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    • Makes wet dreams pretty realistic for yall
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    • the average dream time is 5-7 minutes lmao not 2-3 seconds
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    • Amateurs I live whole ass lives in my dreams just to forget 2 minutes after I wake up
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    • How do you even measure that though?
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    • It’s actually a few minutes, but it’s moving incredibly fast, and your brain slows it down for you
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    • I had a nightmare about the legal consequences of dropping a loaf of bread fresh out the package.
      Mr_Krimbs 22 jul
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    • Don’t you hate when you wake up and literally close your eyes for one second, and somehow wake up an hour later.
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    • My theory on the afterlife: there is about a 2 mini period of brain activity when we die before our body completely shuts down forever. I wonder if in that time we experience what is considered “the afterlife” due to the fact that time is irrelevant when you are asleep. Cont.
      WiiTarded 22 jul
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    • 7th night of the same dream. I can't wait till tonight to see what happens!
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    • I’ve lived whole lives in the few lucid dreams I’ve had, and they have little connection
      icywing 22 jul
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    • I had a dream that a super Nova had happened and scattered a ton of material from nearby planets and I was on a ship trying to collect the material to creat a giant space station (I think?) And while the ship collected the material my job was to defend the ship from giant space monsters that came
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    • Noooooo. When you’re in REM sleep you’re dreaming, dreams are about as long as they feel and you have around 5 hour long REM cycles if you have a healthy sleep schedule. People got the 2-3 second dream thing from inception. Good movie idea. But incorrect.
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    • I had a nightmare where I was getting my stomach vacuumed and they had to suck my balls out with a vacuum so they wouldn’t accidentally get sucked out when they vacuumed my stomach
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    • Had a nightmare where a dude in our gc said "naughty boys wear gods handcuffs" then he sent a picture of n@zi armbands and I have no clue why but it just scared the hell out of me
      Kaptin_K 23 jul
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    • Bro, last night I dreamed up a whole as show with a plot and names and shit and it was saucy and that’s all I remember besides it vaguely involving a giant tower and dodgeball
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    • I had a dream where I lived out a whole night. I was walking around a new city trying to find a laundromat and these two guys mugged me and stabbed me in the side, I could feel the warm, sticky blood running down my body and the pain too. I walked around the city trying to find my way home and (1/?)
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    • I have dreams that pick up where I left off the night before and it's like a story. It's kind of creepy
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    • I remember having a dream where I had to infiltrate a Russian bunker and escape with the sneakers from the animated ra ra rasputin video
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    • Dreams have different time cycles depending on how long you sleep. The first few hours of dreaming is about 10-20 minutes but about 6-7 hours into sleep, dreams last as long as 50-60 minutes.
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    • I’m tired of reading these. None of these make sense. The closest i would make a bet on is that your dreams is just valid for each second and depending on the subject it may feel extended or shortened when you do not dream it’s all black thus only focusing on the memorable dream/s. This is my theory
      De_gato 22 jul
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    • I have weird deja vu dreams where I'll dream about something and then it will occurr irl exactly how it happened I never know when it will happen until it does and I'll go "hey I had a dream about this" this has been continuing since I was 7
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    • Just dreamed i was a hobo in a pickup truck with a dude I didn't know and we were going to live in a new city called burger bill so we climbed over a fence and slept inside a empty house
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    • That is 100% false
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    • This has been disproven. Dreams usually last about 7 to 40 minutes.
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    • This is actually not true. Source, google it I don't give a shit if you believe me
      DrQuanta 22 jul
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    • I just had a dream that my uncle got hit by a drunk driver
      mopar 22 jul
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    • I had a dream of being in a jungle playing chess with a talking lion to get a cure for a zombie apocalypse, and after I had to take a row boat back to mainland and woke up in the middle of rowing back. The biggest cliff hanger I’ve ever had...
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    • I had a dream where a guy invented a house boat equipped with a lot of things, then elon musk made the rocket that could go to mars and back
      _SideEye 22 jul
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    • Bruh just had a dream about bieng a fucking transformer and some shit trying to go into a different dimesion to save some guys and to save them I had to play a game of mega sized yu gi oh, turns out the other opponent was cheating by having over 1000000 life points, and I won by default which caused
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    • Bullshit. Then how do people talk in their sleep or move around because of a dream they're having? And when my alarm wakes me out of a dream it JUST HAPPENED to go off in that 2-3 second window?
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    • Yall ever dream about doing stuff in games, waking up and thinking woah I'm gonna hop on just to do that and finding out it's not possible :(
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    • I had a nightmare once night when I took a melanoma tablet and caused a very lucid nightmare. I was inside my house and it was on fire, and I was running through the fire and kept getting blocked until I said fuck it and busted through the front door. I woke up drenched in sweat.
