• It bothers me that the intelligence
of animals is measured by how
willing they are to obey the
commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is
wow.
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    • This post is as retarded as the straight-D student that made it
      Camui 28 jul
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    • MF out here failing their math exam and being like "wow, it's fucked up how the school system expects me to obey commands"
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    • Ofc we measure the intelligence of animals based on if they can understand and follow the instructions of humans, this entire post is dumb, stupid and dumb
      Kathoey 28 jul
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    • That’s not at all how we measure intelligence. I don’t remember all of them, but it’s like if they play, how well they take verbal/visual cues, and a couple of other things
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    • No, the intelligence of humans is measured by your ability to recognize patterns and extrapolate upon them afterward.
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    • Ur just a dumbass
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    • You grow up and you realize that the people who bitch about schools were the kids with 2.2 gpa
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    • Oh man I'm such a victim of publicly funded education. This service mandated by my government to educate every race and gender is SUCH A BURDEN. Fuck tards. How about the middle east where women get stoned for death for learning to read.
      lijaar 30 jul
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    • What? American school systems rewards your ego for acting like sheep? I'm completely shocked
      Talker 28 jul
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    • God tumblr is so retarded, please shut up
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    • These are the same people crying that everyone isn’t wearing a mask like the government told them to
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    • No it's not. Cats are more intelligent than dogs, elephants are more intelligent than cattle.
      Ford_ST 30 jul
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    • actually thats wrong and your retarded. Stop trying to spew bullshit to back your agenda
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    • Not fucked up. Being able to learn and follow patterns and understand correct rights and wrongs is intelligence
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    • “We live in a society where you go to schools to obey!” Uhh? Job, Boss commands employee’s and they obey to the rules and objectives. Government, laws and taxes must be followed. Parenting, Rules and commands you and your other siblings. Where do you not see obedience in humanity? Control is an
      Trinkit 30 jul
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    • This is about as deep as a Billie Eilish song
      blu2rain 30 jul
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    • These guys are just mad that they've been domesticated
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    • human intelligence isn’t measured by ur success in school, it’s measured by the IQ test
      noaha15 30 jul
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    • This post is kind of retarded. Good message I guess but also kind of retarded
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    • I’m deep and this is 14
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    • For all of the self proclaimed scientists in here: Intelligence is not just a measurement of common core based experience with math, science, literature, etc. It is also a measurement of natural intelligence, like how well you can adapt to your environment for survival purposes. 1/2
      CalmDown_ 30 jul
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    • The intelligence is not based on how they obey, it’s how they are able to pay attention and memorize
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    • Intelligence is measured by your ability to recall information. That’s it. How well can you remember and for how long.
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    • So y’all don’t realize that humans are the most valuable resource on the planet since they have vastly superior then any robot to date along the fact that they are easily replaceable. Especially in a capitalist society humans are viewed as complex machinery
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    • Highschool failure moment
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    • Brother’s husky is an absolute hardass and is smart enough to know he doesn’t HAVE to obey every single command and just does his own thing out of spite. Pretty sure the fucker is self aware
      TheCrow 30 jul
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    • Uh no that’s stupid
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    • One of my dogs will stack pillows and stand on the top of the couch to grab candy canes off our Christmas tree, which we purposely put up high so they don't get them. The other one will grab your hands with his paws to tell you where he wants to be scratched. I think they're too smart sometimes lol
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    • Holy shit just do your work in school. The education system isn’t against you, you’re just a fucking retard that’s too lazy to do your work and just fucks around with friends, then blames the education system for their grades.
      Vazlek 1 aug
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    • Yeah... if you’re getting Cs in high school you’re an idiot. Even if you’re putting in absolutely zero effort you would be making Bs at least if you were naturally intelligent.
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    • Not true octopi are considered to be highly intelligent. This is shown in aquariums where they learn the guards patterns to escape and how mechanisms function such as latches to tank lids. They are well known escape artists and often have interactions with people on near sentient levels.
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    • Shut the fuck up
      Guiltyyy 30 jul
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    • Wait till you find out 6/10 people cannot do this and therefore have no ability to follow instructions making them unable to contribute or self sustain. That's... when you get bothered, or at least finally discover that it's what has been bothering you.
      Jvvayne32 31 jul
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    • Oh my god. So deep
      nattaurk 31 jul
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    • Sounds like coping 😬
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    • No... That's not true.
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    • If I had the time I’d homeschool my kids without hesitation
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    • I have a 3.9 GPA and i can agree that public schools are dumb as shit but the only people that complain are the shitheads with a 2.4 GPA.
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    • Your intelligence is also being measured in how well you comprehend that many of those "commands" are unpleasant but ultimately beneficial
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    • No we dont, if we did we'd consider dogs the smartest animal ever... but we know dolphins, whales, crows, even squirrels are smarter than them...
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    • Same goes for people that are governed. Oh wow we live in a society so sad
      SergeyT 1 aug
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    • It’s measure that way because a lizard for instance doesn’t have a higher brain functions. It does hunger and temperature control. Where a dog can work with you socially. And a dolphin can’t understand its existence and yours.
      Heron 1 aug
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    • Actually we measure intelligence of animals based on the ratio of brain to body mass, and simple tests like whether they recognize themselves in a mirror but you know whatever...
