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me: hi can I please give u all of my money
college: no you got a B in geometry when you were 14
me: ok sorry for asking
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    • "No, we're almost full and you're not black"
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    • I graduated high school with a 2.7 and still got accepted into the college I wanted.
      Apteros 6 sep
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    • people spend 4 years in college to go into a field that wants someone that spent the last 4 years in that field already
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    • If you want to go to college but got bad grades just do two years of community college and gets As if you can get As in that college you’ll do fine at a bigger university
      mingming 6 sep
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    • Most colleges accept most applicants. I have some really fucking stupid people on my classes
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    • College is for suckers just become a slave to the banks as an independent contractor
      Shibauna 6 sep
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    • Just identify as a minority. They will accept any retard with dark skin to get tax cuts
      FatFrog 6 sep
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    • Some colleges will take anyone though tbh
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    • Literally can't fathom how some of these people are actually in college. Like, we'll be on problem number 20 and some dumbass is still trying to install excel.
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    • As someone who has gone through more higher education than most (degree path changer), I'll give this advice: it doesn't matter where you go to college, unless you need to make connections for your future career (like business at Harvard). If your future career has an earning potential below-
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    • You got a B once when you were 14 but this kid who plays sports has constantly bad grades and we gave him a scholarship
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    • Because they want to look better compared to other colleges, which will get them more money since more people will want to go
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    • Ew college 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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    • Yo some advice to people, i graduated with a 4.2 gpa and a valedictorian, the dumbest fuckboy i knew had straight D’s and F’s and got into Fresno state just like me with financial help. Highschool aint shit. Dont let teachers make you think you NEED good ass grades, and go to a 2 year then a 4 year.
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    • The ACT/SAT is the only thing that actually matters to colleges. Grades just help with some scholarships
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    • I failed some classes freshman year due to an extended hospital visit and had to retake them over summer. Since then my grades were low average and ACT scores were average. Got into an average, in-state college and gonna get a business degree. I don’t need a degree from an expensive, high-end (1/2)
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    • Did I mention I was black? University:👀
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    • How do i raise my GPA. I just started sophomore year. My grades are all A's rn but I really shit the bed last year. I wanna go to Harvard law. Any advice?
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    • Don’t forget the “Ok, here’s $100 for letting me ask anyway”
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    • Go for a 2 year associates at a community college to raise your gpa, then you can finish getting your bachelors at another college
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    • They've lowered the standards at places that aren't big ivy league schools, which you don't need anyway.
      EdgeRuko 6 sep
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    • Do universities in the us really check that far back? In Ontario at least all that’s was checked was our grade 11 marks for early acceptance (in like January) or just our grade 12 marks for regular acceptances
      8Gaming 7 sep
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    • Ok but I get college for free, so I dont have to pay debt 😎
      Slank 6 sep
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    • Say ur native American
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    • College is such a fucking rip off, and I'm one of the idiots paying for it.
      DIOs_mio 7 sep
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    • I don’t have big plans for life but I’m going to travel around for a bit. Being a pizza delivery driver is easy work and it pays good so when I move states that is what I will be doing. I’ll also probably get a degree in biology bc I wanna be a park ranger, but a traveling pizza delivery driver is
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    • I mean I get it if you were to just let anybody into Stanford or any other Ivy League school then the credibility of that schools name goes down
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    • I graduated high school with a 2.0, and I got into college entirely on test grades.
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    • College sucks ass, but it’s the only way for me to become a geneticist, so I don’t have much of a choice. If worst comes to worst I can always just be a plumber or something
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    • My GPA was kinda shit cause I just didn’t really try. I just did enough. I loved high school if I’m being honest, I was just there to get out of the house tho. I started trying before it was too late. I ended up with a 3.4 GPA which is like a B+ average. Could’ve easily got a 4.0 but I’m a fuck up
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    • Jongin 6 sep
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    • Wasnt there studies and a whole court case on how afirmative action helped white women way more then black?
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    • I’m about to have to take the SAT boys. Wish me luck, possibly to no avail.
      Titus770 7 sep
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    • I got the best grades in school of all my friends, but my Hispanic friend got better financial aid because he’s a minority and my Native American friend got it almost completely free because he’s Native American. Where tf my white privilege at? Not tryna sound political but I’m really upset ab this
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    • Can I go up to my neck in student debt to get a shit education, and get hammered every night?
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    • College is not just about the job, but you learn things like how to manage your time. Be social. Work with others. Do tedious tasks. Be productive and efficient. Plus all the material you learn. You might make the same money as a mechanic but you’re smarter by going to college. Hence higher educatio
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    • Me looking at his username
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    • Imagine a private company having to allow you to extensively overpay for their service
      nk361 7 sep
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    • I doubt I’ll be able to do anything with college, I haven’t been able to get even all C’s at least since maybe elementary. I have extreme trouble doing that shit since I hate it, so I would usually need someone to one on one with me to get me interested or to even care but the school system said nah
      JetCheck 9 sep
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    • *Kid throws ball far* oh you got a D in every class for 4 years.....come on in and it on the house
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    • In case you wanted proof that ppl just like to bitch this meme is a great example
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    • I feel like this college system is attracting the wrong people into fields they're not passionate about. The misconception that a good degree gets you a better job which in turn gets you more money oversaturates the workforce with ppl who don't care for their work.
