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    • Stare him in the eyes the entire time your there, to assert your dominance over the crack addict.
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    • I started staring back and saying even wilder shit. Got one crackhead to actually take a step back, a sudden look of intense contemplation on his face, then he mumbled something about antelope and wandered out.
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    • Lmao crackheads be malnourished and dehydrated. Easy KO. Don’t be scared kids
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    • You could be 8 and they'd still ask for a fucking lighter.
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    • Lmao theres a bunch in every gas station here in pleasant grove. Lazy fuckers dont ask for a dollar no more, they ask for 2 or more 😂 they got me fucked up
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    • That chihuahua flexing hard even with 2 broken legs.
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    • “Do you have any spare money, my kids are in the car and we can’t afford gas” No bitch I see you at the same gas station every day, you just gonna buy a Diet Coke and a pack of Newport’s and spend the rest on narcotics.
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    • Those moments are the worst, it stresses me out and i just want to punch them.
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    • Crackhead: Hey man! You gotta a dollar??! Me pumping gas: Nah man I just carry my debt card.. Crack head: Okay cool! That's cool! *paces around all shifty like near me* Crack head: Hey could I borrow yo pants?? Me: Nah man I'll blow up. Crackhead: The fuck man?! Why you at a gas station???! Me: 😏⛽
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    • Got into a fist fight with a meth head and that fat shit bit my God damn arm
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    • Bro I worked at a gas station and this one crack whore kept hitting on me and shot said I looked like Prince(I’m white) then said it was the eyes(my eyes are blue).
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    • About 4 years ago I saw a crackhead at a bus station who kept hollering at everyone to run for their lives because ‘the walrus is coming’.
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    • Look into his eyes and whisper "you aren't even here" and walk away on all fours
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    • I saw a crackhead outside an Inn n Out once and as I passed him I just said “they’re comin for ya” Dude became paranoid as hell
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    • "aye brotha, could you gimme like three dollaz?
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    • California 7 elevens be like
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    • Never a crackhead but a guy who was struggling to open his gas lid thing u no that thing
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    • When the crackhead looks at u
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    • Just saw an ad for gay dating app before this post. Ads are random or relevent? Can my phone know I'm gay before I know I'm gay? Is my phone trying to make me gay? Why is my phone in my ass?
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    • I work in a gas station and its wild. They come in for smokes, wraps and lotto every day. Its wild, let me tell ya
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    • Time to deliver a pizza ball
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    • This has been featured like 3 times
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    • When I was 10, a crackhead at a gas station tried to pet me.
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    • "Do you find it risible when I say Biggus Dickus?"
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    • Addicts are twitchy and jumpy, but most of them are extremely unhealthy. Unless they have a weapon, they're not any more dangerous than normal people (assuming you're getting into a fight with a normal person, addicts will start shit faster than normal people obviously)
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    • Stare back louder
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    • They took me legs jerry
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    • I live in a place where crackheads pass my house all the time and they sit and talk with you some shit they say is pretty insane though, one time I was walking home from a library and this random dude stopped me and talked to me about his waterproof camera he got for 50 dollars and he accidentally
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    • The one on the right looks like it's seen some shit it can never un-see
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    • Why that puppy got Cheetos for legs
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    • Me smokin crack outside a gas station
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    • Too bad this is across the USA. Too bad people that do everything right have to deal with being begged for money everywhere they go.
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    • As a person from D.C i relate
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    • What happend to that dog that it must wear casts on both it's front legs
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    • I work for brinks and every time I deliver money to the stores in Austin I stare the fuck out of them with my hand on my gun 😂
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    • I wonder how that dog broke both his legs._. ?
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    • The crackheads in my downtown area are both everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Its like these guys are randomly generated when I go there
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    • Look like ren from the ren and stimpy show
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    • I hate eye contact in general
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    • “What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus” is what I hear from this picture
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    • When the person next to you farts out loud to assert dominance.
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    • Can we get the officer looking at the Roman solder meme
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    • me trying to avoid reposts
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    • On the topic of crackheads, my school had a festival this weekend and me and some friends were messing around behind the school, away from everyone when this woman comes up and says"ay whats this party over here. Oh you better go home to Leroy." Then she walks up to a cop that was in his car and-
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    • There was a pothead talking to his dealer [on the phone] when we were in a psychiatric hospital. That was dumb asf.
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    • Make conversation with them funniest moments of my life were from chatting up the local crack heads
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    • Today I saw a guy try to kick open a gas station door then miss. He was wired 😂
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    • It's even worse when you work at the gas station
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    • What's the deal with crack addicts spending so much time around convenience stores?
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    • You can't make eye contact, if you do they will immediately ask you for money, a cigarette, or a ride
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    • Looks just like Ren from Ren and stimpy
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    • Crack addict come at me they will get clapped
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    • Every time I see a tweaker riding a bike while towing another bike with one hand, I yell "That's my bike!" They freak the fuck out.
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    • I don't have crackheads around here I got methheads. They dangerous.
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    • That’s why I stay away from mirrors
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    • One time some guy walked up to me and my father at the counter and just hissed, "It gone rain... I hate the rain..." and just stared at me for a solid 5 minutes. It was forcasted as clear and sunny by the way.
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    • "Fuck you LOOKIN AT CUH!"
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    • When you're a cashier at a gas station they start tweaking when you make eye contact. I get a lot of crackheads in and we always love confusing the shit out of them as soon as they come up to pay after looking around for a half hour. We even called ones mom the other day
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    • This is better
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    • That dog looks like Ren from Ren and Stimpy
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    • There’s this crackhead dude by my old work who’s always yellin about how milk is government mind control juice
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    • I feel like the dog with the casts is saying “this is your fault Jeremy”
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    • I don't think he broke his legs, I think he just had his dew claws removed
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    • I got to catch myself from staring when I see a tweaker trying to chew their tongue off at dollar general.
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    • I hate going to the mall where I live. Always crackheads that stare me down. Have yet to be approached by one but its still just such an uncomfortable feeling.
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    • I laughed too hard at this!
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    • That puppy broke both front legs, damn, I only broke both my back legs, can imagine breaking my front legs
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    • imagine living in a country without them oh yea, EUROPE
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    • Me in my car with the windows up and the dude on the corner begging for change
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