• I like long walks on the beach with my
boyfriend until the LSD wears off and I
realize I'm just dragging a stolen
mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot
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    • Omg Ella you’re such a crackhead
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    • Haven’t seen that one before 🙄
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    • This is the type of woman people are talking about when they say women aren’t funny, ones that steal jokes and pass them off as their own.
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    • “Oh sorry about hitting your car! I can’t help it; I’m an asparagus.”
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    • "Omg im such a crackhead" shut up bitch, i am violent
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    • How quirky
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    • She has never taken drugs I bet
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    • She can grab my cock and drag it around a Wendy’s parking lot
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    • Can a girl just hold me on the couch watching impractical jokers with me?
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    • Druggies are unattractive
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    • A guy could have made this joke and y’all would have called him hilarious, y’all just need to chill sometimes
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    • Unoriginal.
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    • 🤪Ella omg is that a Rainbowsix siege reference !?!? 🤪
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    • Haha I’m so quirky, I do recreational drugs and have sex with random dudes from the internet and my existence will have had no meaningful effect on anyone or anything when I’m dead
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    • Everyone else watching her kiss a stolen mannequin in the parking lot
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    • she has definitely never done LSD....
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    • 10/10 would definitely bite her arm until it has to get amputated for infection
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    • Everyone has used this quote that its less funny. Put something original on your profile
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    • Haha doing drugs is so funny and quirky haha, pls give me attention
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    • With your boyfriend huh. And you're on tinder huh. Math ain't adding up hoe
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    • Welp, least we know she does anal
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    • Boy I’ve never seen that one before
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    • Do women think of anything themselves
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    • I'm down
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    • Perfect been searching for her all my life
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    • So quirky
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    • So quirky
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    • Stolen
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    • Umbrella Academy?
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    • That’s my cousins name
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    • My kind of girl
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    • "And my job is a part time nun"
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    • She’s the one
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    • Ya... Ifunny is dying... stealing is the only option left
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    • I admit I smoke weed occasionally but I hate people who’s whole personality is just doing drugs I think it’s annoying
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    • Relax
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    • Yo I saw this chick on tinder too
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    • Can I get a Hoyyyyaaaaaa
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    • BPD and ecstasy conceited with low self esteem-
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    • *original content*
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    • Look up the song “Red Roller Skates” by the Brunettes
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    • I fuckn hate dating at 24 the women are all whores drunks junkies or have kids already like where are the good ones
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    • Haha! I too, do the drugs.
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    • I thought it was funny
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    • I’ve seen this description so many times
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    • I thought it was funny!
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    • Omg such a crackhead
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    • Been there
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    • Haha drugs thot funny
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    • lsd doesn’t fuck you like that unless you take 4+tabs
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    • Sounds like pcp
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    • Seen this one like a million times.
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    • "Lucky for you thats what i like"
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    • Can yall just enjoy a joke holy shit
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    • I laughed way to hard at this!!
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    • And than I do cocaine but fuck cow milk
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    • same
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    • iFunny will have a great time dissecting this
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    • If it was said by a man, you'd all be laughing. Fucking incels. I pray to god you people will never reproduce.
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    • Marry her
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    • Wow guys take a joke, what are you blue balling? I thought guys were meant to funny...
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    • Girl: *makes joke* everyone: god shut the fuck up you’re not quirky nor funny now please fuck me
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    • She’s different, I like that
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    • Damn, we really hate women huh
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    • I do drugs haha 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😭😭😭
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    • She’s perfect
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    • I'm pretty sure I saw this meme in 2011.
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    • Done ✅
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    • Haha drugs haha
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    • So fffucking FUNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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    • There’s a lot of girls who like to do the same thing
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    • HOW DO I DATE THIS WOMAN??
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    • Cool, you can copy/paste. Put that in your resume.
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    • For a second thought she was talking about Limited Slip Diff
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    • stolen joke
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    • She hasn't done acid
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    • Where is she
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    • Funny
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    • Wow a funny quote older than most people on this app
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    • I too love it when people rip off a joke that’s already been ripped off 300 times before on other platforms!
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    • "I like to take long walk on the beach with my boyfriend" then why are you still in tinder???
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    • 19 year old girls that talk like that have a %99.9 chance of being a knocked up, drug addicted psycho bitch. they wanna act like that shit is cute, its just sad. but i guess people gotta discover themselves.
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    • She’s never dropped acid
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    • This has been done way to often
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    • Why are you in tindr if you have a boyfriend?
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    • Where can I find this girl
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