• Upon opening up the treadmill his
crimes were revealed
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    • “Do what you must, for I have already won.”
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    • He has no regrets
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    • Bruh he got way to many toys. Also how tf you open a treadmill
      tbxoxnxe 26 jun
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    • “I’ll fuckin’ do it again.”
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    • I love ferrets but GODDAMN....their odor is fucking ridiculous!
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    • The ferret stuffed that knife in there too? You really shouldn’t be trusting him
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    • My parents treadmill stopped working. I now have a feeling my dog had something to do with it
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    • Ok so I loved having ferrets, they adorable and very fun. However, I likely won't own them again simply due to their smell
      Grada 26 jun
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    • My ancestors are smiling at me imperial can you say the same
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    • I wonder where the ferret is, oh well time for my daily exercises... (loud squeal from inside the tread mill) oh crap...
      rm012 27 jun
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    • Why did you take his treasure? You better be ready when he throws hands
      DoverBend 26 jun
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    • And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medeling kids
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    • Imagine if your kid fucking gets sucked in there and you think he’s dead then you check the treadmill and your kid just vibing in there
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    • He was hiding his Christmas gifts for you you douche nozzle
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    • That look “And id do it again if I had the chance.”
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    • A criminal
      Weird 26 jun
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    • Jailed
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    • Dear god, I can smell them already, ferrets are cool n all but holy jumping shitballs they stink like rotten ass
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    • It's in his nature be nice
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    • Don_J_Picozzi he has been jailed for his crimes
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    • I see a dildo
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    • He regrets nothing and will do it again when given the chance.
      MaCass 26 jun
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    • He has a dagger toy
      Knocksvil 26 jun
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    • Shut up you trained him for that so you didn't had to workout
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    • That’s where your toes go if your shoes get caught in the escalator
      HoneyDewd 26 jun
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    • SnuWolf 26 jun
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    • Ay let my homeboy go he did nufin wrong
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    • A knife
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    • Free my mans
      Blizz 26 jun
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    • He looks like "you really think these bars are going to keep me in
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    • What a naughty boy
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    • That's ferret in one word
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    • Is no one gonna mention the knife
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    • Stink noodle horde
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    • Free him
      Slinkky 28 jun
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    • You know he would do it again
      Geepers_ 28 jun
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    • Those fuckers smell really bad
      La_Chula 28 jun
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    • I think it's so funny how many stupid toys we buy for our animals
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    • "and I'd do it again beech"
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    • Nice marmot
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    • I'll do it a fucking again.
      hgth 28 jun
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    • Love my ferrets
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    • IS THAT A GOOGLE WEBKINS I HAVE THE SAME ONE
      Monicalo 28 jun
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    • Look at that smug bastard
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    • U expect him to run on it? Idiot
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    • Great way to start a fire.
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    • I lived in a house in DC for a while where the landlord lived in a different city and had ferrets. Whenever he visited for 1-2 days for business or property matters, he would pitch a tent in the living room and let his ferrets loose in the house.
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    • My ferret had a foot fetish. He'd hoard our flip flops and souls from our shoes and loved to smell our feet and sleep in our shoes. We always had to check them before putting them on so we didn't squish him. God I miss him his name was Oi.
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    • His face says he’s gonna do it again
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    • And thus he was imprisoned
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    • RELEASE THIS BOIII
      YaBoi_JD 27 jun
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    • what about that knife looking thing?
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    • My aunt had a ferret and two iguanas the iguanas were murdered by the ferret
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    • Free my nigga ferret out the cage, doin life for smugglin
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    • Looks like a good way to burn your house down. Nice
      DAK0TA 27 jun
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    • You have to have owned a ferret to fully comprehend this
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    • What if you turned ot on when he was inside
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    • He doesn't look sorry at all
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    • All the evidence we need boys, lock him up
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    • I never understood these kind of things with pets and children you mean to tell me that you don't pay attention to either for long enough that they can actually create piles like this? Like I've also seen stories of kids taking things out of like their siblings rooms and able to hold them.
      Akchually 26 jun
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    • Angry noodle
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    • He looks like hell do it a gain
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    • Once dated a girl who had ferrets and who smoked pot and it would always come up missing. We broke up and she moved out and one day whilst cleaning i flipped the mattress and found a hole with almost two pounds of weed stuffed in there.
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    • He looks so mad that you unburied his treasure
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    • I'd squash that stupid ahit
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    • My ferret hoards tennis balls. This is a ferret feature so I’m obligated to share this. https://ifunny.co/fun/aUE3xj217
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    • Had a manger at a mom and pop shop that would stick up for us and tell them to fuck off. Miss that place
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    • holy fuck he packed a knife
      codes 26 jun
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    • Uhhhhhhh I'm more interested in the idea that you can fucking do what to a treadmill?
      jaaronk13 26 jun
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    • My ferrets always drag shit under our couch, steal shoes, and the insoles of shoes, tear furniture apart, and shit on the floor. I love them
      Aboartion 26 jun
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    • "I regret nothing"
      moresense 26 jun
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    • Home boy had a dagger lol
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    • Ferrets like to stash things.
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    • Ferrets are adorable little assholes, took care of four of them at the last vet clinic I worked at. They’d bully the cats when they were out of their cage and they loved to bite and hump ankles
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    • I thought he was in the treadmill for a sec
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    • He looks so tired
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    • "My ancestors are smiling upon me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
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    • SACRIFICES FOR THE ENDLESS ROAD.
      Gibbs 26 jun
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    • My cats piss all the time on the motor casing, surprised it still works
      Warmute 26 jun
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    • Free my boy
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    • Behold, a Bastard.
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    • Mine used to raid my mom's purse.. had a hole in the bottom of the couch and all the shit that had disappeared that year was in it. Was like Christmas morning when we went to move
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    • That's a weird lookin' dog
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    • He hid the body’s with the weapon that he used
      omelat 26 jun
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    • Behold, a bastard
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    • The knife dildo
      am7l33 26 jun
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    • Ferret=in french it means thief and that's what these little shits are
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    • I love ferrets but their smell is wack
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    • He’s found not guilty of his War Crimes by the council.
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    • Free him
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    • I’ll fuckin do it again
      Jermy 26 jun
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    • The fact that the ferrets even allowed in the treadmill in the first place shows how irresponsible ferret owners these people are, they don't need a ferret. They're going to get it fucking k*lled.
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    • He had a fucking knife XD
      hamer51 26 jun
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    • I've owned numerous treadmills and I dont see how thats possible
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    • You think those bars will hold him!? You fools
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    • Imagine turning on your treadmill and hearing you ferret being crushed and ripped apart
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