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    • What about cum stains?
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    • Hydrogen peroxide you say?....
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    • Shit stains?
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    • This is all fine and good but what if I want to change the color of my campfire?
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    • Tea ———> harbor
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    • As someone who cleans carpet for a living don't add any of that stuff in there
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    • The hydrogen peroxide one only works on fresh blood. If it stays too long it'll stain ...
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    • Makes a mistake on test using pen. Pours a gallon of milk on it to erase it.
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    • Blood?
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    • Hydrogen peroxide ive never thought about that but it does make sense my rug is gonna look brand new 😁
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    • Thats cool and all but what about my shit, piss, and cum stains.
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    • I've had so many blueberry greasy coffee blood stains, this is going to help a ton
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    • But how do I grow mushrooms in a 5 gallon bucket?
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    • Blood?
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    • This gonna be the new campfire feature I’m calling it
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    • I stained grease on my couch. Time to dumb a bottle of coke on it.
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    • I used peroxide last night at my ex’s house
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    • That's cool but how do I change the color of my campfire?
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    • “You okay bro? My mom told me she saw you grabbing your crotch in pain after you left our house yesterday” “Yeah it’s fine. It’s just the rubbing alcohol”
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    • What about poop stains
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    • That's nice but how do I color my campfire
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    • But what if you make another stain with the soda?
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    • Rabbit blood
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    • I use blood to get my peroxide stains out
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    • Lipstick -> a fixed marriage/nothing UP TOP!
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    • But how do I change the color of fire?
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    • Hotel ————> Trivago
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    • Friends stare in awe as I zamboni the red wine salt mixture off of a couch I got from good will.
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    • Cold water will get blood out too
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    • Anyone got one for chocolate?
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    • Sin Remover
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    • Yeah if only it wasn't blurry as all hell then I could actually read whats on here
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    • Chalk for oil? That’s some bollocks right there. When you get an oil stain, immediately put dish soap on it and then throw it in your laundry basket. When you wash it later the oil will come off.
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    • Yeah but how do I change the color of a fire?
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    • Anyone know how to change the color of a campfire?
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    • Semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen
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    • What about Cum?
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    • Cum?
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    • Thanks I knew hydrogen peroxide was useful
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    • How do you make purple fire?
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    • What about shoe polish off my fucking dress whites
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    • Tf would I pour soda on it that’ll just make another fucking stain
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    • HOW DO I DUCKING CHANGE THE COLOR OF MY CAMPFIRE
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    • Peroxide on blood actually doesn't get it completely out.
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    • Is there something funny in this? I’m too lazy to look through
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    • Or wear red. Dumbass.
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    • What about meat stains?
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    • How do you remove mustard stains though?? Hmmmm!?!?
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    • Hotel--->Trivago
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    • soda to remove grease (x) doubt
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    • Let's not talk about how it says blood as a common stain
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    • Us girls know about the wonders about hydrogen peroxide. Thanks to our weak ass pads
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    • Know this is a weird place to ask, but I spilled miso on my car seat and I have NO clue how to get it off, any ideas?
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    • Ah yes let me go out side and remove the grass
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    • Brb gotta go get 2 gallons of hydrogen peroxide
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    • Scrubbing fresh blood with cold water before you wash it works too
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    • The blood stays on the blade
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    • Good to know
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    • I assume you can’t remove piss stains since it’s not in here...
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    • Blood!?!?
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    • use water and gentle soap for period stains though, using peroxide will damage some clothing but soap and water never will.
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    • Windex also works for blood
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    • Commies -> AR-15
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    • The trick for blood is to use soap and cold water while it’s fresh and then just put it in the washing machine I know from experience
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    • Boiling water can also get rid of really old cum stains. Ask my 12 yearold son. I poured it on him and the next day he was gone and so were my other cum stains.
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    • Instructions unclear, I dumped a pot of boiling water on myself to get out a berry stain.
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    • Hydrogen peroxide mixed with dawn dish soap. That’s what works for blood and red wine.
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    • So.you wash a load with salt water or chalk water?
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    • for resin use isopropyl alcohol, it's what u use to clean bongs and shit
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    • How common?
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    • Lemon and seltzer for blood
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    • All I need is hydrogen peroxide before that missing joggers bf comes looking for her
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    • Paint?
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    • I was hoping communism would be one stain. I guess we already know the solution for that...
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    • How do you make something white again?
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    • But how do I change my campfire colors
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    • Anyone know how to get rid of tree sap
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    • I learned hydrogen peroxide gets rid of blood from Deadpool anyone else?
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    • Ah yes the common stain of blood
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    • why does it say blood?
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    • Hotel ———> trivago
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    • Does oxygen stain and we just can’t see it?
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    • What about a stain on your honor?
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    • Thanks i can finally get the blood stains off the floor in my torture chamber
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    • Motor oil on concrete I just pour gas on it
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    • Anyone have that one garlic bread feature? Accidentally closed the app and can't find it again
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    • For everyone thinking to use hydrogen peroxide. You're still gonna have that faded brown color stuck behind. Get rid of whatever you got blood on.
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    • I used blood to remove the blood
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    • yeah let me pour lemon juice on myself after a hiit session so i can go back to work nice and dry
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    • I should not have known the hydrogen peroxide bit, but as a materials enthusiast I know it specifically turns cell walls to mush and eats at most organics. You’ll want 20-70% just to be sure
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    • Guys how do i clean shit stains off a rug?
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