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    • Here I sit all brokenhearted, had to shit but only farted.
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    • What a fool....a complete and utter bafoon....the only true way of the Grand Masters is to shit whilst cumming
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    • They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shithouse poet strikes again
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    • Here I sit brokenhearted came to shit but only farted, longing for the shit to come I sit here till my legs get numb, feeling it close I silently wait, to enjoy the wait I masturbate, moaning as the load gets near, a creak of the door that I do hear, probably just another soul, hoping to empty his h
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    • I have to masterbate before I shit because when I try after the smell is too bad, my asshole is burning and bleeding, my eyes water, and I’m soaking wet with sweat
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    • they paint the walls to hide my pen but the shithouse poet strikes again
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    • They paint these walls to hide my pen. But the shit house poet strikes again.
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    • Here I sit in smelly vapor, some asshole stole the toilet paper, should I wait, should I linger, will I be forced to use my finger?
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    • Here I sit gas and vapor. Last one here used all the paper. How much I get shall I linger before I’m forced to use my finger?
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    • Here I sit broken hearted tried to shit but only farted, but one day I took a chance I tried to fart but shit my pants
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    • Here i sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted, later on i took a chance tried to fart bit shit my pants
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    • They paint these walls to hide my pen but the shithouse poet strikes again
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    • Here on this throne I sit dumbfounded, "is this stall where the school thot was pounded?"
      Veelox 27 jul
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    • S(he) s(hit) (her)self 😔
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    • JG72 27 jul
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    • Why not both
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    • I used to get blowjobs from the construction workers at my high school
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    • Masturbate*
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    • Her I sit my mind in vapor, guy before me left no paper. School bell’s ringing, can not linger. Guess I’ll have to use my finger
      larbear77 27 jul
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    • Why not both?
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    • Shit so hard you cum
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    • Masturbate*
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    • They paint these walls to hide my pen but the shit house poet strikes again
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    • That's gay you cumming while a huge thing is coming out your ass GAYyyyyyyy
      onemex 26 jul
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    • I sang this to the big time rush theme
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    • as i sit i contemplate , which of these shall be my fate!? i start to stare then look down and sure enough a dick ive found. what was my decision? well it was rather grand. i had toilet paper on my dick and shit on my other hand.
      bungle 30 jul
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    • It’s masturbate*
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    • Masturbate*
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    • cpdd300 27 jul
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    • Why not both?
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    • They paint the walls to hide my pen ,but the shithouse poet strikes again
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    • Bruh i low key wrote that. That was me. I fucking wrote that. Its in my handwriting on the same wall i wrote that shit on.
      awowo 27 jul
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    • here i sit, at a loss, trying to shit out taco sauce
      Yodascock 27 jul
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    • "They painted these walls to silence my pen but the shit house poet strikes again"
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    • Here I sit broken-hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart but shat my pants.
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    • Why not both
      CobaltBox 27 jul
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    • Why not both I inquire, seeking to satisfy my desire. So I made the attempt to cum and to shit, but I failed and now have feces on my tit.
      phil_gill 26 jul
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    • Since this will be lost, i once had bad diarrhea and cleared a walmart from the smell, worst thing is, i clogged the out of order toilet since it was the only one not in use.
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    • Some come here to sit and think. Some come here to shit and stink. I come here to scratch my balls and read the bullshit on the walls.
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    • Can you do both at the same time?
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    • I'm a girl and idk how to masturbate can someone explain
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    • It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
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    • Him writing this:
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    • People masturbate on the toilet?
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    • They paint these walls to hide my pen but the shit house poet strikes again
      djaj2000 26 jul
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    • Why not both 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    • Yep I've done both
      starlocke 26 jul
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    • Why not both
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    • Both
      shrek2001 26 jul
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    • The original was contemplate which works better
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    • Maybe learn to spell masturbate before you start to
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    • Ha foolish mortals, I have mastered both arts and can achieve both simultaneously!
      roawsaucc 26 jul
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    • Some come here to sit and think, some come here to shit and stick. I come here to scratch my balls and read the bullshit on the walls
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    • Why not both? *space music plays*
      user1tom 26 jul
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    • Both
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    • If you time travel, will you be in space because the earth is traveling forward really fast. Or do you have to find a way to teleport as well and calculate where to go. And orient yourself, cause you can die from a 4 feet up for avg. weight
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    • Here I sit cheeks a flexin’ just gave birth to another Texan
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    • "Why not both" he muttered angering the Eldrich Gods and summoning forth the 1000 year reign of darkness.
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    • Masturbate*
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    • Later on a took a chance, tried to wank but cummed my pants
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    • “Here I sit broken hearted, on this toilet where I sharted.” Saw this one in a stall in the head of my compartment at navy boot camp
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    • Why not do both?
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    • Here I sit and hesitate, I’ve seen this picture like a dozen fucking times
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    • Here I sit a think? What feels better? Pink or stink?
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    • Yet neither is to be my fate, I’m impotent and constipate
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    • Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe S h I t A n D c U m?
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    • both at the same time
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    • I do not have these meaningless problems, for I can do both at the same time
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    • I'm a waitress and one time I was cleaning the men's bathroom and while going over to clean the toilet I slipped in someone's cum...
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    • Bartender on a 12 hr shift: Fuck it Im going for it. Barternder on a 12 hr shift: puts out hand..... Its nice to meet you. Lmao
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    • Shit and cum
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    • Who jacks off in a public restroom?
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    • Why not both *Mexican music*
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    • Both
      memesrgr8 27 jul
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    • you use your paint to hide my pen, but the shithouse poet strikes again.
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    • Read it to the tune of "Last friday night"
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    • Why not both?
      Mr_Yoink 27 jul
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    • Here I sit in the hall of vapors... Some darn fool done stole the papers... The bell has rung, I must not linger... Look out ass here comes my finger...
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    • Both
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    • He both.
      Lord_Stan 27 jul
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    • Hey guys, I've been struggling alot lately with porn and masturbating way too much it's really affecting my whole life and relationships. I'm doing a 21 day gap challenge. Dm me if you're interested, I need an accountability partner
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    • Any one else read the quote and comments in the tube of “Should I Stay Or Should I Go” by The Clash?
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    • Why don't you use the shit TOO MASTURBATE. modern problems require modern solutions.
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    • ASCEND FROM DARKNESS
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    • Do both. If your shit is thick enough it will feel like you are getting probbed also.
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    • Why not both??
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