• A lady just dropped a steak while I
was at Aldi. I said whoops now it's
ground beef. She didn't laugh or
seem slightly amused but that's
showbiz baby
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    • That was her misteak for not laughing, I guess it just didn’t meat her standards
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    • I thought it was pretty funny, well done on that joke
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    • What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
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    • I was at a salad bar once and this lady went to get a scoop of three bean salad and totally missed her plate. It went all over the floor. I was next to her and said "don't worry we've all bean there before". She looked me dead in the eyes, put her plate down and left. Women...
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    • I was donating blood and a dude wearing a blue bandana as a mask walked in. I thought of the joke “Crip at a blood drive” but I got too excited and said it louder than I thought. Nobody was impressed then I passed out like an idiot
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    • One time my teacher told us if we told a joke before our presentations she would give us extra points, so I said " what do you call a cow with 3 legs? Tri tip" and she said that she was vegan and I should know my audience so she took away points
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    • “But that’s showbiz baby” is so powerful
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    • What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
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    • kanep0e 28 jul
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    • Honestly this happens to me more often than id like to admit and all i have to say is who tf are you assholes born with no sense of humor? ...
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    • Anybody else notice that the Ifunny logo glow is still on half or more features, especially tweets?
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    • I would have fucking died . Why can't people laugh at themselves lol
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    • Yes she had a laugh track playing in her head.
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    • Very rare but it meats my standarda
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    • For some reason I thot it said a lady dropped a “tea” and I was like why’s that ground beef?
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    • I was at urgent care and a guy came in with a piece of his finger cut off. He said he accidentally cut it off cutting potatoes. I said “I guess that’s why they call them fingerlings”. He didn’t laugh but the receptionist did.
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    • I laughed sir.
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    • Uber guy did a bit from the nutty professor while we were stopped at a light he was turned towards me and I was having a pretty shitty day and it was really not funny at all it was really cringey so I didn't laugh. I just faced forward and told him the light had turned green and he was like (1)
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    • You should join a circus
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    • Na you good some people are just worthless shit.
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    • Unpopular opinion: I love the “but thats showbiz baby” addition to posts
      TiredAsF 29 jul
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    • She doesn't deserve to be loved
      scnoon 28 jul
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    • She's obviously an uncultured swine!
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    • That's how they do it in Hollywood!
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    • Showbiz, give me that sweet peanut butt butter
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    • You're unappreciated in your time.
      Kinrest 28 jul
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    • Group masturbation starts in 15 minutes
      KyKy 28 jul
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    • Maybe cause its not funny?
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    • If you're reading this you just lost the game.
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    • Is that a producer's reference
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    • This entire joke was made by “that’s showbiz baby”
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    • Blah blah blah cow with no legs yea yea yea ground beef la la la laugh now
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    • jaajaaone 31 jul
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    • Yeaahhh keep that same energy
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    • People with no sense of comedy should stop existing
      IceByte 30 jul
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    • Rule #1 of Comedy: The audience decides what’s funny, not you.
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    • It’s usually cuz people who work customer service have heard the same jokes every day and we just want something better.
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    • It’s true I was the steak
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    • Jeez, tough crowd tonight, huh?
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    • What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokinoff
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    • Tough crowd
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    • I would have snorted coke out of nose
      juulissa9 30 jul
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    • I throw poop at women
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    • Miss Steak
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    • You don't laugh over dropped steak, that shit's tragic.
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    • At aldi I would expect a better reaction
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    • Some people just can't take a joke when they mess something up... Even little things.
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    • Once i was in the lunch line and knocked over an entire tray of tater tots
      Kuweast 30 jul
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    • Maybe she didn't get it. Some people are that stupid. Believe me. I will save it and tell it at work tomorrow. I bet this one girl doesn't get it.
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    • I’ve definitely been seeing this joke since before twitter had round profile pictures
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    • Some folks, you just can't reach
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    • Is Pat short for Patthew
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    • I’ve done this no one ever laughs
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    • You win some you lose some, but that was a good one.
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    • I mean it’s not FUNNY, but I would have at least chuckled because it was humorous
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    • That sounds like a Karen...
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    • Has anyone else seen that prison empire tycoon game ad? Is it any fun?
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    • Dumb bitch probably didn’t get it tbh
      EhrlichV2 29 jul
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    • Cause women are for sex not laughter
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    • Fuck that bitch
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    • AlexPlus 29 jul
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    • What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef jerky
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    • Must have been a Karen
      ZYZZ99 29 jul
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    • See the problem is you cant be ugly
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    • I’d laugh lmao, some women have no sense of humor.
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    • That beef must have come from a lady cow because she made a miss steak
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    • That lady is a loser
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    • It's probably because you didn't use quotes. I would not laugh either.
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    • Bro imagine dropping a fucking big ass juicy steak. I’d cry
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    • Did she show you her tits?
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    • Cant stand a prude
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    • Considering that Aldi is a German grocery store. It would've been more true and therefore funny if this happened in Germany.
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    • It's not funny to make fun of steak. How dairy.
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    • Welp, wit is RARE these days
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    • Just chuck the whole routine
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    • She probably didn’t get it
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    • Rough crowd.
      Filo 29 jul
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    • That’d make me laugh
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    • People usually get mad when I advertise my YT channel Pickled Nut, but that's showbiz baby
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    • Fucking do it
      BidetMan 29 jul
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    • It’s a good joke but tbh if a random person said something to me it would take 5 minutes to process. Idk why. I’m slow like dat sometimes
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 29 jul
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    • What’s Aldi
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    • White people jokes aren't funny
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    • Up next on, 'Things that Never Happened'.
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    • I keep getting “Spam Comment” so I going to spam comment and earn it.
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    • Women aren’t funny which means they don’t have a sense of humor which means most women are always bland and dull
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    • Fuck your joke
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    • I laughed Pat
      PMK9419 29 jul
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    • Anyways here's wonderwall
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