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make a statement with which 95% of the
population agrees. What do you say
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    • Which 95%? 95% of the world? The US? The Democrats? The Republicans? The parents? Because with the way society is, you can say something 100% factual and you won’t get 95% of the population to agree.
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    • Technically speaking, not even close to 95% of the population would agree because they havent seen the movies. Just say something like, "Ice is cold" or "you need oxygen to breathe"
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