• When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
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    • As an atheist, I do my best to let others believe in whatever they want. It’s not my job to convince someone out of something that isn’t actively hurting them
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    • "Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them." - Marcus Aurelius
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    • Drake... where's the eternal abyss of nothingness?
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    • When I get brainwashed into a Christianity and now I’m judged by Anubis:
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    • Let people believe or not believe what they want. If it doesn’t have an effect on you just let it be
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    • Oh god here comes the atheist and Christians with superiority complexes
      Shoeske_ 9 aug
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    • My belief is like... I'll follow the principles of the Christian faith, not only because of the end goal, but it gives me some structure in life. Helps me treat others and myself better, ya know? If and when I die, and there's no afterlife, then it's okay. I'll be dead, I won't know. If there is,
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    • One of the men hung next to Christ on the crosses was not religious for all his life and in his final moments asked Jesus if he can be forgiven, Jesus said something along the lines of "you will be with me in paradise, for you are forgiven" or something loke that. 1/2
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    • i feel like god would at least be understanding if someone was doubtful given the state of the world rn
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    • To all the christians being assholes: see you in hell
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    • If God won't accept you because you didn't worship him, then God is a narcissistic piece of shit.
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    • I'm extremely agnostic, don't believe in anything but I'm aware I could maybe be wrong, but at the end of the day if I live my life well and I'm not a horrible person and one of these religions is right and I'm not let into their "heaven" then that's not a god I would have wanted to worship anyway
      Yoongi 9 aug
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    • He’ll understand and he’ll forgive if he is real
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    • When you die and discover everyone on the planet has been religious to one god with different descriptions and he judges you accordingly to how you lived for him through the best of your ability and religious knowledge regardless of your religion
      siiick 9 aug
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    • The trick is to only believe in god the last seconds of your life
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    • No. We both die and realize we can't navigate the afterlife because we weren't embalmed with our organs put into ceramonial jars.
      JamX 9 aug
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    • Hell is the stupidest most incoherent belief ever. Infinite punishment for finite sin? A perfectly good god sentencing his own creations to eternal suffering even tho at the point of their creation he knew all their sin?
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    • There have been thousands of “gods” throughout history, but of course yours is the only one that actually exists
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    • If a God condemns good people to hell for not thinking he exists. He is not someone you would want to spend eternity with.
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    • "God prefers nice atheists to mean christians"
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    • “If you don’t believe you go to hell” is fear mongering
      jeki 9 aug
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    • 1bshorty 9 aug
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    • Bro I'm already prepared for hell. I turn my shower and bath to the hottest setting.
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    • Why would any deity condemn you to an eternity of suffering for not being 100% convinced of their existence not to mention why would it care. Sounds like something the devil would do not God.
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    • I’d love heaven!
      MemeSir 9 aug
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    • I can't wait for the world to end and see the look on athiests faces when Jesus returns. I'm not the best Christian out there obvi, but I try. And I respect athiests don't get me wrong. There have been times I have doubted, but at the end of the day Jesus has helped me so much in my life.
      Lampcap 9 aug
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    • I’m not going to tell you your religion is fake, but I certainly believe it is.
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    • an athiest can never convince me not to worship the Lord
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    • Alright. Respectful question to the athiests of ifunny: why be atheist? Whats the harm in subscribing to a religion even if its just for self benefit in the case that you're wrong about god(s) not existing?
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    • I believe in a God but some of the worst people I have met in life are Christians. Some of the biggest hypocrites I have ever seen. Pretty anecdotal from my end but that’s just what I’ve experienced
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    • Drake really do be screwing Josh like that all the time tho.
