Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real.
Bearded Human Shrek:
Tabby Tabby
30 nov 2020
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real. Bearded Human Shrek:
Matryoshkat
How many cats do you
have?
be
Himiko Himiko
28 sep 2020
Matryoshkat How many cats do you have? be
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo
Chris no
"Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
iMarsy iMarsy
14 sep 2020
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no "Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
LikeZoinkers LikeZoinkers
23 sep 2020
TikTok weetinnegan Idk what the sound made at the end was
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
This is what happens when a tackle box hits your face at
50 MPH
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
This is what happens when a tackle box hits your face at 50 MPH
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Sharp Sharp
24 sep 2020
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at
No matter what comes through that gate: you will stand your ground
jimthar jimthar
1 may
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at No matter what comes through that gate: you will stand your ground
his profile picture.
stuffIfindFunny stuffIfindFunny
23 sep 2020
his profile picture.
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
2Jayz
9 apr
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Me re-creating an argument I had 5 hours ago with new and valid points
Bobcherry1 Bobcherry1
17 jun
Me re-creating an argument I had 5 hours ago with new and valid points
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back
As youtcan see, I am dead
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 nov 2020
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back As youtcan see, I am dead
Me: "igota tox tooth!
MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally"
dad:
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: "igota tox tooth! MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally" dad:
WHAT A TICE YOUNG MAN TO SHOW US HOW TO EAT A MAC
OPE NO ONE INTERRUPTS HIS DEMONSTRATION
kickurp kickurp
26 dec 2020
WHAT A TICE YOUNG MAN TO SHOW US HOW TO EAT A MAC OPE NO ONE INTERRUPTS HIS DEMONSTRATION
Millenials after getting through 3 major economic crisis and a few
dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35
icleadgranted
LovesTacos LovesTacos
9 sep 2020
Millenials after getting through 3 major economic crisis and a few dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35 icleadgranted
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive
Garden"
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
22 dec 2020
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive Garden"
Dr
pped a car
rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
StephZoo StephZoo
28 sep 2020
Dr pped a car rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
DID YOU KNOW?
Al Capone started one of America's first soup kitchens during the Great Depression. By 1931, The Chicago
Tribune reported that the Capone Free Soup Kitchen served over 120,000 meals every single day. Many
Chicagoans credit Capone with doing more for the poor than the federal government.
nervousari
5 oct 2020
DID YOU KNOW? Al Capone started one of America's first soup kitchens during the Great Depression. By 1931, The Chicago Tribune reported that the Capone Free Soup Kitchen served over 120,000 meals every single day. Many Chicagoans credit Capone with doing more for the poor than the federal government.
My Girlfriend: Gives me one
last bj before leaving me.
Everyone else at my funeral:
My Girlfriend: Gives me one last bj before leaving me. Everyone else at my funeral:
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
When your owner yells at you for scratching them but you see a fly on the wall
Oh no
Anyway
PlagueDoctorofHorny PlagueDoctorofHorny
24 sep 2020
When your owner yells at you for scratching them but you see a fly on the wall Oh no Anyway