• My grandma said always keep $3 in
ya pocket so if you see a cute girl you
can buy her lemonade.. Grandma
these bitches don't want no fucking
lemonade
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    • That's why... It's so unexpected, she'll instantly take off her shirt and let you motor boat her
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    • These bitches do want lemonade though 🥺
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    • Kings, take it from your guy Cy: get your funds up and in shape; focus on yourself . Love yourself and females will flock to you. They don’t? Well I guess I fucked up and told you how to be self sufficient and successful :)
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    • Yes we do
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    • Just say if a guy offered to buy me lemonade. I would go on a date with that guy.
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    • Smile if you a girl and a lemonade and genuine connection with a real human person sounds pretty good rn
      _Better 3 jul
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    • I want a fuckin lemonade
      _NOIZ_ 3 jul
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    • 100% if a guy told me I was cute and handed me a lemonade, Id absolutely be doen for that
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    • That's how I reeled my wife in
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    • Trust me, we want lemonade.
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    • I do!
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    • Yes, I want the lemonade
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    • Thats the problem, you looking at bitches when you should be looking for a lemonade-worthy girl.
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    • I like sweet tea! It's cheaper too!
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    • I went to the 7/11 next to my school everyday to get a soda before school started. Everyday I would get my female friend (we were kind of close, but not super) a brisk. Eventually we started dating, and I remember her saying “I always get really happy when I see you!” TLDR: I trained my girlfriend
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    • If a man got me lemonade I would marry him on the spot
      memeam 3 jul
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    • You have to read between the lines
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    • I do 🍋
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    • Okay everyone here is acting like they’d take the lemonade, but if we’re being honest, some random guy offers you lemonade, most girls here would probably assume it’s roofied. They want lemonade from ATTRACTIVE guys.
      Awesium 3 jul
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    • Fuck you, you dick. I'll take a lemonade, you pussy.
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    • If she doesn’t want lemonade, she ain’t worth it
      kjds 3 jul
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    • I want a lemonade!
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    • Luckily I found a dollar yesterday day now I just need 2 dollars and a social life
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    • These bitches don't want lemonade they just want the 3 dollars
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    • Idk my girlfriend likes when I get her small gifts, she says it’s the fact I thought about her while getting it makes it great. When we first started dating I got her hand sanitizer (she’s a germaphobe) and her face lit up. I still remember it and now it’s like an inside joke in our relationship
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    • Grandma is smoother than microwaves butter, what are you on about. Lemonade slaps
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    • They want nuggets my guy
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    • Stfu yes we do
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    • .... I’d take a lemonade
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    • I want lemonade.
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    • I want lemonade :(
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    • I do...
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    • *1940’s Detective voice* “I saw ya walking down the street, see? Thought I’d get this stupendous floozie a lemonade, see? So eh, here lemonade” Girl: “Go away”
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    • You clearly know nothing about bitches then, bitches love lemonade
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    • I'm a bitch and I want lemonade or water tbh
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    • I do 🥺
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    • Yeah we do!
      Tcherie 3 jul
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    • Fuck yes I want some lemonade! Take your grandmas damn advice boy
      Achor 3 jul
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    • fuken starbucks lemonade is $20. fuken PoS capitalism inflation
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    • No, he’s right.. but just in case if you found the one who has some common sense, and was thirsty but not for lust, but for some wholesome stuff. You know I am right!
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    • Honestly, if you buy me strawberry lemonade and Mac and cheese I’ll love you forever.
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    • The good ones do
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    • I could go for a lemonade.
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    • I’d be happy to buy a man a lil lemonade or something and just as happy if the situation were reversed. :)
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    • They want an $8 Starbucks and a $1000 iPhone to go with it
      Skware 4 jul
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    • Don't have to be rude
      chelsea_ 4 jul
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    • I want lemonade
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    • Yes we do
      ussa 3 jul
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    • I want lemonade ):
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    • I love lemonade idk what you mean
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    • I want some lemonade. If a guy or girl I knew randomly bought me lemonade randomly I'd be pretty happy.
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    • Davazoid 3 jul
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    • Yes we do
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    • I want a lemonade...
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    • I’ll take lemonade tho
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    • i want that lemonade
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    • Are you sure? They looks awfully thirsty to me.
      MissyBee 3 jul
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    • I do!
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    • Says you that was my first date with a girl I went you want some lemonade and we had a good time and long story short she's been my gf of 2 and a half years
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    • As them bitches I would absolutely love lemonade
      DuskuIl 3 jul
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    • That and lemonades don’t cost 3 dollars anymore
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    • Exchange rates, do $5 now so you can get her some coffee, at a local place not Starbucks
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    • All these girls saying they’d fall for a guy who bought them lemonade, first no you wouldn’t. 2nd ladies be taking drinks from randos and next thing you know you’ll be gang banged or possibly a kidney stolen
      iEatAss_ 6 jul
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    • I don’t want any lemonade, but I would love some delicious gblubbys
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    • Will she put out for some squeezed lemons?
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    • Name one person that doesn't liked lemonade. This is not funny
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    • So I worked at a body shop on and oof. For summer break last summer and for winter break and fall break (cuz I in college) I’m the youngest guy there at 19, also the only single guy there. One guy in his 40’s is always like you see a girl, ask her for ice cream. He told me that in middle of November
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    • Capitalism did raise the women’s expectations
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    • I’d love a lemonade
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    • Dude if you want a girlfriend, just get one it’s not that hard
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    • Footage 3 jul
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    • If I asked literally anybody I know if they want to go get a lemonade, they would say yes
      Slank 4 jul
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    • What do bitches want?
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    • Yes they fucking do
      Aitaxb 3 jul
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    • Who wouldn’t take a lemonade? That would such a cute “how did y’all meet story” for the grandkids.
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    • grandma knows best
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    • Bitch you don't know what I want that sounds amazing
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    • Hell, if I was a girl I would take that lemonade in a split second
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    • More like 3 racks in your pocket
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    • I want lemonade... :/
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    • The fuck? Bro I would die for a lemonade
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    • I want lemonade
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    • I wish thats what these girls want.
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    • Yes we fucking do. If a guy buys me a lemonade without me asking, I'm sucking him off.
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      Krystal 3 jul
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    • Fuck that she buying me a lemonade with hella hella ice just cuz i called her cute.
      kanep0e 3 jul
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    • Have you ever tried though?
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    • I want lemonade...
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    • Not from anyone who referred to me as a bitch
      johnee 3 jul
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    • Appreciate your gmom you dick
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    • Um I will say openly i would love some lemonade
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    • I'd fuck a dude for a lemonade
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    • Is it still cool to say “simp?”
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    • I like lemonade...:/
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    • “Hey, here’s some lemonade, I thought you were cute”, *girl*: “oh uh, ok? Thanks?” *Awkward silence*
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    • But bitches love lemonade
      Mataetae 3 jul
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    • Do bitched want lemonade kred
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    • I’ll whip my tiddies out for some lemonade
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    • These bitches want lemonade that’s $4.95.
      dalton77 3 jul
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    • So they do want lemonade?
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