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    • It’s worse when they don’t even hurry or anything. Just casually browse and waddle around the store.
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    • Jimmyy 21 aug
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    • More like when an entire family goes on a goddam shopping spree at 11:00 at night and gets mad at it being slow despite there only being one cashier who’s working late
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    • So we close early sometimes if we don't get walk ins and reservations are filled. I told my manager about how ABSOLUTELY pissed people got when I said that and he's just like "those people have never worked retail before then. From a managerial position we lose money by staying open for no reason"
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    • I tell them we’re shutting down the registers 5 minutes after closing. Sent people out the door without their groceries cuz they decided to come to the register like 20 minutes later
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    • "I made it, didnt I?"
      Zuull 21 aug
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    • So I had this lady yesterday come in and asked if I could do a return for her. She had 290 items on this receipt and she wanted to transfer the cost from her personal card to her business card. On top of all this, she didn't even have the items with her so, I had to type in 290 individual SKUs.
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    • Restaurant workers when a party of 15 walks in 10 minutes to close
      Stile 21 aug
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    • I dont mind it unless they trash the store or ask the dumbass "you have any in the back" type questions.
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    • I've had a customer come in 15 to close, ask for assistance 10 minutes later, and my coworker helped him until he checked out 15 minutes after close, and THEN did a return immediately afterwards, which took another 10 minutes.
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    • As a cashier I beg ppl not to do this, you literally had all fucking day to do your shopping, why must you come in 20 mins before the store closes and check out 2 mins before I get to go home after dealing with selfishly self richust retards all day
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    • I feel this man. 10 minutes before closing at panda express they complained there wasn't enough food and demanded me make more. Oh boy was I in a mood of angry
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    • If you do shit like this on a regular basis, you are garbage, a piece of shit, a pile of moldy cum that grew arms and legs and a shitty personality.
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    • It sucks when people go in late, but youve still got a job to do for the next ten minutes
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    • I work at Office Depot and it's always some family with 4+ kids with 100+ items on each of their fucking lists. And then they complain to me that the store should be open longer during back to school season. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS WHORE.
      IZ_YOU_OK 21 aug
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    • “Sorry! We’re running a little behind! Ha ha ha!” BITCH, SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW.
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    • People who say “it’s their job tho” have clearly never worked in their life and just use their parents money
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    • okay but honestly fuck anyone who does this. like fuck their whole bloodline for years to come. i went in lowe's one time accidentally thinking they closed at 10 and the lady insisted she could help me and i refused to let her and insisted on coming back tomorrow because it was my bad not theirs
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    • Retail is the most god awful thing in existence. I worked at dollar general for a year and a half and now I’m working on going off grid for the soul purpose of not having to see another human being for as long as possible.
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    • Our thoughts and prayers go out to all retail workers on holidays and all pizza delivery people on Halloween. Been there, done that.
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    • Fuck those people. I hope your kids fail their classes and you develope a gambling and drug problem
      foxxyboi 21 aug
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    • I never understood why people ALWAYS come to stores before closing, like motherfuckers, wtf have you been doing from 8am till 6pm. Or even 11pm.
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    • Seriously fuck those people
      420docaz 21 aug
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    • One time when I was working at dollar general, a grown ass retard showed up 6 minutes before, got a grocery cart. The lights shut off. We're still waiting. They don't give a single fuck. A total of 10 minutes now after they showed up. We lie to get them moving. "Hey, registers shut themselves down
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    • This noon at my work threw a tantrum when some fat chick pulled up 3 minutes before we closed and ordered tater tots
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    • “We made it just in time”
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    • As someone who works in retail, fuck any of you that unironically do this
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    • To people saying it's our job and we are open. My store closes at 11p, every other week we get 2 old sisters who come in at 9. They dont come to the resgister till 11:10 or later with multiple full carts, coupons, food stamps, and all. Ya I'm going to bitch when i see them cause I'm not closing up
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    • Working at Staples is probably the worst thing for the back to school season. Having a shitty DM doesn't help either. Fuck you, Martha!
