• Cats can drink seawater without becoming
dehydrated because their kidneys are efficient
enough to filter out the salt.
Most animals, including humans, would likely die of dehydration.
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    • Another reason why we should begin engineering catgirls
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    • Weird flex but ok
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    • They recycle the salt and use it in their attitude
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    • New way to season your cat before you eat it!
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    • I wanna know who the the asshole was who poured salt into the ocean.
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    • *makes human kidneys as efficient as neko. kidneys*
      Sedonia 30 may
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    • Yeah, but most cats end up dying from kitty kidney failure, so idk
      So5amIAm 1 jun
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    • If we’re allowed complete unrestricted genetic engineering I have no doubt that in like 5 years we could have humans with night vision, who can process salt water, grass, and tree bark with enhanced mental capabilities. We’ve already seen mental enhancement with apes, and the rest is just a matter
      Hyde 3 jun
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    • This is why we need cat girls
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    • Basically, the joke is that Cats can drink seawater without becoming dehydrated because their kidneys are efficient enough to filter out the salt.
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    • We have humans not evolved to be able to consume seawater? Its fuckin everywhere wtf evolution
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    • They can't drink antifreeze though
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    • So you’re saying genetic cat girls would be able too survive off of sea water
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    • So..basically we start using cats as water filters??😂
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    • So replace one of my kidneys with a cat kidney?
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    • Most of y'all need cat livers cause yall salty asf
      luizz_16 1 jun
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    • So if you’re stranded at sea with a cat, and the cat can drink sea water, can you drink the cats piss to survive?
      Crumbeard 31 may
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    • If we start genetically engineering humans to have better kidneys now in a few hundred years every human could have access to water
      pussypass 31 may
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    • They will inherit the Earth when we run out of fresh water
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    • God made us flawed creatures and it’s only upon Elon musk to modify humanity
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    • Yet they have issues getting rid of THC. My cat is still high from 6 months ago when I stuffed wax up his ass
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    • Also cats: eats stupid, random stuff off my floor and pukes for a week
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    • Yeah but you know what those little fuckers can’t do? Properly break down alcohol. Human size liver superpowers
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    • Those fuckers are up to something
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    • YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME FROM DRINKING THE FORBIDDEN LAKE?!
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    • They can drink the forbidden water, their terminal velocity is nonlethal, they can't be killed by mortal means.
      tusm568 31 may
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    • It's so weird that we cant effectively separate the salt but cats can naturally
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    • Bruh so your saying I could save fresh water by giving cats seawater? I mean, I'm not going to do it but in a survival situation this is good to know if we're running out of fresh water.
      WotRock 31 may
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    • Imagine evolving to not be able to drink 97% of the worlds water supply but still require the 3% every day.
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    • Lmao imagine getting dehydrated in the middle of the ocean, just drink the water sweaty 😎👌
      Zettour 31 may
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    • So why aren’t we synthesising cat kidneys to solve the drought problem
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    • does this also mean my cat could rail a line of cocaine and be fine?
      Deaf_ 3 jun
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    • Dude so cats cant drown
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    • Cats are indestructible
      OBXbeast 2 jun
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    • Meanwhile milk actually fucks them up because they become lactose intolerant after a couple of months
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    • Moral of the story: use your cat as a water filter
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    • Elon musk is already working on cat girls
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    • Correct me if I’m retarded but can’t we just engineer a cat with half cat half human kidneys and put them into people like there doing with pigs?
      REDH0OD 1 jun
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    • But these bitches will up and fucking die if the refreshing scent of lavender brushes their noses cause their kidneys can't process essential oils and builds it as toxins in their body
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    • Weird flex but okay
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    • Yeah their piss is super concentrated to mark territory
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    • So.. if I'm stranded at sea with my cat.. he can drink seawater.. and I drink his piss.. and we're ok?
      slothtoe 1 jun
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    • Give everyone cat kidneys. Then water problem is solved. Also the weebs with cat people fetish will be happy, and horny.
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    • All I hear is an effective way to clean water is to farm cat kidneys
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    • And most cats die of kidney failure too.
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    • Keep cats on board to clean sea water
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    • No wonder why they act all high and mighty, the can drink salt water
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    • What the fuck why are cats so special
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    • time to modify human kidneys to withstand saltwater and we can help end dehydration
      Second0 31 may
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    • But can ot filter out the salt from the stupid critics who dont like the Masterpiece that is Godzilla: King of Monsters out in theaters today, May 31st?
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    • Fuck man. If they get some more evolution points we are fucked.
      ChillyDre 31 may
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    • Is this why furrys are still a thing? They can filter out all the salt thrown at them?
      Smitty517 31 may
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    • Guess I'll put my cat on a strict diet of salt water, then
      PODEPOM 31 may
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    • My cat died of kidney failure from his dry food.... your telling me I had a defective cat while others had a walking phenomenon??????
      E90ROB 7 jun
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    • ill take one cat liver to go please
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    • The real reason Chinese food is so salty
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    • Flamingos can drink boiling water
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    • U telling me that cats are the only mammal that can actually drink about 70 percent if Earth?
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    • Well I can eat them so I win
      iJoe 2 jun
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    • My cat is refusing to eat or drink rn and we might have to put him down soon
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    • But their kidneys and organs fucking shut down if they eat too much meow mix
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    • Another thing these lazy cats get away with
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    • Damn Khajiit's
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    • It’s moments like these where some mad scientists start getting ideas for human genome experiments
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    • Humans have been salting foods since it was found out to be a preservative so there should be some sort of immunity bonus. Like, +2 at LEAST.
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    • That's why cats so salty all the time.
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    • Fuck, we gotta nerf cats
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    • Seems fake
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    • So basically Elon makes cat girls and they become the backbone of the U.S Navy?
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    • Ironic that most causes of death for cats is kidney problems
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    • Make the cats drink oceanwater then drink the cats! Global dehydration consider your bitch ass solved.
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    • This is false, they can have higher sodium then other animals but they can't only drink it they will become dehydrated
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    • Anyone who doesn't like cats is a piece of shit scumbag rat weasel
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    • I mean they start failing at old age pretty quickly, I had to put down my 12 year old cat because of kidney issues.
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    • Explains their pure ammonia pee
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    • So you can drink a cat girl’s pee if you were stranded with her?
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    • Cats are originally from the African desert. They also can't actually tell they're thirsty until they're technically dehydrated. This is because the wild ancestors of cats would get most of their water from the animals they eat.
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    • That's cause cats always salty anyway
      DE4DMAN 31 may
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    • Cats literally have some of the worst kidneys in the animal kingdom don't be fooled
      Grepps 31 may
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    • We need to advance our genetic technology so we can genetically engineer humans to have these extra efficient organs
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    • But they can't filter antifreeze smh weak fuckers
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    • They also could go without water if they were fed what they are supposed to eat (raw meat) bc they would get it all from the meat.
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    • That’s why the Egyptians thought they were gods
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    • But can they drink alcohol like I do and live?
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    • Yeah but the chemicals in the salt water would still make them hallucinate like fuck tho
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    • That means that cats will probaly outlive us
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    • My cat drinks water out of the toilet
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    • It must be why their shit stinks so bad
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    • I don’t think this is true, cats usually have really bad kidney problems when they get older, suggesting they don’t have the greatest kidneys
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    • We should bio-genetically steal their livers
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    • Tried this my cat died
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    • Love death and Robots makes sense now
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    • Means they need more alcohol to get drunk
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    • Yeah but humans built civilization
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    • I googled, its true.
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    • Sadly my cat suffered of kidney failure and I had to put him down
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