• Party: *is carryin
a leather bag with a
dead body inside*
Guards: What do you
have in that bag?
Barbarian: *rolls
Deception 2*
Guards: *roll Insight 1*
Guards:
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    • We’ll go put our “yard trimmings” in a car compactor
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    • Hey uhhhh Chief... I think there was a dead body in there.
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    • In my friends campaign, everyone’s stuff got taken and had to either by it back or convince the person selling it that it had some kind of curse because they were superstitious. One dude walked up to her and rolled a 3 (had a +1) and said “ghosts”. She rolled a 2 and gave him all his stuff back.
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    • *rolls deception 1* "a dead body"
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    • Someone said this is where I could find porn
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    • At lvl 1 I got a bag of holding because there was one in a dungeon, but the dm meant to have it there as a trap and to be like impossible to get, but I rolled a nat 20 and walked away fine with my brand new bag of holding
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    • I really hate all of the DnD memes just cus i wish i had a friend group to play with
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    • Thats what I thought too... Until he said YARD TRIMMINGS, you gotta learn to listen, Lou.
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    • Meanwhile the paladin:
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    • "Yeah until he said lawn clippings you gotta learn to listen Lou"
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    • Why haven't some producers payed some people to play DnD and then make an animation of their campaign.
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    • "A smoothie"
      kas61 5 jul
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    • That's happened to me irl. Except it wasn't a body ofc
      Vingalmo 5 jul
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    • I like all these dnd memes
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    • Fun fact. Elves hate the smell of fish or the sea. That's why they live in forests
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    • I scream into the comments, and I receive no reply, not even a hollow echo. I am truly alone.
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    • In my game nat 1s or 20s are only critical failures/Succeeds on attack rolls and saving throws. Nothing more
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    • *rolls 5* a smoothie
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    • This is the interaction Fat Tony had with chief Wiggums in the Simpsons movie
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    • Guard1:*rolls one to search bag* accidentally beats himself to death with it Guard2:*rolls one to try to help the other guard* "must've been the wind"
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    • Why would the barb roll for deception 😂 man get the rogue on that shit so you get a modified 26
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    • Yo I'm seriously appreciating this influx of dnd memes. Future is lookin bright bois
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    • Miles morales constantly rolls a nat 1 on charisma and deception
      Snaffers 5 jul
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    • Hi I think this is related to DnD but I just started playing Baldur’s Gate for the first time :))
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    • I remember in a campaign there was a dead body in the middle our room and someone walked in asking where the (newly) dead guy was, I said to check downstairs and rolled a 20 on deception
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    • In Warhammer I rolled a 2 fellowship and was able to convince about 20 Skaven to turn around with their eyes closed so I could leave instead of them kicking my ass because I was “shy”. Then I snuck passed them
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    • Reminds me of the one time we were getting chased by the Waterdeep guards after nearly getting sold into slavery and unwillingly splitting the party. Me, the 18 CHA College of Glamour Bard did super well with Disguise Self, then rolled a 1 on Deception when met with a single guard. We got arrested
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    • Remember, when rolling for checks a 1 is not an automatic fail.
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    • A DnD campaign where all the dice are weighted to roll a 1. So it's just 10 hours of a party stumbling through an adventure but coming out on top because the DM is just as bad
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    • I had this happen to my mayor, the bard had to roll a deception and diplomacy to become mayor for a day.... the next day before the mayor came back he locked everyone in the church and burned it down...
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    • I just wanted to FUCKING GRILL
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    • Guards: what's in that bag? Player: uhhhh... a smoothie
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    • I feel like the only way to get into a friend group who plays DnD is to either have a mental disability or be obnoxiously/nerdily extroverted
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    • "Patrick! is that you?" "No Luis, it's not me" "Oh.... Where did you get that overnight bag?"
      Tanker 5 jul
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    • Foolproof plan: carry multiple upon multiple pairs of pants, cover all corpses in pants pile in bags, then say its ur pants bag and you wanna sell some
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    • Best thing in dnd is when you roll low but the DM rolls lower
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    • Thats happens often actually. Most of the time its like a 8 versus a 7 not usually 2 and 1
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    • End your life if you like this game.
      dealar 5 jul
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    • Whoever made this is the biggest fucking nerd I've seen in a fat minute
      JeFfYBO1 8 jul
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    • Look up how they smuggled st mark’s body out of egypt
      5mbn 8 jul
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    • The trick is not getting caught Fighting back
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    • There's a movie called the body involving exactly that.
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    • Fine, ill take my Yard Trimmings to the trash compactor.
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    • this is funny
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    • Roll20(dot)net you can find groups that work with your time schedule. Don't let your dreams be dreams. JUST DO IT
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      PeteyVon 7 jul
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    • Understandable have a great day will never die
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    • Dead body: I'm stuff. Barbarian: Omg!1!1! No!1!!!111!
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    • haha you made a dnd reference how funy
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    • If anyone is willing to let me join sessions and teach me the basics it’d be greatly appreciated, I’ve always wanted to get into DnD
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    • in our campaign it was me and a dead body in the bag
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    • I want a dnd group to play with but I have no idea how to play. Let alone making a character T_T
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    • dm: you were supposed to fight those guards
      Dell_Ice 6 jul
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    • So for that to work would the guard have to roll something lower than the barbarian or just a low number in general?
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    • These are not the druids you are looking for
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    • for some reason I read that as 'perry' and thought perry the platypus accidentally kiIIed doof
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    • A dead body is already a leather bag with meat inside
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    • I’m just going to accept the meme and hope that no DM’s are actually making guard rolls for insight after a deception check.
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    • Thats why i use Passive Insight for guards when party does something shady, and roll for insight if the Shady is Something subtle or not in plain sight. And depending on their first answer decide weather passive insight is recomended
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    • Never played dnd seems fun tho
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    • It’s almost never a flat roll? What if the Bavarian has a +2 deception? Which is high for a barb, and the guard has a +4 perception, probably low for their position and roll, the guard would win.
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    • That's why you have passive insight
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    • Was that a nat 2 or....
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    • Ew dnd. Pathfinder gang with bluff and sense motive wya
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    • Guard: rolls insight 20, bro I know everything about your f****** life bro
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    • Gonna go put my shovel in the freezer now
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    • My freinds froze some hookers who tried to charm him, the other party members just hid and didn't help, but since I saw it my character helped him hide the bodies on our ship. I'm a bard with a +9 to persuasion so naturally I convinced everyone I was an fbi agent and that it was an investigation
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    • I just got back into watching critical role
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    • A leather bag the size of a full grown man? Good lord that must have cost a pretty penny
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    • Yoooo how tf you get in my party! BRIAN?? is that you!
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    • Chief Wiggum hehe
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    • I just played my first ever session. A guard attacked our barbarian but rolled a nat 1, so he tripped over his own feet and fell. But our barbarian also rolled a 1 to evade, so the guard fell on top of him :/
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    • Did the same thing at Waterdeep except we didn't even have a bag we just used cloaks and spare clothes to wrap up the unconscious thief we were carrying. Didn't get caught though but we had to leave her wrapped up in a alley. She probably died.
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