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    • I am 3 and half years in college had a 2.2 in high school never taken the sat or act. I have a 3.3 in college it's all about showing up and just doing the work and you will be fine
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    • At least with what I know you don't take geometry at 14 normally
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    • If you got a B in geometry at 14 you were probably in junior high which colleges don't look at so I get what it's trying to say but they could at least make it accurate
      MemeDMON 7 sep
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    • College is a scam. Just go to trade school so you can work grueling hours of menial labor at a job you hate.
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    • You just saved yourself thousands and didn’t risk degenerate brainwashing.
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    • Y’all are saying that college is useless and you should just skip it, but I think it would be better if I went to med school before becoming a doctor...
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    • The only "picky" school I have a personal experience with is UCLA. My friend applied there with a 3.8 gpa and got denied
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    • This is so true I graduated high school with 22 college credits and wouldn't be allowed into the University of Minnesota because my high school GPA was a 3.4. but my college gpa was a 3.6.
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    • CollegeIsAScamCollegeIsAScamCollegeIsAScamCollegeIsAScam
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    • I graduated Highschool with a 1.6 because I never wrote a single paper or did a single piece of homework but nailed all the tests with perfect or near perfect scores. college is a scam, avoid debt, learn a trade, make 80k a year, be happy.
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    • A backup option is to go to community college and then try transferring to the college you’d like
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    • Bruh I got a c in biology junior year and the school I wanted still let me in and gave me a ton of scholarships.
      Thurmite 6 sep
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    • Almost like they dont want to set you up for failure? I get the joke but ya.. it's the same concept in Jobs that want experience.
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    • Stop saying “tbh.” Just shut the fuk up, it has completely lost its meaning.
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    • Look join the navy or Air Force get a tech rate and boom free education and you don’t do any work
      CCBryan 6 sep
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    • I’m going to community college soon... I’m absolutely terrified how I’m going to handle required writing classes because I literally have never written a real essay in my life and I don’t know how. I don’t know how to even start learning
      Prismic 6 sep
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    • College was honestly the worst experience in my life
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    • Ugh I owe my college money and I’m so glad it’s my last year. Like I play animal crossing during all my zoom classes I don’t even care.
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    • College is a scam, just do online college and get your degree. No one cares about what school you went to
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    • It's because they want higher success rates so they can pull in more money, almost like profit
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    • LMAI
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    • College is fucked, don't go unless you absolutely want to
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    • I worked 2 different jobs sometimes 3 when I was 16, and helped pay Bills I didnt have time for homework (I could do homework sometimes at work) but my grades slipped to the point where I barely graduated.. I dont think I can get into any college 😪
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    • the intelligence gap is massive in college
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    • Just get a 26 on your act and an engineering school like MSOE will give you money to go there. I still pay 30000 a year but the school is usually 50000
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    • bro... I have a B in geometry rn....
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    • College is a fucking joke. Don’t waste your time and money PLEASE.
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    • This is just what the high schools tell you they try to make it out that you need to be in a top 10 school where it fr dont matter most schools follow the same curriculum now anyways
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    • I’m Canadian and I only tried my senior year of highschool and I got into a well rated university ez.
      Fractall 9 sep
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    • Lmao right?
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    • Literally lie and say you're black. Its actually pretty wild how low their tests scores can be for them to get Into top unies. Look up the kid that wrote "black lives matter" a bunch of times for his essay requirement and still got into Harvard. Shit is crazy.
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    • Barboach 9 sep
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    • *more than all of my money
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    • Literally got into college when I hadn't even finished high school. Not even a high school student, literally was just an 18 y/o drop out. Weirdos let me in lmao
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    • I was class rank 57 and got into VT, my buddy was 59th and didnt. Exact same GPA
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    • If there is 1 spot left at a university and a white and a black guy apply with the exact same grades and GPA. The black guy will get the position more often than not. Why isn't anyone talking about black privilege
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    • Wait really cause I got a B in geometry last year
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    • God people have no idea what affirmative action is they just think it means they'll accept anybody if they're a minority which isnt the case, do some research instead of getting your news from memes
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    • I am 99% european but since my dad is from spain, i can call myself hispanic and cheat the fuck out of racist affermative action despite being almost 100% white.
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    • Not only did i smash the minimum requirements, i took one of the classes from the program while i was in my last year of hs (grade 12) and got 93% and they still fuckin rejected me are you kidding?!
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    • Thank you Biden for removing bankruptcy protection for student loan borrowers, skyrocketing tuition rates and creating the student loan crisis.
      jshfry4 8 sep
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    • Look, I’m a white middle class retard and I got into a good school with a scholarship. If y’all can’t do it idk what to say
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    • It's cost money to have them tell you no
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    • these are funny bc they aren’t true. i failed my way through high school and got many scholarships to my university. plus i’m white
      Ways 8 sep
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    • I got so many F’s and I still got accepted... didn’t go, but I got accepted
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    • College isn’t hard to get in to. Especially public college, literally just don’t fail and that’s it
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    • Wait.. if I get get a B this year in geometry they won’t let me into college 😀
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    • Im in my last year of college for computer science. If anyone needs advice hmu
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    • Quick question for anyone... I'm a senior and I have okay grades. Does being the first in your family to go to college help in anyway?
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    • Trade schools are cheaper, shorter, they actually prepare you for your job and aren’t a complete waste of time, and you come out getting a job almost immediately making fucking stacks
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    • Trade school
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    • All of “your” money
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    • I’m just saying if you have autism they’ll want you more than anyone cause the state will pay the schools. (Pennsylvania)
      BrevonNe 8 sep
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    • I go to community college
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