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    • Me & my lil bro were talking about school. He went outside to get his phone charger & when he comes back in he hits me with that “R u afraid that when u get to heavens gate that God will say he never knew u” i was like bitch what tf we were just roastin some teachers now your sayin that deep shit
      _AD_ 9 aug
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    • Ah yes, because god should judge us by our belief in him and not if we were a good person or not. Plus, who's to say your god is right? Maybe it heaven fot hindus, or Qur'an's heaven. This is just pascal's gambit
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    • whats the term where i dont follow any religion or worship any god or deity or spirits, but I still believe somethins out there
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    • Shit it’s going to get religious in here
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    • Every single religion is based off people from the past saying "bro trust me" with no evidence of anything, if having faith makes life easier go for it
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    • God would be a cruel being if he locks the gates for genuinely good people that either didn’t believe in him or were agnostic or stuck in another religion.
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    • I don't believe in anything because to me it's all bullshit. I don't judge anyone who believes in god though.
      Taelor 10 aug
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    • I don't actually hate all Christians, just the fake ones that just use it as an excuse to hate gays and women like most iFunniers
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    • Atheist are more preachy and smug about their lack of religion than most Christians are about their own religion.
      adin44 9 aug
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    • Look I'm atheist as fuck, but I don't go around telling people they're wrong for believing in something. I just want oblivion when I die
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    • You're scum if you try to force someone into a religion or out of a religion
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    • kanep0e 10 aug
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    • To all the Christians spamming every atheist in the chat: if they don’t want to know a God, you won’t be able to convince them. You’ll just piss them off. They won’t learn because they don’t want to.
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    • Fear is not a good motivation to follow a religion.
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    • I don’t care what you believe but when a Mormon knocks on my door you know I’m gonna drag them into the most stretched out conversation of their lives just to torture them and keep them from annoying others
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    • God prefers good atheists over shitty Christians
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    • Pray to whomever you want, gods, trees, spirits, Santa Claus, who gives a shit. As long as it's real to you, do you.
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    • I don’t know what exists. To claim I know something like the maker of the universe is ludicrous. I want to believe there’s a loving god. I don’t tell others they’re wrong to believe. I’ve met many awful people on both sides. I’d like to believe god actually is forgiving like people say, rather than
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    • I don't denounce religion, I denounce organized religion
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    • I've been raised as a Christian, and rn I'd technically be considered a protestant. I dont go to church but I believe in god and stuff, mostly because the exact circumstances that must be made for life are so coincidental that there has to be a creator. I believe that science and religion can go 1/2
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    • Hey you, religious person reading this, I’m drawn towards the faith occasionally but talk myself out of it because I feel I’m doing it for selfish purposes and that if I’m going to it should be actually due to belief. Is that a wrong thing to think? Do I have to start with that and the true belief
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    • kanep0e 10 aug
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    • For my non religious friends out there id recommend looking up Pascal's wager. It's one of the contributing factors to me finally deciding to become Christian and if anything is a good conversation point. Look it up and let me know what y'all think.
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    • Even if there was a god, chances are wicked high your fam worships the wrong one. And the real god(s) could be pretty mad. Maybe you get double the hell of just not believing
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    • I keep that mf thang on me *pulls out crucifix*
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    • I am am atheist. I don't believe there is, can be, a higher being. But, if I'm wrong, I am 100% certain that God is not one of the ones we have worshipped, for if a man creates him he is not god. Christians, Hindus, Muslims all of them have a personal god, whereas a true god would be remote, unknown
      DrQuanta 9 aug
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    • I have a question for any believers of Christ. My last girlfriend tried to introduce me to Catholicism, but in the process intentionally hid things from me because she knew I wouldn't like knowing what I wouldn't be allowed to do. She admitted that she didn't plan on telling me until after I had...
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    • Where’s the door drake
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    • Chad___ 9 aug
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    • I wanna follow religion but that shit plays into my personal life so much, yet I have a fear of hell and eternal pain. Like shit man, a guy in agony kiIIs himself to be relieved and now he’s getting a broomstick up his ass for an infinite amount of years?
      PIL0T 10 aug
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    • So what are the actual evidences for a god?
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    • When your atheist friend gets into heaven but you don’t cause you were fucking alter boys
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    • Atheists do not care what another person believes in, and they are not trying to convince anyone to leave their religion.
