Sent this pic to my boyfriend and he said look like the cookie monster.
le think look
better!
unorginalaccount69 unorginalaccount69
11 jun
Sent this pic to my boyfriend and he said look like the cookie monster. le think look better!
Dogs are for people Who want
Worshipped be like Gods
AWe
Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
Psherman42WalabyWay Psherman42WalabyWay
26 sep 2020
Dogs are for people Who want Worshipped be like Gods AWe Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
StephZoo StephZoo
23 sep 2020
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
Fornum Fornum
20 sep 2020
Me driving home after waiting at a home depot for 6 hours when i realize the meme page meetup was a joke:
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer
By Anna Sturla, CNN
Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
navaeh navaeh
4 nov 2020
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer By Anna Sturla, CNN Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
Hey! Just let her die.
She uses "your" instead of
"you're" every fucking time.
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
2 jun
Hey! Just let her die. She uses "your" instead of "you're" every fucking time.
hate when people confuse education with intelligence.
You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
When u in bed and your charger too far away on the floor
Tabby Tabby
9 feb
When u in bed and your charger too far away on the floor
are tom and jerry best friends x I
ALL MAGES NEWS HOPPING VIDE
Tom and Jerry are best friends. But
Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom's owner doesn't replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry.
Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
LittyWolfGirl420 LittyWolfGirl420
20 sep 2020
are tom and jerry best friends x I ALL MAGES NEWS HOPPING VIDE Tom and Jerry are best friends. But Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom's owner doesn't replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry. Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
LOVE YOU
FUNNY YELLOW naG
eggrollo eggrollo
24 feb
LOVE YOU FUNNY YELLOW naG
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
EpicFurball EpicFurball
18 may
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months.
He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses.
Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even
you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
staples1724 staples1724
12 jan 2021
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college*
Recruiter at the mall:
You'll be a soldier.
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
23 dec 2020
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college* Recruiter at the mall: You'll be a soldier.
HALF OF MY PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MY OF VOICE SARCASM
If
EVERYONE THINKS I'M EITHER MAD, ARGUING OR JUST AN ASSHOLE. WHILE ACTUALLY,
I'M JUST TALKING
HALF OF MY PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MY OF VOICE SARCASM If EVERYONE THINKS I'M EITHER MAD, ARGUING OR JUST AN ASSHOLE. WHILE ACTUALLY, I'M JUST TALKING
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT
THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
melloxhello melloxhello
25 sep 2020
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal
put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you,"
Sinegal said.
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you," Sinegal said.
kingbigbluenyg80 kingbigbluenyg80
25 sep 2020
The dog's reaction is the best