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    • Staying Away From You!
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    • Here’s a tip: don’t work. Stand under a broken sign and get a concussion and then sue the company for 14 mil
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    • My old job didn’t want to pay overtime so if you clocked in early or even 5 min late us get written up
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    • The final minutes to your shift ending go slow as fuck
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    • THREE MINUTES OF PLAYTIME!
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    • BONESAAAAAW IS REEEEEADY!!!
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    • Worked at a warehouse for a while. It was really big and I worked near the back end of it, so when I clocked out at 3, I would be out of the building by like 3:15 and in my car by 3:20. One day one of the electric pallet jack drivers is like "Want a lift, kid?" And I was like "Is that allowed?"(1)
      Shoggoth 3 aug
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    • My manager hates letting people get overtime so we're encouraged to leave as soon as we can
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    • BONESAW IS READEE
      Lampini 3 aug
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    • BOOOOONNNEEESAWWWWISSREEEEAAAADDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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    • It’s the equivalent of, “ the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do!” 🤣😂
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    • My boss is a childhood friend and he be doing the same hoe ass shit.
      kanep0e 3 aug
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    • Then they turn that 3 minutes into another 2 hours to work on a project
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    • Managers=Dictators
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    • Three minutes of playtime...
      Jedika 3 aug
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    • I work from 7-6 😞
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    • My job i get out at 4am. Literally every day the supervisor that relieves me comes in 30 mind late. Jokes on them I got a better job and start friday
      Grada 4 aug
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    • You know some of my employees do that but i dont really care cause i do the same shit to the next manager
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    • I'm a simple man. I see Macho Man Randy Savage in a meme, I instantly smile it...
      eda83 4 aug
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    • Some lousy Karen shows up 2 minutes before close.
      V_ortekz 3 aug
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    • My job has a 3 minute grace period which lets you clock in 3 minutes late without being late and you can clock out 3 minutes early so that you don’t accidentally clock out late
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    • My boss let's me leave a half hour early and I still get the same pay sometimes lmao
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    • What really irritated me and made me hate my last job is when I (who works my ass off 6/7 days a week) asks to leave a half hour early because it’s slow and my section is almost empty, but of course the answer is no. But when the guy who comes in late gets to leave early cause “he wasn’t working any
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    • The nacho man slept with a underage Stephanie
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    • And then Spidey whupped his ass
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    • I missed my school bus once cause my teacher was throwing a fit for no reason.
      GeoXev 3 aug
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    • Or they make you fo something that takes like 20 mins and your like 😑
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    • Lol time clock employees be like
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    • My boss makes me stay 30 minutes late
      shrex 3 aug
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    • Me tryin a leave at 3:47 manager: do the dishes then you can leave me: yay yesyesyes fun getting paid to squirt dishes Manager an hour later: your still fucking here I said do a few dishes not all of them Leave dude
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    • Staying away from you
      Cr1tikal 3 aug
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 3 aug
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    • I hate people who can't be bothered to stay and work their whole shift
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    • Bored of the endless scrolling? Come check out my Minecraft server bc why not. Mc(.)igniscraft(.)net it’s economy survival ;)
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    • Have fun getting fired for job abandonment
      Nerdgasm 3 aug
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    • Getting to leave work at 9:00am is AMAZING
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    • Its 4:57pm rn dudes
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    • I just sit in a room at the end of the day for 20-30 min before 4. Props of being a city worker
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    • Them three minutes feel like 3 hours
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    • I got such bad diarrhea right now :/
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    • This applies to teachers as well
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    • 3 minutes of play timeeee
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    • I remember when macho man shit his pants at gold's gym in Tampa. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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    • Hell my boss leaves with me
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    • I once had a boss who when we were stuck after work for reasons like a stubborn late arriving customer, would claim that "since it was past closing I don't have to pay you" and you would be surprised at who the court sided with on that one.
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    • RIP Randy Savage
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    • Bonesaws readyy
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    • I leave 10 minutes early...bosses don't care.