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    • The fucks with all the Christian features today? That's like the third one in this set..
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    • Wouldn't it be better to belive in God and get to heaven than to screw yourself over when the time comes?
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    • But God gave us everything and we chose to give him the finger and tried to be God. We all deserve to be condemned yet he sent his son to die for us despite us spitting in his eye. All the bad stuff came from out choice.
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    • As an atheist if it’s funny it’s funny, for example, this is funny I enjoyed the meme and left a like
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    • I just think that all religion is made by man to explain nature and to help people though life. I my self don't believe in anything but I grew up in a religion. I think that religion (to me at least) can be dismantled by understanding what we as humans are and how this earth and life came To be.
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    • As an Orthodox Jew I never could understand the Christian concept of accepting Jesus and no matter what you get to go to “heaven” if anyone has any insight I’d love to discuss
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    • Even if I'm wrong, but I lived my life as a Christian, I can't be upset. I lived my life helping people in need and having a purpose. Nah I'm just kidding. I'm a fucking sex offender.
      SamPound 10 aug
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    • Im agnostic i believe in a higher power just not an organized religion.
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    • I don't really know what my religion is. I think there's some higher anomaly out there, because there is religion everywhere. Like why would the whole world make up what is essentially god. Idk man I guess I'm more of a I'll believe it when I see it person
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    • Here come triggered atheists
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    • If anyone wants some atheist memes, ill comment all that i have, feel free to leave your own too. (I cant wait for all the christians to flood the comments with "neckbeard", "take a shower", and "ur greasy", you guys need to come up with some better insults)
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    • I am an atheist but if it is real I’d like to get into heaven. But y do ppl tell me I’m going to hell for not believing in their god? If the romans never fell and converted we’d be talking about different gods. Also, so I’m on the equivalent of someone like Bin Laden?😂 oh, but if he repents he get
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    • Y'all some pushy my way or the highway motherfuckers.. I'm athiest but if I'm wrong which is unlikely that I will be and a better chance Christianity wassnt the correct one then I will go to hell and see y'all down there too. Let's be honest ain't nobody going to heaven the requirements are to high.
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    • I believe in the afterlife and stuff but I'm not really following any religion I guess. I just think that if you do good then you'll end up fine or as long as you have good morals
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    • Dura_Cell 10 aug
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    • People seem confused. Let me help with labels. Theist: Believes in God(s). Atheist: Does not believe in God(s). Agnostic: knows that they could be wrong. Gnostic: Believes they're right without a doubt. You can be a Gnostic/Agnostic Theist/Atheist.
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    • I think whether there's a god or not we are in some sort of simulation, with some sort of universal computer that has power to simulate 10^100 quarks in the universe, and has a feature where complex networks are conscious, maybe we are all just one single consciousness experiencing different neural
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    • we all believe, just not the same beliefs.
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    • Christians of iFunny, answer my question. If you need faith in God and Jesus to get admittance into heaven, then what about the people born in the Middle East whose beliefs are due to their location? What about the ancient Greeks, who didn’t even know about Christianity?Did God just put them on hold
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    • Catholics believe that if you're a good Christian, you'll be accepted into Heaven. If you're a lousy Christian, or non-Christian, but a good person, you'll be sent to Purgatory where your soul will be cleansed of sin before you're allowed in Heaven. It is only those truly evil and those who...
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    • No one can pluck you from Jesus’s love once you’ve accepted it, not even yourself
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    • if you need religion for you to be a good person then deep down you aren’t one. You don’t need religion to build your own morals, build yourself and be proud
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    • Logical thinking can be a bitch. See the main problem i have with the Christian religion is if everything they are saying is true i would never kneel to that creature and call him god hes a monster more than anything else
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    • I believe that life is hell and you are meant to suffer through it. From the moment you're born you are being tested to see how you will spend your life. If you choose to be happy and live good life then you are able to pass and let into heaven. If you spend your life with regrets and anger 1/2
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