Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real.
Bearded Human Shrek:
Tabby Tabby
30 nov 2020
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real. Bearded Human Shrek:
The emotional support dog after I get done telling it my problems.
fuck_ur_feelings fuck_ur_feelings
26 sep 2020
The emotional support dog after I get done telling it my problems.
THE PRIZE STATE FAIR
ME AND THE HOMIE AFTER USING IT j INCORRECTLY
Ny
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
8 may
THE PRIZE STATE FAIR ME AND THE HOMIE AFTER USING IT j INCORRECTLY Ny
over
on, fave mare biad
You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by
Count Docku!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
over on, fave mare biad You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by Count Docku! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
The Demon in my room watching me sleep ass naked during the Summer
StacieByrd
24 jun
The Demon in my room watching me sleep ass naked during the Summer
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER
zz13
2 mar
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ? Me: BARRY McCOCKINNER
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
Satan, days into Armaggecion, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
gaming_jedi gaming_jedi
26 feb
Satan, days into Armaggecion, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
Why are men like cars?
Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Why are men like cars? Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo
Chris no
"Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
iMarsy iMarsy
14 sep 2020
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no "Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball
I \ fl
STEPBRO_ STEPBRO_
30 sep 2020
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball I \ fl
When you're in church and burp and taste nut from last night
lord! That to scape ost
child tried to scape
bmed93179 bmed93179
5 nov 2020
When you're in church and burp and taste nut from last night lord! That to scape ost child tried to scape
"City Tolk: "when the food runs out, we'll go to the rural areas and take from them.."
eallz argue over.
putin theintruck.
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
9 oct 2020
"City Tolk: "when the food runs out, we'll go to the rural areas and take from them.." eallz argue over. putin theintruck.
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter:
EdDboi5 EdDboi5
18 may
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:
Soap after you drop it in the shower 5 times
TyLord16 TyLord16
22 sep 2020
Soap after you drop it in the shower 5 times
In case you need a "feel good" today, here's
Sir Patrick Stewart melting over a puppy.
SoundCoral SoundCoral
17 nov 2020
In case you need a "feel good" today, here's Sir Patrick Stewart melting over a puppy.
My dog watching my mom yell at my dad - My dog watching my mom yell at my dad
Puppernoon Puppernoon
24 sep 2020
My dog watching my mom yell at my dad - My dog watching my mom yell at my dad