • Wat was blurred out of it says Fucking
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    • I smoked catnip once.
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