I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
LaMadrina LaMadrina
24 oct 2020
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
27 sep 2020
Foo said im never watching the flash with my dog again The flash
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy
fit!
What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr-
plexed!"
questionable_reddit questionable_reddit
11 jun
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy fit! What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping! Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine! hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark! hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr- plexed!"
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37:
lynaroo:
iv
think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
TINY SKY CHICKEN
=Chicken
frogclit frogclit
23 sep 2020
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37: lynaroo: iv think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky. He decided to be the sky instead. TINY SKY CHICKEN =Chicken
There was a prison warden in
Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
8 dec 2020
There was a prison warden in Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
SANTA DENIERS LQOKING AT THE
AT PM ON
RECEMBER
PolishLithuania PolishLithuania
26 dec 2020
SANTA DENIERS LQOKING AT THE AT PM ON RECEMBER
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day
Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Zaynoz Zaynoz
26 sep 2020
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Meanwhile at the sleepover, the beatbox competition is getting very competitive!
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
Meanwhile at the sleepover, the beatbox competition is getting very competitive!
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack*
The cashier who had to clean it up:
PM - Twitter for iPhone
goten18 goten18
31 dec 2020
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack* The cashier who had to clean it up: PM - Twitter for iPhone
FBI guy watching me download my terabyte of mayonnaise slapping noises named "How to
Make a Bomb 101" forcing him to listen to all of it
tweetnews tweetnews
22 apr
FBI guy watching me download my terabyte of mayonnaise slapping noises named "How to Make a Bomb 101" forcing him to listen to all of it
That awkward moment
ad We
when you're telling the
truth but then you smile & no one believes you
That awkward moment ad We when you're telling the truth but then you smile & no one believes you
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
One of the rarest dog breeds in the world, the
Tibetan mastiff can grow up to 2.7 feet in height and weigh up to 198 lb. These huge dogs can be
super expensive, and a puppy was sold for $2
million in China back in 2014.
AM3RICA AM3RICA
27 sep 2020
One of the rarest dog breeds in the world, the Tibetan mastiff can grow up to 2.7 feet in height and weigh up to 198 lb. These huge dogs can be super expensive, and a puppy was sold for $2 million in China back in 2014.
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead
All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
nobody:
serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
princesschaos princesschaos
1 may
nobody: serial killers when they write a riddle to the police: