• snakelikecharmer:
parisiemm:
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don't
buy a new house, you just change
the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the
ground and buy a better house with
lights that you can fucking count
on.
This took the best possible tum.
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    • Man I wish I could find a loyal house where the light bulbs would actually stay lit when they said they would and not suck my best friend's dick FUCK YOU BETHANY YOU FUCKING right I LOVED YOU
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    • Love is patient, love is kind, it does not boast, it is not proud. It doesn’t dishonor others, it is not self seeking, it is not easily angered, and it keeps NO RECORD OF THE WRONGS. Forgiveness is essential in every relationship. Unconditional love and forgiveness.
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    • A younger house with huge, fake light bulbs and doesn’t complain when you want to use its back door.
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    • In junior year of highschool this one girl did me on all fronts, lied saying she loved me, and then left me for a 22 year old man. No relationships since. I never believed in the word "whore" until i really knew what it meant.
      Fungus69 a month
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    • I bought a better house, fuck you sarah
      Listeria a month
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    • That’s what I did fam. Burn that bitch to the ground and buy a fucking mansion with a GATED entrance..... GATED
      Tyroyal a month
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    • So... you purchase your relationships? I think that’s called prostitution dude
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    • What if it turns into a monster house and tries to eat the kids across the street? What do you do then?
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    • My house likes to fuck my friends ):
      assed a month
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    • I recently went through a breakup because by girlfriend was fucking another guy and this genuinely made me feel better
      RedBoi1903 a month
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    • statisticly men cheat more than women but honestly it's close to 50/50 52% of women have admitted to have an affair while 58% of men admit to having an affair so what I'm getting at is no one's loyal buy a pet because humans are shit.
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    • My house just dumped my ass after 3 years
      jxyden 18 jun
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    • What a lesbian, guys don't use tumblr
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    • A fucking whore who sexts 22 girls because I'm a trusting person and didn't wamt to accuse him of cheating
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    • Remember gents this apply to us as well, don't be lying whores cuz not only are you lying you also a bitch
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    • Who hurt you
      ThatWolf a month
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    • SELL THE WHOR- I MEAN THE HOUSE
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    • Are you saying burn your girlfriend and buy a new one? Because I can do that...
      mattomox a month
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    • Sadly its the other gender around thing. My ex boyfriend is a cheating pothead manwhore
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    • Currently going through this
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    • Who hurt you, Brian?
      KillerZ123 a month
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    • Yea no. I swore if relationships. Fuck that bullshit.
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    • Did his house fuck the neighbor??
      BreadLevi a month
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    • I'm hungry as fuck and someone ate the pizza that was put up for me and I'm so pissed rn
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    • Well, cheating is more like there were lots of other people you randomly ran into who also live in your house, yet you didn’t know. So yeah, burn that fucker down with the other people inside.
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    • Young men and boys BEWARE the actual number of hoes, tricks, sluts, whores, and skanks is much higher than you think. DON'T easily trust people, they must earn it NOT recieve it by default.
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    • A relationships like a house, I don't have a house.
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    • Seriously though, the modern relationship trend of just breaking up over a fight and not fixing problems is why everyone is so into hookups and against real love
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    • Did he just confess to burning his wife
      Bigdon300 18 jun
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    • Women are Like Light bulbs the filaments might be easy on the eyes but they dont last too long. Get yourself an LED they last decades
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    • I thought the first line said “a relationship is like a horse” so you can imagine the level of confusion I first felt. Trying to figure out how a lightbulb and a house we’re gonna connect to a horse
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    • Haha if you found that funny then check this out 😁👇🏽
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    • You wouldnt download a house
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    • I thought it said horse at first
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    • What if the house is not the relationship? What if the house is your life and the light bulbs are the people in it?
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    • I'm a guy and I date guys.. but man guys are jerks 😕
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    • Women don't understand what they turn us into when they cheat that's where douch bags come from and murderers
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    • Unless it’s a whorehouse then just profit
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    • We are all lying whores
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    • They had me in the first half not gonna lie
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    • Should I Call someone
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    • They had is in the first half not gonna lie
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    • You ok fam?
      CptMartin a month
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    • I read 'a relationship is like a horse' and that makes pretty good sense too, when it's leg breaks, kill it
      disbeeme a month
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    • This was terrifying
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    • Sounds like the electrition ended up fucking his wife
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    • And then it took the worst possible turn by announcing it took the best possible turn
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    • These two have the most realistic relationship in Animation history, prove me wrong
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    • This is true tho. In a home there’s easy stuff you can fix like a lightbulb but sometimes the house has black mold behind the drywall and the foundation is sinking and the sub flooring is rotten. You have to know what problems to fix and when it’s best to just leave
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    • I read this in the voice of upisnotjump and it made it 100 times better
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    • I thought it said a relationship is like a horse* ... needless to say I was a little confused
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    • Don’t “burn that place to the ground”. Be the bigger person and move out, you’ll find a better house if you keep your eyes open.
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    • Just laughed soooo loud on the bus the driver was like to man u alright!😂
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    • Read that in Cave Johnson's voice/ J. K. Simmons
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    • Oooooohhhhh I get it... because ether/oar sounds like either/or
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    • I read that as 'relationship is like a horse' couldn't work out why a horse had a light bulb ... in not a smart man
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    • You ever just get your heart ripped out?
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    • So you're saying I can buy a wife?
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    • And it doesn’t take half your stuff when you trade up
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    • My friends car needed a muffler. He goes to his dad and says, dad, my car needs a muffler. His dad goes, ok. I'll take care of it. I go over the next day, and his dad bought him a new car.
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    • If a relationship is like a house then I'm homeless
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    • But imagine unscrewing the lightbulb and it takes the house with it and you still have to pay the electric bill for it forever to light another house
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    • Who hurt you
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    • They had us in the first half ngl
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    • How many houses did it take to get a good lightbulb
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    • unless that house is the overlook hotel, then you burn that shit to the ground
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    • Well that was an over reaction
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    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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