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    • The shit people jump at, this guy got arrested for school threat and the police and everyone were like “hE haD kNivEs iN hIs hOuSe” I was like Um who tf doesn’t
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    • Lol I be posting the menu to the drugs I got and they dont bat an eye
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    • Some dumb whore reported a guys story when it said he need fuel for tonight’s dance while showing an apple. Dude got suspended and wasn’t allowed to go to any school event for the remainder of highschool
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    • So who the fuck reported it?
      Linx 11 jul
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    • I remember one time I got the cops called on me for posting a picture of a gun I got for Christmas on snapchat
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    • Your little knees must be sore. From jumping to conclusions.
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    • Let's be real, unless it's a drastic change no one really notices a new haircut.
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    • What is "ASGASHS LMAO"
      MatteoD 11 jul
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    • The person who contacted the police about you is the same type of person that told the /|/azis Ann frank was in the attic
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    • My highschool was so hated that it got over 200 threats and they had to shut down for a semester so we had to attend another school
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    • At my school one guy posted threats and saying dont come to school tomorrow and posted pics of some guns. Everyone ignored the threats and didn't report him
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    • When I was a kid my bully and his friends were following myself and a friend from his house to mine. I had my Xbox in my bag, they threatened to steal it so I pulled out my 4 inch pocket knife and they fucked off quick. Next week at school they search my shit and start questioning me smh
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    • PorkSword 11 jul
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    • Some kid who was a wanna be blood posted a picture of him with a gun right before school started. Everyone freaked out the cops and his parents were called. It was a fucking BB gun.
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    • Bruh i got a haircut and people complimented me on it a week later and didn't believe I didn't just get it
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    • People who have a mental breakdown mid sentence and drag their face across the keys shouldn't be allowed within ten feet of electronics for their own safety
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    • “OMG, you’re so cute!”
      Skrunky 11 jul
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    • AGASHS LMAO
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    • MatteoD 11 jul
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    • White people
      kanep0e 11 jul
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    • Ok so now what if a girl posted it
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    • I got suspended for drawing a stick man with a knife, meant to be solid snake, in 3rd grade
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    • I got investigated like this. I had recently bought doc martens and I posted a picture saying coming soon. Long story short they swatted me and made me feel like shit because I had an air soft gun
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    • What a conclusion to jump to
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    • You get mad when authorities look into things that can relate to a sh00ting but when they don't look you blame them for not looking
      NoNameGuy 11 jul
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    • At my highschool a guy posted a picture with his gun with a caption that read “new strap “ and some freshmen edited it to say “brooks next” and then the guy got detained
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    • People extra dumb
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    • Nice cut G
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    • Typing in all caps doesn't make you funny and neither is mashing your keyboard
      SamInABox 11 jul
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    • Abdjheiwndksksksksksk LMAO, tee hee I'm soOO quirky
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    • People on (my) sc stories sell weed, vape, knives, film themselves smoking a blunt or drinking, but the haircut guy gets the police called on him?? Bs
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    • Bruh I had a friend post a new airsoft gun he got and clearly captioned it on insta, and then the cops got called on him and he was suspended from school. The world we live in
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    • Girl at my school got suspended for posting a meme about Columbine at like midnight on the anniversary it happened. Popular girls saw it and got scared
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    • Same thing happened to me, I was gonna wear my halo helmet and blast the halo theme when I walked in on the series’ anniversary, and people thought I was gonna sho0t up the school. Pissed me straight tf off
      mcbitchy 11 jul
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    • People who call the cops without proof of anything are fucking retarded
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    • I got pulled into the councilors office frequently because they though I was a school sh00ter or some shit. I just don’t like talking to people.
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    • This is textbook definition of racism but since he’s white the media doesn’t give a shit
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    • In 7th grade i posted a video on snapchat of me sh00ting my bb gun and mfs reported me to the school as suicidal
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    • Omg I'm so Qwurky😳💀🤔👉🌲🥬 HFKAVXBEINWJAHDBFJJHSGSHSHAHSHAHAHAEDEDEDSECSEXSEXSEX
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    • What does AGAHSHS stand for?
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    • y'all really pissed that the dude got investigated like tf ppl seeing it supposed to do just hope that their school doesn't get shot up tommorow?
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    • This is what red flag laws are gonna do to law abiding gun owners.
      TexasBall 11 jul
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    • I held a an obvious airsoft gun in a mirror and posted it with the caption “don’t come to school tomorrow” almost got expelled for that shit.
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    • So, I've seen my friends one time during the pandemic. But before it and before school was cancelled, we celebrated Pi Day on March 14th, we spent the day on the 13th and I brought banana creme pie. The last words to my friends were, "See you tomorrow at school." later that night school was...
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    • Real shit someone posted “don’t come to school tomorrow” with a pic of a nerf gun at my middle school and they got suspended for 2 weeks
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    • I got reported to the school for sending a columbine meme to the group chat. Then they tried to lie to me and my mom saying I brought knives to school lmao. Because I had some cool ones at home that I collect.
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    • Kids at my school would post what drugs they were selling and no one cared.
