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    • “I screeched”
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    • Terrible. “i ScReEcHeD”
      Khemmis 5 jul
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    • Bro I am barely literate and when I read that I was SCREAMING and cumming and shitting
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    • Hector: Imelda, how do you say "un zapato" in English? _ _ _ Imelda: A shoe _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Hector: Bless you _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Imelda:
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    • I’m fluent and had a straight face. God I hate tumblr
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    • Petition to delete tumblr from the Internet
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    • “How do you say a shoe in English?” “A shoe” “bless you”
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    • SHE SCREECHED GUYS!!!😆🤣😂
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    • I can speak every language ever conceived and I shit and piss into my own mouth every time
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    • I don’t get it
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    • dj_408 5 jul
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    • For those who don’t get it. He asks his wife how do you say a shoe in English and she tells him then he says salud which is the same as bless you, because a shoe sounds like achoo as in sneezing. And that’s the joke. And her response to that was to rip his face off their family photo.
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    • Incoming comments mocking the captions be like
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    • I’m glad my three semesters of college level spanish is finally paying off and letting me understand a meme
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    • Sheesh 5 jul
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    • Fucking stupid
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    • Sorry I don’t speak taco. Can someone translate
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    • Bruh that's the funniest thing ever I fucking screeched dude, my dog's ears are bleeding now oh fuck
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    • “I screeched too, can’t you tell?”
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    • Imagine chilling in your house and all of a sudden you just hear the person you’re living with screeching in their room like some psychotic pterodactyl
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    • Coco was such a sweet movie...
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    • Haha omg u some how remembered what shoe was in Spanish from high school u deserved a gold star
      3odd1 5 jul
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    • I fixed it
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    • My dad does this shit a lot, he keeps saying tired sounds like tire. So whenever I tell him I'm tired he says you're not a wheel though. Silly dad
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    • If you have an IQ higher than 80 you can understand this.
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    • Dude I shit out my dick
      uberbunk 7 jul
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    • Skrunky 6 jul
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    • I get that it's a joke, but it's still really fucking stupid
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    • “How do you say “a shoe” in English”... “a shoe”... “Bless you”
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    • "Michel, I'm about to screech" - obama
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    • OH BOY ANOTHER ONE
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    • njgga 7 jul
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    • Garbage meme. Features continue to be Tumblr reposts in 2020. Sad.
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    • Come se dice nariz en Ingles? No se??? Pense que sabias ingles!!!
      DTH30 7 jul
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    • It was just the 4th of July, speak in American or bombs will continue bursting in air
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    • Men need to be allowed to express emotions. Because if not then they’ll grow up to hate tumblr users for expressing emotions
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    • Hector is asking Imelda how to say "a shoe" in English. It sounds like a sneeze, and he says 'Salud' to bless her.
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    • No mames guey
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    • *husband is traveling musician* *assumes he left her to make it big even though she’s heard no news about him and nobody has seen him for weeks*
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    • Calamardo, mamame un huevo mamabicho.
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    • This sucks
      LaDeSi 6 jul
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    • “I screeched”
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    • Salud is used as bless you in Spanish, he made a pun and therefore gets kicked out of the family
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    • Porn memes < spanish memes
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    • I swear to god
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    • Tumblr was only good for porn
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    • pastaboy 5 jul
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    • Bro I am laughing so hard I just stomped in an infant's skull lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    • Bottom caption is useless, but kinda funny
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    • I sCrEeChEd
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    • Undo_Guy 5 jul
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    • Oh fuck off
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    • Imelda, how do you say “a shoe” in English? A shoe. Bless You. Image. Tumblr really gonna start “screeching” at the concept of breathing one of these days.
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    • GUYS I FULLY UNDERSTAND SPAINISH AND I'M SHITTING AND CUMMING IT'S THAT FUCKING FUNNY
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    • For those who don’t get it “salud” means “bless you”(for after a sneeze)
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    • Screech these nuts bitch
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    • What’s the picture from
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    • The joke is a shoe sounds like achoo. Salud is Bless You which you say after someone sneezed.
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    • Achoo.
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    • It’s not that hard to understand
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    • I can understand Spanish and I did not screech.
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    • Y’all get so fucking mad at these captions it’s funnier than the post
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    • Omg this was so funny, I shit into my father’s mouth. This was so funny I fucked then ate 3 retarded Mexican children. This was so god damn hilarious, I ripped out my own asshole and threw it against a wall. It stuck there and I dove through it into another dimension. (Louis CK)
      pope00 5 jul
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    • Me no speako taco
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    • i gett all the spanish exept salud. whats salud it seems to be english based off the joke?
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    • Wait... No comments?? Oh man, now I need to think of a good joke before this comment section is flooded.... Uhhhhh..... Poop.
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    • That's just AWESOME! Dad jokes around the world!
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    • Sending this to my Mexican friend
      HyunAe 9 jul
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    • Liked the joke, not the reaction to the joke
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    • Hah, that was funny.
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    • Fuck you
      Aric 9 jul
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    • She probably reeee'd
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    • this was actually a decent joke then i had to read the bottom
      k1nf 9 jul
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    • Oh you screeched explain in a 5 paragraph essay as to why you screeched also make sure it’s double spaced and has all the correct punctuations.
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    • Ilmila, how do you say shoe in English Ilmila: a shoe. Hector: bless you
      imminus 9 jul
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    • I’m bilingual and I didn’t laugh at all
      MeatyR 9 jul
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    • I scrolled three more times and came back to comment that I finally got it
      Gabriel7 9 jul
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