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    • *** rulers
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    • Went to a knife shop in Appleton, Wisconsin and saw a real assassins creed blade here it is like 200-300 dollars I believe it was
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    • I used to click the lead out and pretend I was giving myself a shot. Like a syringe
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    • If for some reason we ever downgrade in tech and we go back to that day and age, you can bet your fruity asshole I’m wearing a hidden blade
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    • I remember in 8th grade I successfully made hidden blades completely with paper that extended fully when I snapped my wrists (had to push them back in with my hands though). It didn't get me any female attention obviously but the homies lost their fucking minds, which was worth it.
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    • To be fair its an interesting weapon with some good capabilities :b
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    • Anyone else put 3 pencils in between their fingers and pretended they were wolverine?
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    • 1: hide in plain sight 2: stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent 3: never compromise the brotherhood...
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    • As a 24 year old kid who was 12 when Assassin's Creed first came to be, I can confirm this
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    • I miss when Assassin's Creed was good. (And about Assassins)
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    • Thanks for the design so we don't loose our ring finger Leonardo AC fans like this
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    • I want another actual assassins creed game with actual assassins
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    • Ezio was best, fight me about it
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    • Everything is due, nothing is submitted
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    • I really thought I was the only one who did this. iFunny is full of people who all shared the same childhood, one way or another
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    • I feel targeted
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    • I mean, you gotta admit you feel like an assassin
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    • I love how we did this before Assassin's Creed came out.
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    • Thought I was the only one
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    • As someone who has a watch I can confirm this
      bbbro46 8 jun
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    • Anyone else do the thing where you disassemble a bic pen so the ink cart comes out and you feel like a real assassins creed character?
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    • You can't tell me everyone on this app didnt want this at one point in their life.
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    • Anyone know where I can get working hidden blades? I've always wanted a pair
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    • Fuck u got me I still do it
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    • I knew a kid who brought a full Assassins Creed gauntlet knife to school
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    • Assassin’s Creed 2>Any other game
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    • Time to kill some templars
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    • No one lie about doing this. If you weren't doing this, you may have been putting your pencil through those plastic rulers and pretending it was a helicopter.
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    • As a person with watches and pencils, I can indeed confirm this as fact.
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    • The Ezio collection was the best and after that it just went down hill
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    • Ah.. Simpler times.
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    • As 21 year old kid i can confirm this
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    • A six inch blade never loses reception
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    • What else are u supposed to do with them
      Highalia 9 jun
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    • I once loaded one of those sharp metal compasses in my watch and went around asking for high fives. Nobody took the bait except one dude. And it stabbed a hole in his hand. That was 7th grade. We will be living together in college for our 3rd year this semester.
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    • Pretty much me in 1st grade after playing AC 2
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    • Funny story. My dad is a machine worker and has a bunch of cool tolls for making things. One day, while playing AC3, I had the bright idea of asking my dad to make one for me. He did. It was awesome. He ended up making two sets, one for playing, and one sharpened bc why not.
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    • Funny story, I did this in middle school and some kid told teachers I had a actual weapon. The principal and numerous teachers pulled me from the gigantic group of kids since we were in the gym. They took my to a room and told me to give the knife up. They let me go when they saw it was a pencil...
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    • That that at a costume store for like $70. Being fake assassins is fucking expensive
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    • I feel personally attacked
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    • This is a rather personal attack
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    • as someone who wears a watch at school I can relate
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    • I thought I was the only one who did that
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    • Pathetic! Cut off your ring finger and vow your Life to the order like a true assassin
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    • You mean men of culture
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    • Dude, the hidden blades are fucking sick tho
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    • I can confirm this
      SuperC1 7 jun
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    • Nope, not me. I got me a hidden blade to replace the pencils.
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    • I miss this. That shit's how I got through elementary school
      WHATHELL 7 jun
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    • "It's a good life we lead brother. The best. May it never change and may it never change us"
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    • My denial is self-evidently futile.
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    • I remember doing this.
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    • this kid stabbed me with one of those contraptions and the lead got stuck inside
      NEDAJ 13 jun
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    • I bought one of those fookin things only to get yelled at by some fuckin Karen because her 7 year old saw me and my brother messing around with them and it scared him
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    • I feel called out.
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    • DolansASS 11 jun
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    • Yo I made one of these out of a drawer slider when I was younger. It took me a while to make the locking mechanism but it was worth it to be a certified nerdy kid lol
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    • I love assassins creed I have almost all the gsmes
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    • 19 years old and I still want to make one
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    • Shut it, I’d rather not relive my elementary/middle school years
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    • Ezio, so good to see you.
      zrot24 9 jun
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    • Assassins creed
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    • I was one of those kids, not gonna lie.
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    • I had some retractable plastic knives from a Halloween store, taped it to my wrist and "air assassinated" my couch
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    • My friends and I in middle school would "assassinate" each other and would mark an X on where they were hit to notify they died. It was fun to see who was last. The winner got a quarter
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    • Requiescat en pace
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    • The one kid thats named Ezio
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    • For me it was my jacket sleeve
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    • You have forgotten about the safety scissor knuckeduster
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    • One kid in my class made one with clippers and other crap and made it to where when you put your arm out straight it would launch out and when you folded the fore arm in it would close. He was the #1 badass of 5th grade
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    • Playing Ezio collection when I realized that Desmond has to live through what Ezio felt when he was born
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    • AC2 was the best! Change my mind
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    • Dang. I thought I was apart of a minority on this
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    • I want a real hidden blade does anyone know how to get one
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    • They gave us bracelets for something I’m school and.by the end of the day I had a very powerful compound bow
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    • I legit want one of these
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    • I did that shit before assassins creed
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    • Ah, assassin's creed, where you go around murdering innocent guards for fun.
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    • Fuck I miss the ignorant blissfulness of elementary school
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    • There was an incident at my school a couple months ago that made local headlines. Some kid was getting pushed and thrown around into metal lockers. He reached up his sleeve where he had a sharpened pencil, and jabbed the dude assaulting him in the neck. The kid got off on self defense too.
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    • Completely true, still do it
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    • Can somebody send me towards where I can find an actual working hidden blade
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    • Oh fuck yeah the teacher always said stop but I just kept stabbing
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    • Hey, if there is anyway we can incorporate Assassin's Creed into our lives well do it.
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    • It's all shits and giggles until you find out that Altaïr had to slice off his ring finger to use the blade.
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    • I don’t have watches and I still do that with my jackets
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    • I did this with a rubber band and a plastic pen, with the ink cartridge tip upside down, so when you tipped the pen down the cartridge would extend like the hidden blade lol
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