      Hulking 20 aug
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    • The people saying "it's your job" are missing the point. The hours on the door say close at 10? It is ok if you come in at 9:55, just be out at 10. If you are still there at 10:05, that is AFTER closing, and just makes you an asshole
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    • I work at cvs. Where the customers get mad because we dont sell trash cans.
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    • So it goes like this. The people who say “get over it it’s your job” haven’t worked retail or food. What they fail to understand is that your “10min browse” makes a close go from x mins cuz you had to stop what ur doing to an extended hour so now you’re getting home at 12am instead of 10:30pm.
      cheezy21285 a month
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    • I always feel bad so I get my shit quick and get out
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    • My mom did this kind of thing a lot. But she would always try to hurry. She worked really late and we were really poor.
      Grunting 21 aug
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    • "we close in half an hour" "okay i'll be quick" "maam we're closed please check out" "not a problem" "maam we closed 15 minutes ago please check out" "on my way" "maam you've been here since the shadow ages we just want to go home"
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    • I literally started as a cashier 3 days ago, and I already know how that feels
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    • If I walk in 10-15 minutes before closing, I at least make sure that I am out before or at closing
      spantin 21 aug
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    • This doesn’t happens to me cause my managers are nice and say “I’ll take over for you sweetie, you can clock out now”
      JustinA_ 21 aug
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    • a few days ago i had to bag 3 full carts ($620.12 worth) of things a customer bought as we were closing, i went home and fucking broke down
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    • And then gets mad that the staff was “impatient” or “rude”. Then proceeds to give a one star review in yelp for being a fuckass
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    • I work at Home Depot as a loader and since it’s summer break still, ya got entire families walking in like its Disney land, and I’m just standing there wanting to say “Welcome to Home Depot, thanks for bringing your fucking kids”.
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    • I’m sorry we don’t have time for your failed experiments
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    • I work at home Depot. 5 Mexicans walked in and wanted to purchase an oven and a refrigerator. Three (3) minutes before closing. And wanted me to sell it to them. I work in flooring. Idk jack diddly fuck abt appliances or how to sell them 🤦🏻‍♂️
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    • My first year in tenth grade, was my sisters first year in her new school, she cried about having only 3 binders, 5 notebooks, a pencil pouch, not the right kind of markers, not having headphones, and some other bullshit, and I went to school, the entire year, with a goddamn pen and notebook
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    • I work in a fast casual restaurant. I have some stuff I can do before I clean the dining room. So as long as you’re out by the time I am ready to start, that’s fine. But I’m not supposed to deep clean with people still there, so if you’re still here 30~ after, you are inhibiting me from doing my job
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    • Me when I get last minute customers
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    • The main reason people in retail complain about this is usually the employees have to be out of there by a certain time after closing or else they get a write up.
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    • I don’t work in retail, but I’m restaurants, so I know the pain; probably even more so. Honestly, people, check when the store closes and please do your best to show up at a decent hour. An awful rush is better than one late comer
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    • This is retail workers when anything happens.
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    • Hello how may help at this late in night
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    • People that come into a store 5 minutes before close for a full shopping trip deserve to be fucking shot
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    • Retail employees in general. My life is misery and pain, but I'm always, "Fine, and you?"
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    • People saying "but its your job..." have literatly never worked retail, ever. I barely get paid enough for the hours Im scheduled to be here Karen, I'm sorry if not everybody else gets to be exactly where you are in life. Everyone has different things effecting their life, let people vent.
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    • Its annoying but ill still serve or help you with a smile on my face. People who have worked in the industry tend to be more sympathetic and wont go into a business the last 10-15 minutes, at least i myself won't unless its for something small and quick.