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    • I had a nightmare that this large inky demon (I’m catholic so demons scare me) was just sitting in the chair at my desk staring at me. I got up, walked out the room, looked behind me and he’s down the hall staring at me. Red beady eyes. I walk down stares, look behind, he’s smiling at the top.
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    • I had a nightmare that there was a testicle thief that would roam the school and instead of detention or suspension or even just a bad grade he would cut off your testicles while you pissed and mounth them on the gym wall next to a bronze statue of the testicle thief. I had just failed my math test
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    • Clearly none of you have watched inception
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    • You have a bunch of small dreams but then you have a big one sometimes and that’s what you remember
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    • Ifunny is really out here featuring this fake shit again
      PuppyPage 24 jul
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    • Bruh I had a nap at like noon. I went through a whole ass jail breakout and shit. I was riding motorcycles around. Police chase. Two buddies tried to commit suicide. Failed. Cops stuffed us in a van and we were trying to grab their guns and shit. They were playing keepaway with us for the guns. Wtf
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    • Fuck yall who can do that, im out here on a dream half the time of a skipable ad. Cant catch a break i swear!!!
      axmv1675 23 jul
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    • Your experience of time isn’t the same. Semi consciousness allows you to travel through time as if you were dead, to a degree. I would know. I was legally dead for 2 minutes, and I woke up hours later in the hospital. But from when I drowned to when I woke up, it felt like seconds.
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    • Bbbbrrrruuuhhhhhhh i remember this whole ass missionion where i fuckeded my step sis
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    • Itachi’s Tsukuyomi
      EchoTruth 22 jul
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    • No way this is true
      ryantat11 22 jul
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    • Hole missions I be going on half a mission and wake up at the climax
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    • its crazy because maybe in the future we can alter our perceptions of time utterly making the rich live eternities in their own unconscious state
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    • You dream when you enter the rem stage of sleep which happens a few times after you fall asleep. About 90 minutes after falling asleep you enter rem for about 10 minutes and another hour and a half you enter rem for about 20 minutes and continually gets longer every hour and a half.
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    • Been thinking, if this is true, a wet dream is like the fastest masturbation known to god on this earth. Be nutting in 3 seconds like an Olympic champion.
      cowpig25 24 jul
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    • My most recent dream has inspired a story, and it was basically the scariest fucking Hercules I've ever known, looking like Yujiro Hanma, wielding his club and chasing me through an underground network of mazes. Screaming: "YOU'RE THE LAST ONE! I'M SORRY!"
      andurviin 24 jul
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    • one time i dreamed i went up 5 ranks in a game... then woke up
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    • That’s not true at all… They usually last from between one and five minutes. And that’s only if you enter REM sleep. REM sleep takes about 90 minutes to enter, and that’s only after you hit the three hour mark of getting to the previous level of sleep
      fuck_boy 23 jul
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    • I had a dream where my grandmother was riding my dads cock and I shot her in the face... for reference, my step dad and grandmother are indian, so we make incest jokes about them cause he was supposed to marry his cousin, and I hate my grandmother more than most people hate anything... dumb whore...
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    • Last night I drempt I had powers and I was a member of a super hero organization that dedicated themselves to helping others. But we failed, and the world was nearly destroyed. Major metropolitan areas were gone, just ruins. The population was decimated. The few surviving heros worked in secret...
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    • I go on video game missions in my sleep! Full blown missions.
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    • I had a dream that I was a cholo cartel gangster Mexican man with Jorts and that Mia khalifa was my wife.
      Its_lewis 22 jul
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    • Jewel 22 jul
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    • Wait doesn't 5 minutes in the dream world last 1 hour in the real world? So making calculations... 8 hours of sleep would mean 40 minutes in dream time, does that mean we have 40 ish minute dreams and only remember a few minutes of it?!
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    • I’ve been falling asleep to shark shows and rick & morty and boi my dreams have been wild
      _itzkatie 24 jul
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    • Dreams are an interesting thing. You are literally seeing a world that your mind created on a whim based on things you may have seen in the past and you have an adventure to entertain or teach you while your body rests.
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    • Dream me is a two pump chump
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    • I gotta deliver the popsicle to the football stadium before Taylor swift executes the president
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    • Sometimes I can get the last video game I was playing to be in my dream...only it's ME and it feels real...after Fallout is rough because Deathclaws are fucking terrifying when real death comes into your mind...
