• Me: y'all take food stamps?
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    • So I work at a gas station and we accept food stamps. There is a loop to get non authorized items in said food stamps purchase. We simply charge it as a cash purchase. This group of individuals (one with a tattoo on her face like 21 savage) bought alcohol with it. It really pisses me off when (1/2)
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    • Well... it played into my food kink 😓
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    • Edible underwear should be able to be bought with food stamps.
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    • Made me chuckle
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    • Anyone who uses food stamps should have to provide receipts for all of their purchases
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    • Its for her onlyfans
      Forever 4 jul
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    • I say they do random drug tests for people on food stamps. You fail you get denied.
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    • I know a guy who survived 2 years in his car after his parents kicked him out. He had no SS Card because his parents had it somewhere and couldn't access it. He lived off of peanut-butter and ramen noodle blocks for all that time.
      7400 5 jul
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    • i fucking hate socialism
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    • The cashier: “excuse me what the fuck”
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    • Foodstamps is a very hot commodity. Nobody wants to sell em anymore cuz food so expensive now.
      kanep0e 5 jul
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    • David Wallace kink shames
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    • My boy David Wallace about to become a new meme
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    • "You take out your Suck-It and you suck it!"
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    • I have a coupon. Two for one deal.
      F1R3C4T 4 jul
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    • Hey that used to be my pfp
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    • I remember when they issued food stamps using actual paper money.
      Jca2790 4 jul
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    • Ni
      OtterBea 4 jul
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    • "Sexhier at cash shop" okay, time for new glasses
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    • Someone’s getting lost in the sauce
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    • The technically can but if you get audited on your food stamps you'll lose them. Same if you buy ciggs or alcohol with them.
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    • 1 like=1 minute of not mercilessly beating a minority to near death
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    • pspsps 7 jul
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    • I buy sex
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    • Never had someone ask if we accept EBT, but I HAVE had a bunch of old white guys bring in their old used toys saying it’s broken and we need to fix it, like we have a fucking workshop or want that filthy used shit anywhere near our building. They all get kicked out.
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    • "*sigh*....yes"
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    • What if you're buying a 18" knuckle sandwich?
      firedino 7 jul
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    • Flavored lube
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    • We need more memes of David Wallace calling someone a fuckin tardmuffin with just his face
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    • Yah take foodstamps? I heard y’all got grabs
      DrPyro 6 jul
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    • Im getting a tattoo rn and laughed so hard at this i almost fucked shit up
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    • I mean we do but still bro....
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    • David Wallace is the most patient person in TV history
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    • Only on the edible lube and undies
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    • Edible underwear is non perishable and should be counted if fruit roll ups are. Change my mind.
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    • Food stamps should be used for healthy food, sadly healthy food is hard to come by at affordable habits. Two solutions, either make food stamps worth more, or make healthy food more readily available.
      Gtrain 6 jul
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    • We gonna eat da booty like groceries
      Red_Mm 6 jul
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    • People that buy anything but food with food stamps are leeches of the state.
      Rulford 6 jul
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    • why him as a reaction image? 99% of the time someone on the office makes a stupid face like that.
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    • Nudables 6 jul
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    • Dat Boi David Wallace
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    • "Yes, but it costs double to use them"
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    • Genuinely, what is the best feeling fleshlight for a 6 inch. Please help
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    • Hello I would like to purchase one sex please
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    • I had a customer who tried to buy $50 worth of baby stuff with an EBT card. He got angry when I told him that you need cash or a debit card to buy it.
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    • Thats what someone said to me at fucking Best Buy
      Bojango 5 jul
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    • Who dosen't eat what they fuck?
      Jethrow 5 jul
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    • I used to live off of food stamps. It gets better kings and queens.
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    • Eggs, bacon, and toast card.
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    • Edible underwear?
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    • I’d be confused too
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    • Edible panties? yes. The jackrabbit? No
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    • Nanomachines, son.
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    • Pretty funny
      doodh 5 jul
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    • Then he says yes
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    • It's funny bc I work at a Cirilla's 😂😂
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    • Met these people they get on my nerves
      oldman81 5 jul
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    • It gets funnier the more you think about what he is buying
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    • Social programs are a waste of money, a majority of the people on them take advantage of the systems.
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    • Wtf is a food stamp? Is that the thing that poor people use during wars?
      callias 5 jul
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    • At a liquor store I used to work for they would add peanuts and chips to there order and tell us since its food it should all work lmao
      strigoi_ 5 jul
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    • Hey, if you're getting a toy that's going to give you pleasure without the possibility of a pregnancy you can't take care of, fucking do it.
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    • I would like to buy one sex please :)
      Krembit 5 jul
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    • Edible panties
      wix726 5 jul
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    • Duh
      DrWolfy 5 jul
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    • Well do they?
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    • Why he look like stretched george costanza
      AX3Y 5 jul
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    • Only for the edible underwear
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    • Can i ask what a food stamp is
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    • THE ALL KNOWING DAVID WALLACE
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    • The cashier
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    • Well, do they??
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    • I’d rather starve and be homeless than be black and have the shame of using food stamps
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    • Tf is a sex shop ain’t that just the block where the hoes at
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    • If you can buy red bull with it, why not right?
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    • We need outlaw layaway too.
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    • Reeeeee
      slebl 4 jul
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    • I want to have a dick and eat it 2
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    • His face screems: how many you got?
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    • Dam I laughed out loud with this one lol
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    • Y yes, yes we do
      AsapMali 4 jul
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    • $.25 on the dollar
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    • Only for edible underwear
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    • Edible condoms
      MANTA_ 4 jul
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    • If you eat ass
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    • He looks familiar what is he from. He reminds me of that one “movie”(idr what it was) where a guy looking like that with hairy arms getting more and more pissed
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    • is ass a grocery?
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    • Edible lube lol
      whatsup 4 jul
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