heuteshow
We faceswapped Putin and the pope and it doesn't even look weird.
heuteshow We faceswapped Putin and the pope and it doesn't even look weird.
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
Why are men like cars?
Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Why are men like cars? Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat
person til we got these little ones. - They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones.
MrFatCat MrFatCat
29 sep 2020
They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones. - They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones.
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Macatnight
29d
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke*
Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke* Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
HIM: what r u coin
HER: just here in a tank too
HIM: send me pic
HER:
LaMadrina LaMadrina
29 mar
HIM: what r u coin HER: just here in a tank too HIM: send me pic HER:
When you're a male deer and it's mating season
My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
When you're a male deer and it's mating season My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
LisaHarris LisaHarris
9 feb
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
God when He sacrifices
Himself to Himself to save mankind from Himself
God when He sacrifices Himself to Himself to save mankind from Himself
me who just wanted to laugh
ry
downloading ifunny
"Part of the ship, part of the crew"
Dawson Dawson
26 sep 2020
me who just wanted to laugh ry downloading ifunny "Part of the ship, part of the crew"
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
this still kills me
James Charles
@amescharles
@DUALIPA twinning!!! <3
@DUALIPA
when an ugly stranger calls you twin
No Bitch
this still kills me James Charles @amescharles @DUALIPA twinning!!! <3 @DUALIPA when an ugly stranger calls you twin No Bitch
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs
Being a standup comedian
Being
Hollywood actor
comedian
...of free choice.
KingGarb KingGarb
25 sep 2020
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs Being a standup comedian Being Hollywood actor comedian ...of free choice.