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    • Some noon at target literally 5 minutes b4 close came to my electronics area took a pic of himself on the iphone, made it the screensaver then dumped a gallon of glue in the middle of the fucking isle. It ruined my converse and now i have the fuckers picture so if i see him again. Its time for a 15
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    • I work retail and have had this so many times so whenever I go to a store that closing soon I haul ass and get whatever so I don’t look like a dickhead taking my time
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    • At my last job we would close up early to keep this from happening
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    • Me: Welcome to (store) can I help you find anything? Customer: No we’re just looking around. Me: Just letting you know we close in 3 minutes. Customer: we know. Me on the inside: THEN FUCKING LEAVE AND COME BACK TOMORROW
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    • I walked into Wendy’s ten minutes before closing at 10 with my friends and I saw one of the employees faces fall, so being an ok person I actually tipped him even though he wasn’t the one helping us because it’s just shitty to show up 10 minutes before close.
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    • Employee-“ma’am is there anything i can help you with...”. Customer-“NoW HoLd on”
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    • I use to work in the mall. People would come in right before close. Stay for 30+ minutes and then not buy anything. 🙃
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    • Yes... I feel the same way when ppl come in and want me to make keys for them
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    • Perks of being a manager, I can just make them leave
      DiHard 21 aug
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    • My manager will tell them to leave and then proceed to shut the lights off to push them out if they are past closing
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    • Better yet, I worked on commission. Customer comes in five minutes before closing, asks a ton of questions about a service that's uncommon and I need to sell. Keeps me there for two hours the doesn't ever buy
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    • Fuck you if you do this
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    • We closed at 9 pm and shut the doors off and this customer decided to open the doors and yell I just need my damn dog food at 9:15 or we just get the people waiting for their late night movie who wander in at 9:05 because they still see people being checked out
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    • If they’re being extra helpful and practically doing the shopping for you, it’s because they’re trying to rush you the fuck out of there.
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    • Unless you are getting something real quick you shouldn't go to a store so late.
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    • When I worked at noodles a family came in 5minutes before closing. The wife said “we should order to go they close soon” and the husband said “why does it matter we already got in” don’t be like him people be better
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    • Sexy food time
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    • Or when you work in a kichen and someone comes in 5 minutes before close and ordes food
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    • Reason why I will never work in retail again. “Oh you close in 2 minutes? I’m gonna take an hour unless I get a discount”. Literally, we had to give some people discounts because of how slow they were going and we wanted them to leave.
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    • Its just so inconsiderate. People don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.
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    • RickC1377 21 aug
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    • When you rip the dab pen and go out and sweep the lobby
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    • tell them you closed after they get all of their stuff
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    • nabjabb 21 aug
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    • *Mexican family walks in with eleven hundred kids*
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    • Okay but if you work after closing dont you get overtime? Like I've never worked a retail job like Walmart or places like that so I could be wrong
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    • My mom wanted to go with me school supplies shopping at Walmart I said no. I left the store within a hour. The next day we go to dollar tree to get dog food and we’re there for an hour and a half.
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    • "you speaka a Schpanish?"
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    • Man, I don't care if you're coming in at the end of the day, that start of the day or anywhere in-between. If you're bringing kids into the store, fuck you and fuck your little shit spawn.
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    • It’s worse when you’re a restaurant...
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    • I work in Taco Bell, but honestly, the last minute guys are always super understanding and we usually give them what they want quickly because they aren’t dicks
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    • I am currently the only meijer employee in my store manning the back 2 school section. I usually come in at 4 and leave at 11 but they have me coming in at 7pm to 2am (alone) to work all the folders and binders and the PAPER OH GOD THE PAPER
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    • if you do that youre an irresponsible person and probably shouldnt have kids in the first place
      QtAlbino 20 aug
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    • Waiters and cooks when a 15-person sized party walks in 20 minutes before closing
      JJBA 20 aug
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    • Hey OP delete the second tc
      AlphyChan 20 aug
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    • dizzer 20 aug
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    • Or when it's 420 and u have a family dinner at kfc
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    • False, because in that frame they were aiming to please but if you walk in 10 before close I guarantee you those workers will spend more fucks ignoring you than helping you
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    • Haha jokes on you guys Walmart doesn’t close
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