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    • I remember this one dream I had, it was a lego block house (but in the dream I thought it was a city). I was in the city and for some reason the only building was like 2 buildings that connected.
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    • I rarely even have dreams. 95% of the time it's just darkness.
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    • Yep a dream that involves a whole ass sentence only lasts 2-3 second how many times did your uncle skull fuck you when you were a child?
      JewSlayer 22 jul
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    • My dream last nght: me and 3 ppl I never met swimming to London under a bridge popo were looking for us. We make it to a sea wall with a ladder and go our separate ways. In town I hide in a apartment I run into a bathroom and lock the door behind me note noticing the naked babe inside. I eat her ass
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    • I used to have a reoccurring dream when I was little. It would happen once a year and in November. I would start in a white blank space, then the space would turn into a very large chamber. If you've ever seen the movie Event Horizon and you've seen the chamber with the "machine" in it. 1/?
      Applesss 23 jul
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    • That’s blatantly untrue
      Cajun 23 jul
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    • I had a whole dream about an alternate reality then promptly forgot most of it
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    • I dreamed of touching a women's ass and sighed because I was finally able to touch a fuck a woman.....wait
      Sagic 23 jul
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    • But why tf is Patrick naked?
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    • I've been dreaming a ton for the past few weeks and managed to go lucid for like a few seconds, it's so hard to stay focused tho
      Vulpini 22 jul
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    • I had a weird ass dream where I fought a guy who had kidnapped my dog. I pulled the back of his head off. It just popped off with no blood like it was plastic. Inside was a VHS tape labelled "weird porn habits". I took it out. Santa appeared and I gave him the VHS while the man begged for mercy.
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    • but I was gonna like score dude
      Devoka 25 jul
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    • My dreams are on meth. I dreamed that I found an abandoned McDonalds in the middle of the woods, but they still had fresh cookies, then I had a Lego sword fight with a pug. Does anyone know if it has a meaning
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    • Ever had a dream that mentally scarred you? I had a reoccurring nightmare about slowly going blind with painful stings behind my eyeballs before I find myself in school listening to a muffled lecture before having spiders burst out of my eyeballs and everyone running out screaming as they leave me-
      Echrono 24 jul
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    • I had a dream where I was spider man. Best friggin dream ever. But then ole mister sandman wanted to be a schmuck and decided that I should wake up. 🦈
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    • I had an inception dream this morning. I woke up multiple times. A lot of things happened but at the end of the dream I slowly started to realise that stuff isn't adding up and tried to wake up. I even tried to call for help to wake up but it was only in the dream. Then I tried to physically move-
      Funk 23 jul
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    • Do you think Lucid dreams last 2 to 3 seconds too? I think not
      fluq 23 jul
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    • No they don’t don’t believe that shit
      fluq 23 jul
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    • We live in a corporeal dimension that is one in a infinite number in the multiverse which means there is a infinite number of you’s and me’s out there in a infinite number of situations so there is literally a version of reality where every other outcome could happen and when we fall asleep
      justopw59 23 jul
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    • My dream last night was strange, I witnessed Derek Chauvin with a person beneath his knee. And Derek all of a sudden just shot himself in the neck!
      TG2469 22 jul
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 22 jul
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    • I had a dream i was out side then i woke uo and forgot i was in jail for putting jelly in the vents of walmart
      DinoDigs 22 jul
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    • I had a dream where I had a sexual encounter with Simon Riley from cod
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    • Bullshit my girl says I talk In my sleep and I be talkin all night
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    • The average dream time is - yes.
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    • Last night, i went back in time to 2018 I think to tell my then gf we’d break up.
      TheMoverz 22 jul
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    • Duhh you also can’t dream in color duhhh
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    • So you telling me we sleep for 7 minutes
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    • Bruh this is flat not true
      iDuppies 25 jul
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    • Had a dream where I was lifegaurding and a kid shit in the pool and I got mad so I shit on him
      BeanBoard 25 jul
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    • Bro, i dreamt i died 4 times now. I got stabbed 3 times and shot once. Should i lay of the games?
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    • I had a dream last night i was at the pool at the mall? And someone stole my phone and then a few days later I went back to go swimming at the same time and the same thing happened. Then I left my phone in the car the next time I went swimming. Lol
      kacersval 25 jul
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    • Speedrun.
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    • Dreams actually occur very closely to the real speed/time you experience it.
      iWilo 25 jul
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    • I had a dream where I lived a whole other life got married had kids then woke up at 50 something wondering where my wife was only to notice it was 8:00ish and Im a 20 year old in college
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    • I had a dream the cops were chasing us down the highway and badlands chugs was the driver
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