• Whenever You Feel You've Made Mistakes
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Remember That You're Still Better Than
Yahoo.)
1998: Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1
million dollars
2002: Yahoo realizes its mistake and tries to
buy google for $3 billion, Google says "Give us
$5 billion“, Yahoo says no
2008: Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for
$40 billion dollars
2016: Yahoo sold for $4.6 billion to verizon
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    • I wonder if Google would even be as big as it is if Yahoo bought it
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    • One dollar million dollars
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    • My god imagine how shit Google could've been.
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    • Why the fuck would you refuse 40 billion? What kind of bottomless pit of a life do you have where that isnt enough for 30 gemerations of the entire companies employ to live wealthy?
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    • And honestly Verizon fucked up when they bought Yahoo. Really just wasted 4.6 bill
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    • Just think, if Yahoo had bought Google for $1 million, there would probably be no Google today.
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    • Yahoo is only used for porn email addresses
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    • Oh yeah, I'm better than Yahoo.... I'm just over here selling my company for 4.6 billion dollars on the daily.
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    • Everything happens for a reason, Yahoo was never meant to win in this reality.
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    • They removed porn from tumblr making Twitter #1
      knowvoid 14 jun
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    • Blockbuster thought netflix was a joke and didn't buy it. Now no one knows what blockbuster is. Don't be like blockbuster.
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    • HybridD 13 jun
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    • Present day, Yahoo becomes a festering pool of poor search results, janky email interfaces and the occasional malware security breach
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    • 2019: Yahoo goes and fucks up tumblr by taking away all NSFW content
      Chiko1212 16 jun
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    • They shoulda accepted microsoft
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    • Imagine turning down $40,000,000,000
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    • They said no to 40 billion dollars. Let that sink in.
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    • Is 4 a lot? Depends on the context. Dollars, no. Big fucking misjudgments worth billions, yes.
      the_luis 14 jun
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    • WomanCon 14 jun
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    • If you ever feel like you have no purpose, remember: It's someone's job to design BMW blinker systems.
      gsxstigtr 15 jun
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    • PorkSword 14 jun
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    • Or blockbuster who decided not to buy netflix
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    • Fuck Yahoo
      FullCowl 12 jun
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    • 4.6 billion is still more money than I have.
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    • Anyone remember yahoogle? You could type a combination of the two websites and literally get a split screen search going on. One side google one side yahoo. Wow haven’t thought about that in literally a decade fuck
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    • Yahoo more like Boohoo haHAA
      Exotixz 16 jun
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    • Why’s an old man tweeting some 14 yo girl shit
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    • The fact that they passed up 40 billion oof you stupid
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    • Am I though? Yahoo was still worth $4.6 BILLION in the end
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    • yahoo wouldve driven google into the ground anyway
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    • Somewhere out there is a timeline where yahoo bought google and completely ran it into the ground
      trs964 14 jun
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    • Wait why would you pay that much for yahoo lol it’s a free search engine lmao
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    • Google probably wouldn't be the Google we know it Yahoo owned it
      LoveAnime 14 jun
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    • Conclusion: dont be like Yahoo. Get Geico...15 minutes could save you 15 percent, or more, on car insurance!
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    • What’s even funnier is during Yahoo’s collapse a woman was the CEO who thought she was the shit
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    • Oh how the turn tables
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    • You forgot 2018: Yahoo kills its largest subsidiary Tumblr
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    • This truly is a relief, thank you Vicodin Pajamas.
      ZanderX10 13 jun
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    • Yahoo still made 4.6 billion dollars
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    • Yahoo Problems: Can’t make a deal for millions or billions of $. My Problems: Can’t stretch a paycheck to next week
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    • If only my mistakes got me 4.6B
      mattomox 15 jun
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    • So the real dumb ass is verizon ?
      hb773 14 jun
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    • What's a Yahoo?
      Alferado 14 jun
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    • Yahoo is that one contestant on Deal or No Deal that's absolutely trash
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    • Sometimes a business makes tactical mistakes. You can’t read the future and there’s no point having regrets
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    • Yahoo could've saved us from the tyranny of Google but refused twice. Shame on them.
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    • What’s yahoo? *googles yahoo*
      RAWR6967 14 jun
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    • Same with Blockbuster, they could've bought Netflix
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    • Bunch of Yahoos running that company.
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    • That 40 billion dollars. Idiots.
      SirLight 14 jun
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    • And then Verizon proceeded to kill tumblr thus losing them more money. GG Yahoo, gg
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    • Whenever you feel like you made mistakes remember that you’re not the fucking idiot that put “$1 million dollars”
      Subject27 13 jun
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    • Remember when yahoo sports made a meme of lbj searching how to return a bunch of suits and they didn’t even use their own search engine
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    • Yahoo may have made mistakes, but in the end they are billionaires. And I'm a hundredaire.
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    • I just redownloaded iFunny I have like 10k missed features to catch up on from the last two years. Sometimes I really hate this app.
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    • Yahoo was leveon bell before leveon bell
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    • No the blockbuster and Netflix story is worse
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    • Yeah but if yahoo bought it then whos to say it wouldnt have been ruined
      Vices 15 jun
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    • You know how terrible it would be to not have google chrome
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    • Yahoogle
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    • Yeah but yahoos still worth 4.6 billion. Im worth less than the toilet im sitting on
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    • Yahoo is the idiot search engine.
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    • So glad they didn’t buy it at first then that would’ve been awful
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    • Heres a story. A man was stranded on his house during a flood, the man prays to God that a miracle happens and he be saved. Few minutes later a man on a boat comes along and the man turns him away saying "I'm waiting for god" same thing happens with another boat and a rescue chopper. Then he dies.
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    • What a bunch of yahoos
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    • ShadBases 14 jun
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    • Just as there were many gods in the past, the corporations and companies of today are contemporary titans and forces that are involved with the trajectory of our society.
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    • Still made $4.6 billion more than me🤷‍♂️
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    • A small loan of a million dollars
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    • This is what being a boujee mf gets you
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    • Bet, I bought the s9+ a meer month before the 10 came out, i bought my car a year before they upgraded the model to be 2 wheel drive to 4, and most recently I bought sims 4 fo $30 and about 5 days later it was on sale for only $8
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    • Weather we wanted it or not. We have stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars.
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    • YahooTube
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    • Yahoo: (Is billion dollar company). Me: yeah I’m better than yahoo(broke af with a negative bank account)
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    • I’d buy yahoo for 6 dollars and a handjob
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    • Bunch of yahoos..
      ak852 14 jun
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    • No yahoo is still better than us because they have $4.6 billion more than 100% of people on this app.
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    • But if Yahoo had purchased Google, there is a good chance Google wouldn't have been successful.
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    • Tomio 14 jun
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    • Yahoo trash
      zxasy 14 jun
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    • Definition of woulda shoulda coulda
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    • And now Google’s founder is worth 50 billion
      Obscene 14 jun
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    • Sounds like either way they still have billions more dollars than I do?
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    • How do u turn down 40 billion
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    • Hindsight is 20/20. it only seems obvious to us now.
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    • 4.6 billion more dollars than me though
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    • I do not have 4.6 billion dollars
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    • It’s a billion dollar company so they’re still doing better than me
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    • They were given 4 chances
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    • It smell like broke in here
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    • Yah(big)oo(f)
      JoeBroe 13 jun
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    • Or when blockbuster refused to buy Netflix to run their delivery and online services
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