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    • Not really. I was in honors and AP classes and a couple of regular classes. The honors classes were very lax, teachers encouraged free thought and discussion. However in my regular classes it was much more “shut up and listen.” I think it’s because stupid kids are annoying and unruly, and don’t-
      wilsybug 31 jul
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    • Boo-hoo people are trying to educate me
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    • Congratulations you dumbass you played yourself
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    • What other way are we supposed to do it?
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    • Just now realizing school measures obedience ??
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    • Public school system was designed to pump out factory workers. Sit in one spot and be quiet. If something goes wrong raise your hand until a higher up comes over. It's designed to stomp creativity out. You know what jobs are in high demand right now? Creative thinking jobs. And people wonder why the
      gruflz 30 jul
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    • Popular opinion: your grades don't determine your intelligence
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    • Your intelligence is measured by your grades in school. (Sarcastically)
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    • Who says shit like this? This is utterly false designed to push a false narrative. Intelligence is measured via pattern matching, recognizing connections, and synthesis of novel data.
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    • False premise. But you you could be very intelligent, but can’t work with anyone which makes one ineffective socially. 😎
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    • THUNT 30 jul
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    • Lol, so many triggered idiots missing the point. Look how easily y'all manipulated.
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    • Not just school tho. Goes for everything in life.
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    • So untrue. We test their ability to find food and stuff.
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    • Well of course that's the case, it's a thing we just made up. If dolphins made up the concept, then the measure of intelligence would be how well something can be trained by a dolphin
      Zubb999 30 jul
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    • Well we didn't create the internet without being dumb
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    • Well when you put it that way...
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    • First dislike of a meme in a long time!
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    • Wah I'm in a free school in the states teachers bad studying hard WAH. Anyone up for dumping all softies in Russia, the middle east or China see how they do?
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    • What a shock animal intelligence is measured comparatively to humans, "guys every animal is a genius in it's own way" is a useless metric
      TNTNuke 30 jul
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    • Haha. That's funny! I laughed.
      ___L___ 30 jul
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    • Intelligence is our ability to aquire and apply new processes. So yeah, yours and everyone's intelligence is measured by their ability to complete tasks others set for them
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    • yes... but dogs enjoy being obedient. that’s why they love doing tricks and trained pups are happier. they like structure/discipline. it’s not a measure of intelligence it’s a measure of trust between you and your dog. on the other hand, humans are different and ill always agree on that bc well hs
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    • You have to just be straight up retarded, literally retarded, to actually believe that’s how intelligence is measured. Oooh I’m so eDgY making false idiotic assumptions of human nature to make myself seem woke and cynical
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    • Well we did come up with the idea of intelligence. What tf else is going to command them
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    • Pretty sure that's not how we officially measure the intelligence of animals. Maybe that's how the normal everyday person might view it, but that's normal human egocentrism
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    • These people didn’t make good grades in school
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    • School is actually based on memory, not on education
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    • not true l. If your smart you dont need to obey school.
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    • Incoming people saying “ThATs NoT hoW iT is BrO!” Shut up, yes t is. Just admit it, and be man.
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    • It’s actually not you just came up with something random you think you understand but in reality this is gonna end up on “ I’m 14 and this is deep” because you don’t have any idea what you’re talking about subreddit
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    • Birds and monkeys are usually tested by puzzles.
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    • It’s not
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    • Or Don’t fight the school system and you get a cool $200,000 in scholarships.
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    • Peak retard.
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    • Not really.. we consider octopi, ravens, apes and monkeys, among many others, highly intelligent based on their natural behavior in the wild
      THRILLHO 2 aug
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    • Yeah, but also what they can figure out without humans teaching them. We had a Husky who would find a way to escape no matter what we did to husky-proof the yard. And when we kept him in the garage, he ripped the doggie door off of the door and escaped still. He was too smart.
      Mikodork 2 aug
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    • I wish iFunny would stop featuring shit that belongs on fucking reddit and tumblr
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    • That’s not true lol octopuses and elephants are widely regarded as some of the most intelligent animals on the planet and they aren’t good at following humans commands at all lol
      Cannaboy 2 aug
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    • Comprehension can't be measured without response; even so, the response doesn't have to be obedience for a scientist to notice intelligence in an animal. If he taught a monkey to spell it's name, but it spelled out 'f*ck u,' he'd still know that it learned.
      ThatRose 2 aug
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    • Not how we measure it at all
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    • I hardly remember anything from school that actually benefits me in daily life because knowing the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell does not help with taxes
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    • The first person is probably a horse girl who would k.ill her entire family before hurting an animal, and the second person if probably a high schooler who’s failing 3 classes
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    • Same goes for pretty much anything in life. Go with the flow of energy and follow the path of least resistance, you live well. If you live an obstinate existence, fighting the power and being difficult, you live a miserable sad life.
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    • Moo
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    • Yeah Highschool was easy, I did it all in one year.
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    • OP cant make it out of precalc and blames teachers and the system
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    • Its based on what they are capable of understanding. It's too bad that the only species advanced enough to even care about the intelligence of animals is us
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    • But it is our human perception of intelligence being measured specifically
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    • Octopi are so cool tho
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    • You’re just low iq
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    • This is dum the animals are smart because they can ever understand what we mean😂
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    • We measure intelligence by innate ability to recognize patterns and utilize them in some way
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    • It’s also a matter of comprehending the command and just not giving a fuck. i.e. cats
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    • Uhh, no? My cat doesn't obey my commands at all, and yet he's still smarter than 95% of this userbase.
      arganoth 2 aug
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