Grandma, what did you do with all the money from
Grandpa's Life Insurance???
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
4 nov 2020
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from Grandpa's Life Insurance???
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Saitamasaitama Saitamasaitama
14 sep 2020
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking
tomorrow
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking tomorrow
Hey look, an alien!
This is my planet.
So you're the f*cking alien here..
RolaF RolaF
25 sep 2020
Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol
The friend he shot in the
Knee was not as lucky.
GhostRevolver GhostRevolver
2 jun
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol The friend he shot in the Knee was not as lucky.
gucci gang
avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth
Youre goddamn right.
fame fame
24 sep 2020
gucci gang avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth Youre goddamn right.
Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
AgeekableGirl97 AgeekableGirl97
5 mar
Me: Is about to leave a bench Person: *Sits next to me* Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
Why are men like cars?
Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Why are men like cars? Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
QTchan69 QTchan69
1 may
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
either_the_one either_the_one
3 oct 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
Me when can hear people chewing:
Me when can hear people
Le
Me when can hear people chewing: Me when can hear people Le
Day 1 of cat adoption
can stay here?
Th-thank you.
lil just hideaway and not be a bother.
One month later
How dare you enter my realm, peasant! am the lord of the living room!
Shower me with adoration or feel my wrath!
Lunaris_333 Lunaris_333
21 sep 2020
Day 1 of cat adoption can stay here? Th-thank you. lil just hideaway and not be a bother. One month later How dare you enter my realm, peasant! am the lord of the living room! Shower me with adoration or feel my wrath!
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself
I proudblackconservative
Responsible af. good doggo.
You can't be mad at him
psychedelicfelon
Definitely should give him a treat
GET THIS DOG A TREAT
_Bug_ _Bug_
23 sep 2020
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself I proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat GET THIS DOG A TREAT
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour?
Me and the kid:
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour? Me and the kid:
A Father-To-Be Died While
Building A Gender-Reveal
Device That Exploded
Tasneem Nashrulla
Mocita
24 feb
A Father-To-Be Died While Building A Gender-Reveal Device That Exploded Tasneem Nashrulla
Dangerous Distractions
lying_m1necartmemes lying_m1necartmemes
15 dec 2020
Dangerous Distractions