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    • I hate that people really do that. That and waiting a while to respond to a text so they don’t seem desperate. It pisses me off. If I text back right away it’s cause my phone was in my hand when you sent it, not because I’m desperately wanting to talk to you
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    • Person calling: I knew you weren’t cool
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    • If my phone rings i answer immediately so i can end that conversation sooner
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    • I worked at a crisis/suicide hotline for nine months and still never got used to picking up on the first ring. I could confidently handle any shit thrown my way but on the inside I was still secretly terrified
      Nicolio 30 jul
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    • I had to wait forever when i called 911 so this explains a lot thanks
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    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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    • I never think about how cool someone is if they don’t pick up right away. I just think they probably won’t answer after a little bit
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    • Guy on the phone: Oh uh... nevermind you’re too clingy
      LaneJ123 30 jul
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    • Plot twist: It was the boss calling. Boss: I knew you weren't cool. Me: Goddamnit
      K9Starr 30 jul
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    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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    • Every time I call 911, it usually takes 6-10 rings or so.
      Kotaloe 30 jul
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    • 911, hold please
      Ejjybra 30 jul
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    • I started ignoring people who don't respond to snaps or texts. You've been on snap in the last 3 hours you ignorant right. My friends answer fast so I can easily say I'm around the corner, wanna do something? Or go eat or whatever
      ziploxian 30 jul
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    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
      MissEnvy 30 jul
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    • “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”
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    • I swear to god if i see this shit again im gonna start reporting for spam
      barbaricc 30 jul
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    • I always answer whenever I see a text and I feel like it makes me seem desperate sometimes but like it also makes the person feel valid so win win right?
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    • If you ignore somebody's 1st call and they call again, never answer the next call immediately. That one you have to give at least 3.
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    • Whenever I get a call from a number that looks suspiciously like a telemarketer, I’ll go ahead and answer it with, “This is Special Agent [REDACTED FOR PRIVACY], how did you get this number?” Immediately they hang up and I don’t get a call from them ever again
      _Langley_ 30 jul
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    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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    • I'm at TCO at a police station and I can tell you right now dicking around with the phones will get you fired so fast it will make your head spin.
      lupus_18 31 jul
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    • As a 911 Dispatcher, I can confirm that both of my departments as well as many others require us to pick up the phone within 15 seconds of receiving it if it’s a 911 call.
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    • not even kidding I was a lifeguard and had to call 911 one time and it rang at least 6 or 7 times before someone picked up, took so long I had to hand it to someone else and go start CPR
      TimmeH69 30 jul
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    • MUSHI MUSHI, BOSSU
      J_Yeezy 30 jul
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    • They always answer as if it’s a problem. I had to report an accident I witnessed on the highway and the guy answered as if it he hadn’t slept for 10 days and I interrupted his day dream!
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    • Person on the phone: Fucking loser
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    • 911 usually takes forever to awnser anyways, "our operators are all busy right now, please stay on the line, don't hang up"
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    • It sucks when people take longer then it should to text back. But when you’re together they don’t seem to be able to keep there eyes off there damn phone smh
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    • LuckyMy 31 jul
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    • Let’s talk about the real problem. People that don’t say hello in a call.
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    • Person bleeding to death in car wreck: “Damn that was real smooth!”
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    • So how early do you have to comment to get top comment? Or does it really even matter?
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    • As a bank teller and a customer service rep, I was taught to let it ring at least twice I forget why
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    • I'm sorry my ringtone is a bop and I gotta listen for a sec
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    • My mom used to be a receptionist and said to always answer it after the second ring so it didn’t seem like you were doing nothing but you weren’t ignoring the call at the same time
      Melon_Man 30 jul
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    • Jake peralta wrote this tweet
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    • My dad used to prank callers like this. With an accent, he’d say something like “China wok, can I place your order?” Or any restaurant theme. He’d also pretend to be Yoda sometimes.
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    • That took a dark turn
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    • Uncalled for storytime. So one day i was home alone in my room and theres a door in my room tjat leads to the backyard patio with steps, i look out the door at the steps and their is a man with tools hiting the gate. (Btw my mom called him over to fix the gate and mever told me). 1/?
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    • They had us in the first half not gonna lie
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    • I though every dispatcher did this...
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    • Holy shit it went 0-100 really quicl
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    • Then you get put on hold
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    • I nailed my finger to my bird house accidentally
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    • Basically that old lady on 9-1-1
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    • If you wait to text me back to seem cool I’m not gonna talk to you
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    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
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    • Women live life on recruit difficulty.
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    • As a 911 Operator, I can verify that if we don't answer on the 2nd ring, it goes to the next Operator.
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    • Not joking this kinda happens
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    • The only time I’ve had to call 911 I waited over a minute before someone picked up :/
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    • I don’t wait to pick up. People already know my phone will be in my hand when they call and I know the same of them, so why the formality? Texting and snap on the other hand...
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    • Lechery 30 jul
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    • so I'm not the only one
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    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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    • Lmao honestly literally when the phone is picked up has nothing to do with anything, if you answer on the first ring it just means you’re on the phone already (probably talking to someone)
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    • Moskau Fremd und geheimnisvoll Türme aus rotem Gold Kalt wie das Eis Moskau Doch wer dich wirklich kennt Der weiß, ein Feuer brennt In dir so heiß Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser (hey, hey) Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön (ha ha) Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben (hey, hey) Auf dein Wohl Brude
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    • Person calling: I knew you were cool
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