• Imagine getting jumped by
Popeyes employees and you hear
"Feed his ass 5 biscuits, NO
WATER"
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    • which would you rather take? 5 popeyes biscuits with no drinks available, or a giant gulp of a fresh McDonalds Sprite?
      JT_81 31 jul
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    • Isn't that like a war crime? Because Guantanamo bay sounds like a cakewalk compared to that.
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    • yeah thats called manslaughter
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    • I’m pretty sure that was banned in the Geneva Convention
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    • Public execution
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    • PvP enabled Popeyes
      AstonOgre 31 jul
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    • Popeyes: Where the food is good and we wish a motherfucker would.
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    • How to waterboard with no water
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    • Imagine getting mugged by a bunch of rabbi and they yell ‘TAKE HIS FORESKIN!!!’
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    • I’m game
      KVGE 31 jul
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    • Sir, that's where food exits, not enters
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    • With honey?
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    • Ngl Popeyes biscuits aint even that dry
      iBandit 31 jul
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    • blue_too 31 jul
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    • Bro. That’s when your life on the line. You better fight twice as hard
      chase_mon 31 jul
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    • Then you are saved by the chic fil a employees
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    • Popeyes:
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    • That's evil. Will they at least let me have butter and honey on them though...?
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    • Sorry banned under the geneva convention
      sully201 31 jul
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    • Death. That’s called death.
      ZackisWak 31 jul
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    • They ain’t even dry, I ate one whole yesterday with no drink
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    • What are domestic war crimes called??
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    • Imagine getting jumped by a bunch of mailmen, and you hear one of them say, “RIP HIS STIMULUS CHECK UP!”
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    • They really aren’t THAT dry.
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    • How can something be so dry yet so good
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    • Imagine getting jumped by Hillary Clinton, and you hear someone say, “ GET THE SUICIDE KIT!”
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    • That’s an assassination attempt
      Great001 31 jul
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    • I could deepthroat an entire box of Popeyes biscuits
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    • Must have done something bad to Sentence him to death
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    • chick filet worker saves toddler. popeyes employees- ....
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    • This looks like a renaissance painting
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    • Bruh I could eat 10 with no water
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    • Bojangles, Popeyes, or Churches?
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    • Me seeing them give him the 3rd: “Stop! He’s already dead!”
      Delacroix 31 jul
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    • Popeyes biscuits are covered in butter, I can eat them with nothing on it. But Cracker Barrel biscuits, their is no way you can get me to eat them without gravy.
      Nenebird 2 aug
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    • lmao i’m pretty sure this pic is from a popeyes in milwaukee
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    • Imagine getting jumped by McDonald's employees and they yell, "Give em the low-syrup Sprite!" Or "Yeah, yeah, let's make this guy repair the ice cream machine!"
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    • Yeahhhhh bud I got a couple lawyers with ur name on it. They’ll end that case faster than you can say Bojangles.
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    • "This time for Africa"
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    • Dear god
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    • That would be the best thing ever. Make sure it gets recorded on camera. Easy lawsuit. Millionaire in no time
      VADR_ 16 aug
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    • I read this in the line of popeyes....
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    • Popeyes is good af. That’s probably a chikfila guy in the middle.
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    • Why does every black chicken place have shit customer service?
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    • “Feed his ass” makes me think they’re gonna insert biscuits into my anus
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    • If you feed someone Popeyes biscuit with no Bev that should be an attempted murder
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    • How the fuck his head over there and his body right here in the middle
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    • Siblings vs. mosquito DatOneBrownGuy
      lll11ll 31 jul
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    • Biscuits need an upgrade
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    • Dry choke
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    • Just like that one meme where he said he gave his dog a biscuit and the fucker didn't bark for three hours
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    • 6 feet wheres your mask damn that white supremacist making black folks act out
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    • Am I the only one that likes to eat crackers that are just plane
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    • Cruel and unusual punishment
      zxasy 31 jul
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    • It’s honestly not that bad, your mouth starts to salivate again after a couple minutes to compensate...like your mom
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 31 jul
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    • Nahhh 5 biscuits with hot water
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    • I really need to try a Popeyes biscuit so see what the hype is about
      Naisu 3 aug
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    • Even though we've all almost chocked ourselves to death eating Popeyes biscuits y'all gotta admit them hoes be hittin!
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    • Yo I work at popeyes, and that's some shit my coworkers would do to a motherfucker
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    • That’s fucking easy I’ll eat 10 and have no problem losers
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    • Hmmm...for some reason I’m suddenly parched, excuse me while I go drown myself.
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    • No water, and no honey
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    • Imagine being the CEO of Popeye's watching your business get a Waffle House level reputation for brawls breaking out.
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    • Straight up a crime
      KhamuI 3 aug
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    • Shit gimme that and salt shaker and let me go to town
      jjesus 3 aug
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    • Basically an execution at that point
      bigd1997 3 aug
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    • Man that’s a war crime
      chege 3 aug
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    • Might as well just choke him to death
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    • Am I the only one that doesnt think popeyes biscuits are THAT dry
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    • /\/ igger
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    • A fate worse than death
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    • Imagine getting jumped by a bunch of ifunniers and one of them says," itake ithis iniggas ihumor iand istrip ihim iof ihis idignity.
      Le0nTeck 2 aug
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    • Kfc biscuits are 30x better than Popeyes
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    • The worst punishment
      GavinG13 2 aug
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    • If you can't eat at least 2 popeyes biscuits without water your bloodline is weak and deserves no sympathy
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    • I love popeye biscuits
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    • i would fucking demolish those fucking biscuits
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    • So dryy
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    • These biscuits...AHHHHH!!!
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    • Dying to some dryass but buttery biscuits
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    • Fr tho, they could at least put butter on the fuckin biscuit instead of dying on the first bite
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    • Jokes on you I ate 7 back to back with no drink just to prove I could do it
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    • That's some ghetto hood shit and they wonder why they get s.hot
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    • Popeyes biscuits are trash Bojangles is where it’s at
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    • It would be a pleasure
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    • You underestimate my power
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    • Which end?
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    • I don’t know what Popeyes y’all are going to that makes their biscuits so dry most of the ones I’ve eaten at have been really good
      _Ursus 2 aug
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    • Tbh the Popeyes biscuits are the sheet
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    • "Black people problems"
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    • I've never tried Popeyes biscuits, fill me in on what I'm missing please.
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    • Just try me, my mouth is always moist for some Popeyes
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    • I can feel my mouth drying up at the thought
      Bunnysan 2 aug
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    • That's fucking easy I fucking love eating bread
      Gitsu 2 aug
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