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    • 3 minutes of play time
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    • More like teachers when you start getting your stuff ready for the next class
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    • Spodermen
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    • Just saw his Dark side of the ring with Elizabeth. God, Lex Luger sucks.
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    • Rip Macho Man
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    • Boss let me out 15 mins early today. Not much of a difference but I cant complain
      _Dmitri_ 6 aug
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    • BONESAW
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    • I’m a cook so I’m required to stay an hour after close
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    • Haven’t seen this on in at least 2 years and still hear it in his voice.
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    • i just collapsed at work now i’m home
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    • “That’s a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?”
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    • 3 minutes of playtime
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    • my manager doesn’t want me getting overtime a lot so he just takes one of my day off on the next week if I overtime 10 mins 4 times or it adds to at least 30 mins
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    • I'm allowed to clock out 9 minutes before shift end... Ya'll wrong af you think I'm not all about that.
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    • 3 minutes of... PLAYTIIIME
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    • Yesterday they scheduled me to end at 6:45, and I had to be somewhere at 7. They started getting fussy with me when I told them I had to leave at 6:45, despite them being the person who made the schedule
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    • 3 minutes of 👋🏽 playtime 👋🏽
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    • My boss doesn't expect us to work overtime but does encourage it. We're also generally allowed to have flexible hours- as an intern i am a bit more limited since my work is so closely driven by others, but I can show and up and leave 30 minutes early in a given day if I need to be somewhere at 5
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    • What always made no sense about work was that you could be late a get fired. But stay after and it means near to nothing. Staying 3 minutes after and being 3 minutes late have the same energy. But power heads think otherwise
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    • If I leave 3 minutes early my boss don’t give a shit. I a car washer at a body shop so he gives me hours and when I come that day and he tells me what cars will be finished and ready for wash that day and after the last one I can go home. Sometimes it’s earlier then the hour sometimes it’s later
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    • My supervisor gave me shit for talking 10 minutes before clocking out. I get his reasoning, but he was a dick calling me out like 40 ft away.
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    • Why tf am I green man this ain't cool
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    • More like 3 more hours
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    • Gotta love and hate flat rate cuz if theres nothing to do, I can just leave cuz im not getting paid
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    • Thankfully my bosses aren't thag petty
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    • Idc. That’s 3 extra minutes I’m gettin paiddddd
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    • at my job we always hang around for another 15 mins after we’re supposed to clock out
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    • That's three minutes of WORK TIME
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    • Teachers weren't trying to prepare uoh for college. They were trying to prepare you for a job. 🤯
      radninja 5 aug
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    • I was waiting by the punch out clock for abbecause there was nothing else left to do for the night and a co-manager from another department decided to come over and try giving me a lecture about how if I have 4 minutes to sit here and have 4 minutes to work and I told her if
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    • My manager let me go 20 minutes early today...
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    • *hits overrime* manager: gets angry
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    • My teachers when the bell is about to ring.
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    • Saw this at exactly 4:57pm
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    • I usually send people home 10 mins early if its slow
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    • I usually punch out at or around midnight and I'm still 15 oh and I start work at 11
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    • Bruh that’s why I like Boeing’s machinists union, you can literally show up for an hour and leave as long as you have sick leave to cover it
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    • Yep at Walmart I got 3 mins left I’m going slow af and walking to the computer to clock out and making sure my manger is no we’re near me
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    • Also teachers
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    • 3 MINUTES OF PLAYTIME!!
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    • "Three minutes of PLAYTIME"
      rota1799 4 aug
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    • How does a guy this shredded just die.. rip Randy Savage
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    • Damn I just recently found out who macho man was and damn I regret not playing as him back in my ps2 days
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    • I've never had that problem. My managers are always cool with people leaving a little early. If it's really not busy they'll ask if anyone wants to leave at what would originally just be their break. My jobs pretty chill.
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    • I just ask someone to clean up or stock something really quick, then send them on their way
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    • My current job is nice cause you can leave like 30 minutes early cause the closing crew has been there since 11 so as long as we aren’t busy or doing something we can head out early
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    • Told my boss that if the company fell apart because I was five minutes late that it said more about him than it did me. Worth the write up.
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