• one day i wanna be so jacked that my
professional bodyguards look like
minibosses you have to beat before you
can fight me
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    • Who tf looks at Jason Mamoa and is like, “I’m gonna like attack that guy”
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    • Why am I even here?
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    • The bodyguards are for YOUR safety
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    • I'm pretty sure I'm straight, but goddamn that's a pretty man.
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    • They're not there to protect Jason Momoa, they're there to protect the attacker from Jason Momoa
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    • They’re not protecting him. They’re protecting us from him.
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    • They’re not there to defend Jason, they’re there to defend whoever pisses him off
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    • The people who would attack Jason Mamoa are the kind of people that think they’re strong enough to drop kick Schwarzenegger
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    • You fool!! Those bodyguards are meant to protect us from him!!!
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    • His jacket somehow looks nice but also like he found it at the bottom of the ocean
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    • I mean come on guys Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t even safe sooooooo
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    • Last time this was featured, tc was "they're not bodyguards they're the blunt weapons he hits you with"
      Eyal282 2 jun
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    • He cracked Daenyrus's cheeks
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    • And when you least think he’ll be there. There he is. Shia LaBeouf
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    • Imagine if there were an incident and they just said “stay behind us Mr Momoa.” And his entire body would still be exposed.
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    • I honestly bet they’re more dangerous than he is, if he hired the right guys.
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    • There’s these things called guns that guards carry, you should look into it actually
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    • The weird thing is that he's only like 6'4 but appears so much bigger next to like anyone else
      Sohks 2 jun
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    • Ghost recon wildlands be like
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    • Saldy no workout is gonna top you off at six foot five
      bugalo 2 jun
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    • It’s not being jacked it’s more height
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    • The most dangerous guy I've ever met was 5'5
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    • Behold, the alpha of alphas.
      acbuell 6 jun
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    • Theyre not there to protect him. Theyre there to protect us from him.
      Shirle 3 jun
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    • Also you gotta be about 6’4”, so grow taller while you’re at it
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    • No one is enough of a dumbass to fuck with Aquaman
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    • You know those bodyguards are wondering why they got the job.
      misaisa 3 jun
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    • the kids you fight before reaching the gym leader
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    • You gotta be a fucking giant first, this dude is like 6’6
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    • When you're that big, why the fuck would you hire bodyguards?
      MrFate77 2 jun
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    • Size doesn’t matter. Bear Grylls is the most unassuming person in the world, and he could kill anyone in a split second using nothing but a spoon.
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    • Yeah but those body guards are specially train to protect, the other guy prolly went to drama school sense he’s an actor
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    • Him being “ jacked” has nothing to do with it. He’s 6 4 and for some reason his body guards are like 5 10.
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    • Literally hes just taller than them theyre probably just as jacked
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    • It’s because he’s tall. You can’t even tell how muscular he is in this pic
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    • Its like wwe where all refs and security cant be over 6ft tall. To make the wrestlers look bigger.
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    • They don't protect Jason Momoa, they protect everybody else from Jason Momoa.
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    • They’re probably armed but I’d still rather fight one of them than jason momoa
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    • Don’t underestimate small dudes. I’ve sparred some small dudes that whooped my asshole with their dicks.
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    • They might not be stronger, but their guns are.
      Matt_Man 2 jun
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    • Jason Momoa protects his bodyguards
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    • They’re there to hold him back from you
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    • Hes not that big. Those guys are just short ..
      mattomox 8 jun
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    • The guy is 6’4 he’s not the fucking mountain idk why he decided to get like 5’11 bodyguards
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    • No homo but he has some beautiful eyes
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    • He’s not even that jacked. He’s just tall
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    • I love his acting and his role as Arthur Currie/aquaman. Love this meme too.
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    • Those guards are to protect us from him
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    • Those body guards are probably bad asses. Size doesn’t make you dangerous.
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    • Mind you Jason Momoa is 6'7 so these guys are probably around 6' to 6'2 which are still tall people
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    • You fools they do not guard him from us they guard us from him
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    • He looks like he's protecting them.
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    • Bodyguards are mostly for keeping the peasants away without looking like an asshole.
      _worthy 3 jun
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    • Have fun going to the gym to become 6’4
      montyt 3 jun
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    • Jason Mmmmmamoa
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    • Does nobody care that he felt up his daughter?
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    • Jacked, but also tall and rugged as fuck. I could get as jacked as possible, short of ‘roiding myself into a rippling flesh monster, and I’d still never look like a final boss
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    • Didn’t that man destroy khaleesi’s pussy
      MungDaal 2 jun
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    • You fools they’re there for our safety not his
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    • Those arent body guards. And the tallest one is maybe 5' 8"
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    • Anyone else’s snap not working?
      The1516 2 jun
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    • Pedo
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    • Why are his body guards Drake and Shia LaBeouf
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    • This has been featured alot
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    • the only thing is that his bodyguards probably have guns
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    • What exactly is the purpose of his bodyguards
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    • Ever get annoyed when the boss spawns minions to help fight?
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    • He really aint that jacked though, just tall
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    • What about a gun dumbass
      cripple 2 jun
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    • i would be honored to be within 500 miles of him
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    • Jason mamoa would make a damn good wolverine
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    • Okay, does the guy on the left give off a Shia LeBouf vibe or is that just me?
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    • The guy in the back is just like mmmmm I want those glutes
      Dr3wMan 6 jun
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    • Imagine being 6'8 body builder afraid of an actor.
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    • Being big doesn’t mean you’re professionally trained to use those hands correctly. Most really big people are very very slow. Speed is power
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    • Eh.. not jacked. Ripped, sure. And he's 6'4, nothing crazy. Those bodyguards are puny
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    • When you can be the king of the sea and Dothraki.
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    • He’s just tall
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    • Aquaman was a badass movie. Someone tell me I’m wrong
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    • Unfortunately I'm 5'8", so I'll always just look like a mini boss
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    • He’s only 6’3 or so. So those dudes are tiny
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    • But those guys could kick his ass pretty easily I'm sure.
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    • Jason Mamoa is hot af
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    • I mean thats kind of how body guards work
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    • Favorite character by Jason was Ronan Dex from Stargate Atlantis. Where my Stargate fans at?
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    • Honestly, size doesn't determine strength or skill. Although Jason is huge and physically beautiful, those bodyguards could probably take down anyone who would even dare to try.
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    • I wonder what Jason thinks about having body guards that he could easily take.... Like "how you supposed to protect me?"
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    • Jason is tall as fuck too
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    • Getting jacked doesn't make you tall
      Raybrand 3 jun
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    • Always kill the adds first before focusing on the boss
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    • *whispers* actual bodyguard Shia Lebouf
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    • I'm 6'9" and make granite counter tops. I'm literally this just without a beard and long hair
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    • Tbh that front guy looks lethal. No fear rests in his eyes. He’s killed before and if you cross him he will kill again
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    • Reminds me of Scott Pilgrim and the Chris Evans fight lol
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    • I bet he hired littler guys on purpose
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