• When I eat my first salad but
don't get an instant sixpack
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    • Dont worry chief, second one works. And if not, just keep trying. I beleive in you.
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    • salads are good man
      jonbong 16 jan
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    • Yo guys one like equals one push I wanna get swoll
      BroHammer 16 jan
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    • kjds 16 jan
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    • honestly some salads slap better than meat
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    • Ik it’s a joke but i hate how some people have that mentality
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    • Imagine thinking that eating only salads will get you a six pack
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    • Don’t do sit-ups, it’s bad for your spinal cord. Also the other half of the movement is useless because your abdominals aren’t working after that point. Do crunches, they are harder because you have to stop halfway when your abs are working, so you can get a 6 pack in a shorter amount of time.
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    • It's called progression, you start at level one
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    • Hhhahahhhahahahhahagahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
      saladcat 19 jan
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    • Instead I achieved my life long dream of turning into a penguin
      Chidori_ 16 jan
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    • It's RNG just keep eating them and eventually you'll get it, working out also increases your chances of it happening
      JotaroJ 16 jan
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    • Who else hungry?
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    • Hey guys, I'm a twig and I just started to work out in an attempt to become more fit. I signed up for a thing called strength and conditioning in my school. Wish me luck!
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    • I enjoy salad,but I dont eat dressing anymore. I want to get the full benefit of the vegetables
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    • Angry noot
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    • RIP SCREW
      ZapataV2 17 jan
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    • So i work at mcdonalds and i get free meals for doing somethin specific and ive been wanting to get the fat off my gut cause I'm a pretty barrel chested dude, and ive been eating salads almost every time i eat at work except for breakfast i eat a steak egg & cheese bagel meal with a sweet tea 1/2
      becrazed 16 jan
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    • "I gotta do this again tomorrow???"
      red_reign 16 jan
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    • Now I'm not doing it.
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    • Fruit salad yummy yummy
      Camocam89 16 jan
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    • You can always buy a six pack of beer. That’ll never fail
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    • Not stonks
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    • noot
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    • kimfong 16 jan
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      Thesea 16 jan
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    • DarkPit 16 jan
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    • Hey boys I know I am grifting but if some of you could check out my YouTube channel tMParagon I would appreciate any support or feedback on my videos that you guys can give me
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    • fartingbabes
      Farting babes on my page
      fartingbabes 16 jan
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    • You must be r3 t@rd3d then
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    • I would eat a salad every day if it wasn't 8 dollars for one when I can get a burger for 1 dollar.
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    • Go back to facebook retard.
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    • Karen meme
      Mazda_cx7 19 jan
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    • He had never seen such bullshit before
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    • “Well now I am not going to do it”
      memerone 18 jan
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    • notp0rn 18 jan
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    • Probably bc you drenched it in ranch dressing
      Raiynah 18 jan
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    • Okay real talk spinach salads are black magic. I ate them daily over the summer and like my skin got so fucking clear
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    • Muscle needs protein smh
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    • I am 20 years old and I've never eaten a salad in my entire life
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    • I've 5 days into a diet and I'm still fat and it sucks. Apparantly I'm gonna have to eat tuna and slim fast for 3 months ffs
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    • I've lost 6lbs so far this year by eating salads for lunch and not eating Oreos by the sleeve. I sure do love Oreos.
      toastered 18 jan
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    • Right in front of my salad
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    • Lol this reminded me of my husband. He used to hate salads now he tolerates them
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    • Me when I eat buffalo chicken dip for breakfast lunch and dinner and then gain weight
      srbar 18 jan
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    • I can hear this image
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    • High protein foods like eggs and tuna are easier for dieting 😳
      Mr_Puppet 18 jan
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    • Crixon 17 jan
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    • Exercise is gonna get you a lot further in building muscles than dieting
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    • If you want a six-pack, you better lOVE doing core and ab workouts.
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    • Do people not like salads?
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    • Wait y’all don’t like salads? They taste good tho.
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    • Check out AthleanX on you tube. We've used a lot of his lessons to gain solid muscle and lose body fat. I've been bodybuilding for over 25 years and Jeff knows his stuff! Pure Bull Fit is another great YouTube to learn who's good and who's full of BS.
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    • What was the name of that mini show
      God_Flava 17 jan
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    • Easiest way to get a six pack is to lose weight. Doesn’t matter how big your muscles are if they’re covered in fat.
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    • look Karen your in alpha territory best get fit so I can pound
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    • in our health class our teacher said lettuce provides no nutrients whatsoever
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    • Vom Salat schrumpft der Bizeps
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    • You’ll NEVER get it eating salad lol
      Drewseff 17 jan
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    • Got a little over weight and started eating healthier. Don't get how fat people can't diet. It's not even that bad and instantly, even if you haven't lost any weight, you just feel better. Alls that's stopping them is an addiction to sugar and fat
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    • Calories in versus calories out
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    • I just want to see some titties
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    • Yo, chicken salads are amazing
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    • Keep it up. I lost 40 pounds anyone can do it
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    • Ring fit adventure is actually a good workout how the fuc--
      Jdnvg 16 jan
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    • Salads actually taste great, but the lettuce always sticks to the ceiling of my mouth so I’d rather not have one
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    • I've reached a new level of lazy that I'm so lacy I can't be bothered to eat. I've lost a lot of weight
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    • Heh sucks for you
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    • Me
      Clash1345 16 jan
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    • Hey no I seriously need help so I eat healthy but I just get more and more bloated so it makes me feel even worse?? Like you think I’d be less bloated but no
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    • Me, “Waste if my fucking time” Second bird, looks down. “Fuck”
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    • Well now I'm not doing it
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    • Noot noot
      GaryT69 16 jan
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    • Noot-noot!
      hoopla75 16 jan
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    • Buffalo chicken salad and pasta salad are the best kinds
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    • That's not good enough, you need to also do ab workouts
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    • Most people think you have to work out to lose fat but you just gotta get your body to want to lose the fat I would explain better but I forgot the rest
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    • Now I am not doing it
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    • If you keep eating them, i bet you'll eventually enjoy the experience! You'll get healthier on the way.
      friesbro 16 jan
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    • It’s cuz you gotta eat two
      TRKbman 16 jan
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    • When I eat Caesar salad with a ton of cheese and croutons and wonder why I still gain weight.
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    • What is your favorite salad?
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    • For every like I will do one push-up, I am trying to change
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    • Anyone else just not like salad dressing on your salads?
      Sevs 16 jan
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    • I want to know, who in the hell decided salads were healthy? It's lettuce, it barely has fiber let alone any actual nutrients. And then people add gobs of oil to it, so really it's best just to eat the other veggies and forget lettuce entirely.
      W_Nurend 16 jan
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