• If you put a milkshake in one yard and
crack a cold one in another yard, which
yard would the boys go to?
Schrõdinger's boys
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What about cracking open a cold milkshake
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As we all know, the milkshake brings the
boys to the yard. The presence of the boys
is a prerequisite for the cracking open of
a cold one, but cold ones do not have any
inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes,
however, do. All else being equal, the boys
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    • The boys will crack open a cold one of their own once in the milkshake yard
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    • However, if the aforementioned boy-attracting event occurs precisely at 2 am, the boys will not show up at all because they will all be looking for beans.
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    • Y'all r forgetting tho. Saturday's r for the bois. If its not a Saturday then the bois will go to the milkshake
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    • Ah yes... But you're missing 2 factors here. Whether or not its a saturday because we all know that Saturdays are for the boys. But that factor means little compared to the cardinal rule that all men must follow, "Bros before hoes."
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    • Or if it’s even saturday
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    • or whether it's Saturday....
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    • (If you can actually remember the reference congratulations.) But where are all the milkshakes?
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    • It also depends if it is Saturday or not... cause if you crack a cold one on a Saturday, it’s for the boys
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    • Once each individual boy has been drawn to the milkshake yard they will realize that "the boys" have officially gathered. At this point they will invoke a mandatory "beer run" so they can proceed to crack a cold one
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    • Depends if its saturday cause saturdays are for the boys
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    • You guys are forgetting a crucial factor. Is it Saturday?
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    • The boys definitely wouldn't wanna go to Michael Jackson's yard
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    • Milkshake stands for tits and Saturday’s are for the boys. Cracking open a cold one came from Saturday’s with the boys, so if Saturday’s are for the boys the co existence of milkshakes and cold ones is not possible.
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    • If it is not a specified weekday the boys would in fact be in the milkshake yard. But if it is a Saturday, the boys would prefer a cold one. By all collected data, Saturday would be a day for (the boys).
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