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    • Literally why I dropped dish network.
      meajm 10 oct
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    • How dare you say something so controversial yet so true
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    • "I see you've been a loyal customer for 10 years... ah, but it looks like you made a late payment 8 years ago. Sorry, but we'll be denying coverage for your surgery."
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    • You must be a Comcast customer
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    • Oh yeah? Watch me drop you and become a new customer for your company again each time a new promo comes out. Put a quarter in your ass cuz you played yaself
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    • Every subscription based product does this. The fact of the matter is, new customers and more market penetration is more important than overall customer retention. Here's a small secret, it can be annoying but when sent to customer retention when canceling, if things aren't going your way....
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    • It's kind of like getting an unlimited booty plan with bj's when you sign up and then getting married
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    • content not available more
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    • Spectrum be like.
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    • And they wonder why I abuse the fuck out of trial systems
      bananawon 14 oct
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    • The thing that noons me is that no one understands that that wouldn't be a sustainable business model. You have to entice people and people have to eventually pay the normal damn price.
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    • The only company I know of that is not that way is Sprint.
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    • Fuck you comcast
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    • I work at t-mobile used to be sprint and ex employee at Verizon. New customers get everything for free and existing get like half off or 10 dollar credits on 0hones it causes a lot of people to leave and be upset in store
      repslo 14 oct
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    • At&t prepaid folks. Been doing it for years
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    • F*ckin Comcast!!
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    • Omg, this is so true.
      BREWSER 14 oct
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    • We were with directv for 20 years they never once offered a better deal so we dropped them and saved $80 a month plus we got internet with all of the same channels crazy
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    • At&t the last few years :(
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    • Been an AT&T Customer since it was fucking SunCom. Now guess what? They added like $30 on my bill! So I left for Straight Talk!
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    • AT&T does this
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    • Verizon?
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    • Comcast
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    • Ok thank you
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    • If I need cable I'll just use a tv app. Literally no use for cable since every show can be purchased or streamed on an app.
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    • This account has been active for five days and has 100 features
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    • So true....assholes all of them 🖕
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    • STRAIGHT UP Y I DROPPED SPRINT!!!
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    • Every cable and phone company ever
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    • Every cable company
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    • Washington Redskins go fuck yourself
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    • HELL NO IM NOT OK WITH THAT BITCH
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    • Straight Talk's got them all beat the hell
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    • We all know that's not the woman we'll be talking to.
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    • Spectrum 101
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    • "But i" "NO BUTS JUST FOR THAT WERE GONNA CHARGE EVEN MORE AND TAX YOU MORE"
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    • I'm a retention agent at a cable company and I can honestly say that we do have good deals for customers, you just have to know how to play our game. You wanna lower your bill? DO NOT TELL US THAT!!! We have metrics that we need to meet to get paid, so if we hear you wanna lower your bill (1/?)
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    • Every cable company ever
      KylePedey 14 oct
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    • Technology advances. What do you think is going to happen? Welcome to 5g.
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    • Why I'm dropping my phone tomorrow
      ThisJustN 14 oct
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    • Went through this with my internet. Came down to "well ill just get the new customer deal from other provider" then they change their tune
      RotsiRots 14 oct
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    • Comcast
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    • ... bcuz none of these geniuses know how to repackage your account. You can get the same pricings with most companies just by asking to do that. Noone is smart enough to look deeper.
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    • Yeah no Shyt!!!
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    • Probably dumb question, but before renewal couldnt you cancel your membership, and rejoin a day latee for the new deals?
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    • I worked in CS in the past. You get pretty shit pay and get cursed at more often than any fast food employee ever would. Its not my fault you dont like the company policy, Karen.
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    • Exactly literally my mom how to call Verizon to get this straighted out
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    • *Mediacom
      Fergboi 14 oct
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    • Spectrum be like
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    • @centrylink
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    • Verizon
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    • The sad news is that as time goes on, prices go up.
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    • Cox
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    • Know who doesn't do this? Atleast where i live? AT&T.
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    • My mom was a customer with AT&T in 1980. Kept the account when they broke up and became Bell South. Kept the account when it went back to AT&T. Same account for 40 years. They won't work with her on her bill, just ever increasing it. They literally don't care about customer loyalty at all.
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    • Virgin mobile gave me a 2 week grace period. So essentially my data would be refreshed twice a month. That was sweet until shit bag garbage boost mobile bought them. I don't even get 5G. Changing to T
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    • I used to work for Comcast (aka the devil) and yep, you basically have to ask to cancel your service before retention can look at those deals. Sometimes the code would come up and I could just grab the same deal, but not always
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    • Yeup. That's exactly Verizon.
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    • that was actually funny
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    • Progressive did that to me
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    • Comcast
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    • This is what it's like having credit card with Comenity.
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    • Comcast in a nutshell, that's exactly why they're voted America's worst company but yet they're one of the top five richest as far as entertainment business goes
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    • Spectrum lmao. Used to have 200mb speed but it started getting shittier and the prices weren't worth what I was getting so switched over to at&t for 1gb speeds
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    • Spectrum
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    • Never side with companies.
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    • Fucking Comcast
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    • My kink is peanut butter m&ms
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    • Can confirm, big companies are greedy😆
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    • As someone who used to work for Frontier Communications. Get yourself another provider
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    • Guys sometimes I sprinkle some of my pubes into people's food when they're not looking so a part of me is inside them.
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    • Que isso poha,i dont talk 9/11
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    • Sounds like Alexander hamilton's plan to fix the economy shortly before creating a national bank! Fuck federalists, Democratic-Republicans all the way!
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    • This has to be a moderator's alt account
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    • For phone companies its different. I worked sprint retentions for almost a year and it fucking sucked but there is a reason for it
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    • Sounds like a democrat company
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    • Unfortunately this actually makes sense. As a "loyal customer" it is easier for you to leave than it would be for a new customer to leave their new contract. As such, a company is guaranteed to make more money off of the new customer, even with lower rates, because of the contract they enter
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    • And we have to say it exactly like that.
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    • They all do this, but what you do is sign up for a new agreement and you get great deals
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    • Like for real a few years a go Verizon had a BOGO deal for the note 10 when it came out but 1 line had to be a new line so I just told the salesman to cancel the service on my family plan and went back the next day and opened 4 lines again and they game me 4 phones for the price of 2.
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    • Same shit applies to employment. "We just hired a new guy, he's making 20k more than you even though you've been wth us for 15 years"
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    • The chipotle manager somtimes gives me a big discount on my burrito, might think of tipping him a hundred
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    • This is such bullshit! Also not funny... Shoooooo!
      Airashna 16 oct
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    • "What's that? Oh, you're leaving? Where are you gonna go? The other ISP doesn't serve your area (cause we agreed on it)"
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    • I mean when you signed up, didn't you get that deal? Remember years back you had to pay so much for eveery character and call you made? Now we get unlimited with benefits for comparatively less
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    • Fuck you I wanna fucking noon you. Get out of the world bitch
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    • All online games!
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    • ConCast
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    • Sounds like DTV and their 199.99 movers fee. They tried their best to get me to pay that after I canceled service. They even sent me to collections. 2 ladies with DTV who fixed my issue, it wasnt even their department. Those 2 ladies are the best agents DTV has.
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    • Literally USAA. Been using for 4 years. Each 6 months it renews and has consistently gone up a few dollars each year. Started paying 154 a month and now im at 203 a month. No accidents or ever roadside assitance help or anything.
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    • Keeps the call centre viable!!
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    • Ah. Cox cable
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    • O dont speak 11/9
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    • I don't get it, who does that? Where?
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    • Holy shit english meme
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