Me: Are you pooping?!
My toddler standing in the corner:
Arsene Arsene
19 oct 2020
Me: Are you pooping?! My toddler standing in the corner:
Me: I'm so lonely
Family: Why don't you try being more social?
Me:
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
20 apr
Me: I'm so lonely Family: Why don't you try being more social? Me:
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA
ITS HOW FAR You
CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
pl4y80y pl4y80y
14 apr
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA ITS HOW FAR You CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
When she calls you trash, so you find someone that actually cares for you
When she calls you trash, so you find someone that actually cares for you
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun*
Funny: How far can she squirt?
DarthBoner DarthBoner
11 jun
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun* Funny: How far can she squirt?
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like..
AA batteries
GEN
Playing super old games
iKonk iKonk
1 oct 2020
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like.. AA batteries GEN Playing super old games
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY
WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
rockerdude07 rockerdude07
22 sep 2020
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
BREAKING NEWS
Local cat caught boolin' too hard, 3 dead 4 wounded
pare
SorrowCat SorrowCat
25 sep 2020
BREAKING NEWS Local cat caught boolin' too hard, 3 dead 4 wounded pare
when you're watching a marvel movie and
Stan Lee shows up
melkor106 melkor106
25 sep 2020
when you're watching a marvel movie and Stan Lee shows up
They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat
person til we got these little ones. - They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones.
MrFatCat MrFatCat
29 sep 2020
They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones. - They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones.
from the earliest 80's we all know
that...
sad
guys are [ed,
good guys are green
from the earliest 80's we all know that... sad guys are [ed, good guys are green
Nobody:
The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
beastboyXPV beastboyXPV
24 sep 2020
Nobody: The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi
Maul
WRONG HALF!
Darth Maul
Ryuuthered Ryuuthered
26 sep 2020
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi Maul WRONG HALF! Darth Maul
A Father-To-Be Died While
Building A Gender-Reveal
Device That Exploded
Tasneem Nashrulla
Mocita
24 feb
A Father-To-Be Died While Building A Gender-Reveal Device That Exploded Tasneem Nashrulla
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday
Me: Wears her bra everyday
Me:
We're even bitch.
Meth Meth
28 nov 2020
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday Me: Wears her bra everyday Me: We're even bitch.
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
Erwin Schrodinger
ae & online
TODAY
Is the cat alive? 93.45
No No
No No
NoNo NoNo
NoNoNo NoNoNo NoNoNo
No No No No
No NoNoNoNo NoNoNo
No No No
No NoNoNo NoNoNo
Type a message @
Thrust_2020 Thrust_2020
25 sep 2020
Erwin Schrodinger ae & online TODAY Is the cat alive? 93.45 No No No No NoNo NoNo NoNoNo NoNoNo NoNoNo No No No No No NoNoNoNo NoNoNo No No No No NoNoNo NoNoNo Type a message @
holder
My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept
Edward_yoyo Edward_yoyo
26 sep 2020
holder My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept
I can't stop looking at the dog
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
I can't stop looking at the dog
Doing what they do best?
Digging up someone's past
perkytoryporn perkytoryporn
11 may
Doing what they do best? Digging up someone's past
Kid: *comes out of nowhere*
My car:
Wack
memeolade memeolade
24 nov 2020
Kid: *comes out of nowhere* My car: Wack