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    • Oh man, that man wanted a date and got laid instead.
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    • I see why he married her
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    • If anyone took the time to actually use a classy line like this on me, I'd date them so freaking fast
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    • I guess some girls are funny after all
      0Savage0 6 jan
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    • Don’t let a porn account win
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    • “Railed me in the back of my mom’s SUV in a Wal-Mart parking lot” is slutty and yet somehow wholesome. Wife that bitch.
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    • You knew what typa girl she was as soon as she said “holy tits”
      IceRicer 6 jan
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    • I want to see the rest of the conversation
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    • so, she fucks on the first date? damn. pussy was so good he wife's it. respect.
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    • Shiksol_ 6 jan
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    • Holy shit can you imagine how that dude felt when he read that
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    • I'll take "Things that never work" for 1000
      TY0UNG09 9 jan
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    • Caution: if you’re not handsome the response will be will just be “oh cool”
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    • Jeez. You give a thot an inch and they take the whole dick
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    • Where are all the girls like this that know just what they want and dont play games
      OhmNo 6 jan
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    • Rip. Poor man was just tryna hook a date not a hoe
      DevilMF 5 jan
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    • Rachel is gonna give you chlamydia
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    • All I’m sayin is that no one should be that easy.
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    • "Ha girl make sex joke? The one for me!"
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    • now that gentlemen is how you get some fuck
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    • And that kids is the story of how I met your mother.
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    • Fuck it, I’m using this
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    • I’m going to try to do that with a girl today. Stay tuned guys
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    • Karen listen im from the future we’re married let me see the kids please
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    • Proof that men are wholesome and women don't care about anything but getting fucked
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    • Moan 5 jan
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    • Rachael is kind of spelled like Michael. Can we pronounce it “Ray-kle”?
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    • Men sometimes forget that women can be perverted and think of sex.
      XJX_ 6 jan
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    • Make this not blow up so I can use this
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    • Is it really that hard to just strike up a normal conversation?
      Good_Ag 6 jan
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    • Lvl 100 boss
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    • This person must be hot as fuck if he can get a girl that good lucking to respond with that second message
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    • She went right past the date and Straight for the Dong
      Parker 5 jan
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    • Thanks for the feature btw
      BakiBoi 5 jan
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    • Ohhh no he did it... in the future he turned this hoe into a housewife
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    • Marry that girl
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    • Kinda hot
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    • Good heavens how could I have forgotten??
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    • Jesus Christ this man just tryna be wholesome and you just gun down his Christian values like kids at sandy hook
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    • What a nice young lady
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    • Dudes trying to be all sweet and she just turns into some nasty slut fest
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    • She's nasty, I'd marry her too
      ziggo 7 jan
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    • Welp looks like he’s laying the pipe in the back of her moms SUV at Walmart later
      GodKirby 6 jan
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    • I want to fuck crazy emo girls since I’m young and going to college but I’m afraid of rape allegations and unwanted pregnancies
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    • Am I the only dude that doesn’t want hook ups?
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    • Every Rachel I’ve ever known is this exactly
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    • Damn I wish someone would hit me with a pick-up line that good
      texraven 5 jan
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    • I creampied a preacher's daughter in the parking lot of a church on Sunday.
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    • This gentleman is only looking to be a loyal suitor, and this THOT-
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    • noticed she said railed. apparently this dude has serious big dick energy.
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    • Where’s my Rachel ☹️☹️
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    • Is this a good pick up line? Asking for a friend
      FlowQx 7 jan
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    • that’s why they’re married
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    • 🎶 Marry that bitch 🎶
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    • Deep voice CSGO guy: have u ever put penis in future wife? Awkward silece* everyone: bwahahaha
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    • Why can't more girls be like Rachel
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    • Such a good pickup line wasted on a thot
      hvideon1 6 jan
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    • Well we can't fuckin use it now
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    • I’m not a porn account but I got the name of one. Help me beat gunners770
      YOUPORN 6 jan
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    • So, a lunch date. He ate out, anyway.
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    • Where were these chicks when I was on tinder?
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    • When you’re looking for a wholesome relationship, but thots just lookin for some pipe
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    • Can you imagine if they actually end up getting married? That would be awesome
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    • all women just want sex, these hoes ain’t shit
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    • Holy tits.... Racheal is fast and sloppy and carries around creamed corn for a snack 😬
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    • I'll take 'things only attractive men can get away with'for 1000.
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    • Oh I get it because pizza sounds like piece of
      fatnessj 9 jan
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    • Use it now guys b4 they find out
      scarzard 7 jan
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    • Marry her again.
      SeanyPew 6 jan
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    • She's a keeper
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    • 10 likes and ill post me trying this
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    • Damn Rachel is a gutter slut lmao
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    • I want an update on this
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    • At least 24 hrs to reply lmao F
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    • Men will think of some witty, clever, well thought out ice breaker and the girl will just respond with some trashy ass message about fucking but in the same breathe will call us trash.
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    • she didn't even add a "lol", that's how serious she is about it
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    • I would unmatch with any girl that says "holy tits!"
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    • He sounded romantic but then she had to go and make it dirty
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    • Damn Rachael a freak
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    • "So. . . Was that before or after lunch/movie...?"
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    • Anyone else trying to remember seeing a parking lot behind a Walmart?
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    • Damn. This is the ideal woman. She sets the bar.
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    • If I get 10 likes, I’ll post my dog’s sitting position when he’s 3 months vs when he’s 9 months
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    • She's a keeper
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    • I’m using this now. I’m sure I’ll find someone who hasn’t seen this. Probably not, but I can try.
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    • Sounds like a keeper
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    • Yep she's the one
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