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    • Idk if y'all niggas have ever seen a modern coffin but you ain't doing this
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    • I’d just die, like fuck it, I’m already buried so the funeral would be cheap
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    • outdated meme butttt....
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    • Important note: This does not apply when being cremated.
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    • Reading this made me almost have a panick attack
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    • Yo I’m stuck on the third step. I’m getting a little woozy and tired. My WiFi still 3 bar strong tho.
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    • If you get buried alive, it wont be with a nice coffin unless the killer is tryna flex
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    • Just reading this gave me major anxiety
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    • Like if you're reading this in a coffin
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    • Is anyone else extremely grateful for oxygen now like I’m breathing all extra and shit
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    • I was buried alive in a coffin the other day. This would have been helpful to know.
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    • After just looking at the pic, I thought it was trying to show you how to just finish the job.
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    • Imagine seeing your dead friend back and was like dude what the fuck
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    • Y'all realize they drain your blood and make sure you're actually dead before they bury you, right?
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    • So are we just gonna ignore how someone would just fucking bury someone else alive, possibly killing them, to SCARE them?
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    • I almost had an anxiety attack just reading this jesus fuck
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    • Lol- using a flashlight is allowed. Thankssssss.
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    • I was buried alive in a coffin the other day. Had’ve I seen this I may have actually survived
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    • Good thing I'll have this saved on my phone for when the mafia buries me in a cheap 1920's coffin.
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    • This whole plan rides on the contingency that your coffin is shit
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    • “Rely only on yourself” yeah I’m gonna shout through the coffin, the 6 feet of dirt “Ayy could one of y’all help me”
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    • Just reading this makes me panic, I would almost certainly hyperventilate and die
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    • They used to put bells in coffins because they had a hard time knowing if people were dead
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    • “Flashlights are allowed” yeah cause you’ll be buried with a fucking flashlight
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    • Da fuck u think you’re doing? You’re literally letting the zombies know how to get out!
      ExCommie 2 apr
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    • My main goal is to sit up
      exodia 1 apr
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    • I got claustrophobic just reading this
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    • How do I get out after being cremated alive tho
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    • guys with todays tech no one is going to be buried alive in an actual funeral. however if you were kidnapped or this happened with the mafia or some shit, they may use a coffin like this and this’ll come in handy
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    • Kill bill yall?
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    • How the fuck am I gonna have a flashlight
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    • Tips if you are going to bury someone alive: take their shirt, don't skimp on the price of the coffin, and bury them during a rainstorm.
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    • C'mon people, you never use a coffin. Dig a 6 foot deep hole, put the body face down, fill up the hole till its only 3 feet deep, and throw in a dead dog and bury the rest.
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    • If someone buries me alive like they did my brother I swear to fucking god they best cement my coffin shut or the dirt solid because if I escape they are going to experience hell like no one's ever seen beforehand
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    • What friends do you have that will bury you underground just for a prank?
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    • Just looking at that picture makes me panic
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    • Let’s also ignore the fact that 6ft of dirt usually completely crushes coffins anyway so you’d be dead before you woke up
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    • This is why I’m getting cremated
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    • This is bullshit it always rains at funerals your fucked
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    • That’s why in some places they put a knife in the coffin so you can kill your self if this happens
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    • Thanks for the helpful info. I will only bury people alive in the rain from now on. 10/10
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    • This would work except most coffins nowadays not only have dirt on them but also a heavy as shit cement block on top of the coffin to prevent grave robbing so good luck removing that
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    • When I came here to get a break from studying, but get just a bit more stressed intently reading how to survive being buried alive 😅 paying more attention to this than my textbook, hell
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    • I doubt anybody who buries you alive would have the decency to buy a coffin for you
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    • Your main goal is to sit up, and act like you dont know nobody! Nahnahnahnahnahnah
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    • Imagine working at a cemetary and someone's coming out of a grave covered in dirt with a shirt tied around their head
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    • I love how they mention cheap coffin multiple times. Like if your killer is a cheap ass this is how you get out
      ccrice 1 apr
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    • I worked at a cemetery for 4 years. The coffin goes in a concrete sarcophagus with a lid so heavy we put it on with a front end loader. You’re not getting outta that shit. Sometimes we take out the one below it and put the new one underneath because families change their mind about the arrangement.
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    • What if you wake up and your cremated?