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    • “I- JAIL- HDBDBDBDBDHDJWKW” -words from a ret@rd
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    • I said gum in class once and the police came and searched me
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    • Hey I was a felon at 14 because I posted a picture of a BB gun and then spent a month in the juvenile detention area
      popsine76 11 jul
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    • I FUCKING LOVE BEING TOLD MY COMMENT IS SPAM FUCK YOU IFUNNY IM JUST TRYING TO VENT ABOUT MY SHITTY LIFE
      Midoriyan 13 jul
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    • I had a friend in high school who had a "hit list", turns out he was trying to write a book and he was going to put those people in it as characters to off later on. He was expelled.
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    • Seems fake
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    • Americans be like
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    • I don't know what's worse the fact that people just automatically assumed a mass deadening or that this guy was dumb enough to think it wouldn't be the outcome
      JNichs095 11 jul
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    • Had a kid at the school I used to go to post on yikyak that was gonna be an explosive day at school the next day with a bomb emoji and of course the cops found out who it was
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    • nobody noticed my haircut D:
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    • Kids these days are terrified by a fly buzzing around unexpectedly
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    • “mY bRoThEr PoStED tHIs oN sNaPCHaT GHagGahGs”
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    • AGAHSAS
      Luffgeta 12 jul
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    • Valyrison 11 jul
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    • Why kind of person are you where the kids that know you from school got afraid of that post?
      kamsayn 11 jul
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    • Some kid brought a airsoft gun to school once and posted it on snapchat makin it seem like he was gonna sh00t it up. I think he got arrested idk tho
      WardedMan 11 jul
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    • Wow jeez
      LadySigyn 11 jul
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    • Fucking cops ruined the surprise
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    • Cops are worried bout this but let wayfair traffic kids
      __DMT__ 13 jul
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    • I was expelled from school on the RUMOR I owned a gun, that devolved into a rumor about a hit list and that in turn devolved into a closet full of rifles ready to rock the school. Long story short I got my GED
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    • Near where I live, a kid that was in the same pe class as me a few months back murdered a kid with 5 other people during a drug deal. Kinda scary tbh:/
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    • Literal police state
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    • A kid in my grade got expelled for sending someone a picture of a gun he got as a gift
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    • Can’t blame them you can’t be too careful
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    • This is what china flue and Democrats have done to our society
      Doctor_O 11 jul
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    • I had someone in my school play gunshots on a speaker, safe to say he got arrested
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    • Hshcysjqkosjxbwmwki sdoxuw. Funny ammiright?
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    • People are crying about this but at least they are trying to prevent s c h o o l S h o o t I n g s
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    • a guy at my school got pinned down for “bringing a knife to school”. he had a pen
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    • Im ready to commit suicide because ifunny says my comments dont matter. Spam comment spam comment go fuck yourself
      Midoriyan 13 jul
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    • I remeber me and this guy pulled a really fucking stupid prank, where we brought nerf guns in. And would shot the teacher behind my back. Teacher caught us and we got sent to the Heads office. My very White friend got Detention, I, a very black child, was suspended for a week and Had CPS called....
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    • This gets people in trouble but kaitlin bennet is just "weird" ??
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    • Liberals call people flakes and pussies for not wearing a mask meanwhile there’s facts and incidents where bad things happen with them. But then get scared to death about someone’s haircut
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    • Lmfao, I've threaten my high school about 5 time and the worst I've gotten was a semester of suspension.
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    • YRSDU HV HIFZYUYV LMFAOOOOOO
      dudeno4 12 jul
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    • A kid at my old high school got suspended because someone thought he had a gun. He had an “L” shaped flashlight. He still got in trouble. You have to love the dictatorships that are public school.
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    • So for prom senior year a friend and I got these massive Nerf guns for this catwalk type modeling thing we do beforehand and I posted the "don't come to prom" shit on my SC story. Someone screenshot it, and reported it about this one kid who was a huge gun nut and he got suspended for 2 weeks.
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    • Yup, keep on believing in those socialist ideologies and this is what you get. An orwellian culture.
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    • We had the cops come to high school once when a bunch of freshmen commented how a kid who had his hood on made him look like a school sh00ter on snapchat
      JR_Riddle 12 jul
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    • “Ejcksheveuwndgseufbslsbeh” Shut the fuck up.
      Rightful 12 jul
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    • My bf's little sister wrote "Ki11 me now" on her snapchat and the next day, everyone in town thought she was suicidal. She had parents coming over checking on her, people calling her mom and asking if everything was okay. She was so embarrassed to be the talk of the town
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    • Years ago when I was in highschool, I was talking about firearm laws and why they are unjust. Someone anonymously reported me to the principle that I had a gun.
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    • Same thing happened at my school except he was my best friend. The school expelled him and he was sent to military school. I havent talked to him since. That was three years ago.
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    • Bruh someone at my school made a twitter account a few years ago before easter and started posting about an "egg hunt coming to a blue ribbon school near you" and everyone freaked tf out.
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    • Why do people type random letters when expressing laughter. Like do you want me to go to your house and murd3r you
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    • AGSHAH SO FUNNY
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    • Not your brother you lying cunt.
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    • Then the kid with the bomb has the teachers be like nice clock haha
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    • scrubsinc 11 jul
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    • Break the two party system in America to enact change
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