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    • I got anxiety just reading this
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    • You'd probably wake up choking because you used all the oxygen while unconscious
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    • Dude, watch the Buried with Ryan Reynolds in it - fucking great thriller and good indie movie about being buried alive
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    • Tf? Just watch Kill Bill. All you've gotta do is punch that shit like you just started a game of Minecraft.
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    • My grandma always says she wants to be cremated bc in case she isn’t really dead she doesn’t want to be buried alive
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    • Alternative method is to train with Pai Mei in the art of martial combat and one-inch-punch the coffin lid apart.
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    • County77 1 apr
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    • I heard you’re just supposed to eat the dirt as it lands on you
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    • Don't forget the concrete vaults that the coffins go inside
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    • Did myth busters do a thing on this? Conclusion: you can't dig your way out. So you're fucked
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    • I'm getting cremated, screw this
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    • it would suck during the winter...
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    • Kill Bill baby, not even being buried alive could stop her!
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    • Sorry you ain't going through the whole embalming process and living.
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    • This gave me anxiety just reading this
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    • I'll read this while thing about something absolutely unlikely but I won't even look at my textbook to study
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    • Ladies and gentlemen, I have found it! The rare and elusive videoless feature!
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    • I’m going to ask to be buried in a cheap ass coffin
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    • All modern coffins have a pull latch near the mid section just Incase Simone gets locked in, some even have a button that when pressed sends out a emergency signal alerting any local authorities to the coffins location, I used to work for the sandy hills mortuary in Turlock Ca.
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    • Do people not get embalmed anymore or?
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    • Kill Bill anyone?
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    • Yea I'm getting really fucking uneasy just reading this so when I'm buried, I'm getting buried with some way to communicate to somebody I'm alive, and a fucking gun bro.
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    • So this entire thung basically relies on being buried in a handmade pos coffin
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    • Cause the person who buried you alive to get rid of you would TOTALLY leave you a flashlight😂 you know case you try to get out
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    • If you're in a modern expensive coffin, unless if you're fucking superman, your chances of escaping are pretty much zero. So hyperventilate a lot to make your death quicker
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    • You act like I'll remember this when I'm buried alive
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    • How often do people get stuck in coffins that this is important information
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    • No one seen Kill Bill Vol. 2
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    • If they buried you a full 6 feet under you ain’t getting out. Thanks to OSHA I learned that dirt is 36 pounds per square foot so good luck
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    • Guys this isnt if you were falsely prononced dead by a hospital this is if somebody was after you and wanted to get rid of you, so stfu with all your "modern coffins are not like this" or "thats not possible because they drain your blood" or whatever, like so others see
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    • It helps to know how to perform a 3 inch punch.
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    • Who the fuck would buy a coffin before they bury you alive theyd just tie you up and throw you in a hole
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    • There is literally nothing anyone could ever do to make their punishment to be buried alive. It’s literally insane just to think about being buried alive and trying to escape
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    • Who TF is buried with a flashlight
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    • My heart is racing just from reading this
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    • It's extremely unlikely to be buried alive with today's technology. Also, it's almost impossible to do this with a modern coffin. The lid would be too heavy to lift, especially with 6 feet of dirt above you.
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    • Just reading this gave me anxiety
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    • Me right now: why do I need this? Me in the near future, buried in a coffin: thank god I checked iFunny
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    • In 2019 there is almost no way for this to even happen anymore considering they literally embalm you before your funeral so your body will last longer and won't smell for the wake. If you get mistaken for dead the removal of your organs is going to kill you long before being buried alive would...
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    • Someone is going to waste a coffin to bury you? Hell nah they wrapping you up in plastic and duct tape
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    • I think most people forget that people aren't accidental buried alive anymore. Extensive checks are done
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    • Nowadays coffins are encased with concrete, so the ground won't give when the coffin gets old and rots.
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    • I didn't even know I was petrified of this until now
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    • Summon the devil, and sell your soul in exchange for him getting you out of there
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    • Yeah I got claustrophobia, so panicking is my only option
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    • Tip: if you bury someone alive bury them upside down
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    • If you bury somebody alive, bury them upside down without enough space to turn themself over. They'll have no chance in hell and will likely be more uncomfortable for what little time they have remaining.
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    • Solution, bury them with the door downward so when they dig they’re actually going deeper
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    • Does this work if your cremated?
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    • Got anxiety immediately when I started reading, this is my worst fear
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