• *grass grows 0.17 inches*
Dads at 7 a.m.:
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    • Fair point, but you ever nut your jorts just by smelling the combination of gasoline and freshly mown grass?
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    • "That blade seems a lil off, better pull out the old 3 hp hondy and give that bitch a run for its money"
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    • My dad waking up before work and seeing 0.02 inches of grass that needs to be cut
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    • My husband hasn't mowed the lawn since before Fourth of July. It looks like shit. (You're wondering why I don't mow it myself. That's his only job. I do everything else: clean house, laundry, cook, weed huge garden, take care of the 30 bee hives, etc.)
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    • Solution: pour bleach all over your garden, this will slow down the grass growth :)
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    • Well that is like the coolest time of the day, who mows there yard at 1:30?
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    • Why do people cut grass at 8am on a damn weekend??
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    • Nobody says 0.17 inches... just say 11/64's you sweaty bastard. Smh imagine not being a carpenter
      Jorge052 7 sep
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    • They make me do it
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    • On a fucking Sunday
      dunlupe 7 sep
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    • Adult equivalent of beyblades
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    • Jewel 7 sep
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    • My dad to my ass
      Link 7 sep
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    • Guys I have a fascination with horse cock and idk what to do.
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    • They’ve got to do it before it gets hot simple
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    • Nah he makes me do it
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    • My neighbor likes to mow his lawn at 7:30 at night, right when I sit down to watch some evening television. Wish his house was a little further away.
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    • Your guys dad's mow?
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    • Except he makes you do it.
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    • Goddam right. The HOA don't play.
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    • That was just me yesterday morning.m except it was looking like a jungle out there.... yeahhh I might've had cut up a couple of snakes but that's what happens when there's snakes in the grass
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    • .17 inches in the fairway? No big issue. .17 inches on the green? Big issue
      Actaeon 7 sep
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    • Nope. Fuck it! If mine ain't knee high im not getting out in the heat. Last time I mowed was because my damn Husky was having to hop through the grass to take a shit. 😂
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    • When ya moms sees a dish in the sink
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    • LET IT RIP
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    • *5 or 4 A.M.
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    • My neighbors mowed like once a year and that’ll be me once I get my own house.
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    • Well I mean once you get used to waking up at 4am or 5am to go to work every damn morning it’s kind of hard to sleep past 7am. So hell yeah dads get your chores done early
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    • A lot of y’all have never had to mow grass in your life and it shows.
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    • Why does blurring it make it so much better lmao
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    • Better do it at seven when its cool than at 3 when the sun is as merciless as can be
      decrepit 8 sep
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    • Foreal my neighbor mowed him grass sometimes 3 times a week at 8am sharp it's loud as shit
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    • Feckn homeowners association on their ass all the time
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    • u cant now before 12 unless u want to clean dew covered grass off of the bottom of the mower
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    • He's avoiding the family because he doesn't get alone time anymore
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    • Lmao anything for me to ride a riding mower
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    • Who’s got the booty pics? Message in dms
      Kalros15 8 sep
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    • On Fucking sundays
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    • You wanna piss a dad off? Secretly change the height setting on the mower...
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    • Not on my lawn bitch
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    • I wish I a dad
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    • My dad is a republican
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    • That’s prime cut time
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    • Mines cutting the grass right now like damn you cut it last weekend
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    • 14 year old me at 7 am
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    • Who the fuck actually enjoys mowing the grass?
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    • ahaha so true🤣
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    • I cut my grass literally like two weeks ago and it already looks like Vietnam I hate the south
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    • Showed my dad and he said he didn’t get it
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    • That’s 0.432 cm. Don’t want to lose anyone in translation.
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    • Grass grows, birds fly, and brotha; I hurt people
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    • Burn that nigga tobi on the cross.
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    • Imagine having a push mower this was made by zero turn gang
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    • Some dads aren't lazy
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    • It’s more about just wanting to be productive when there is nothing productive to do at the moment.
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    • I’m 18 but I fuckin love mowing the lawn. I’m gonna be a great dad
      aj518 7 sep
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    • I'm not a dad but this is me? Does that mean I'm going to be a dad?
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    • Every two weeks
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    • .
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    • I ha e never seen my dad mow the lawn. It's always either been me or one of my brothers
      Kasziver 7 sep
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    • Hows my grandpas hip after that hard pull on the lawnmower
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    • It gets hot fast
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    • I finally feel like a full adult, I just got my first lawn mower for my house. Got me a Honda 170cc self propelled
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    • I only cut grass that early during summer is because it gets to 110 in Nevada by 9:00 am so I want to do it before it gets miserable
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    • Gotta do it before it gets hot
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    • Should I be worried my bf got a new mower and all he wants to do is mow the grass
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    • When it's .002 inches longer than last week. My Dad: SON IT NEEDS MOWED RIGHT TF NOW!
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    • I don't know, it's getting a little crazy back there.
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    • You wanna cut your grass early because doing it in the heat of your day will burn your lawn.
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    • Better then waiting till its super hot out
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    • Yeah but that 0.17 inch can make or break any lawn maintenance routine
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    • Dad doesn't really like to mow the lawn, he just has to do something that makes enough noise to drown out your mothers constant nagging.
      jethrox 7 sep
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    • Guys he has a porn pic smh
      redlad 7 sep
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    • Grass grows, birds fly
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    • Wait till you have your own yard
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    • Ok I'm only 21 so maybe I'm not allowed to say this but have you ever drank some fresh coffee while mowing a slightly dewy lawn early in the 65 degree morning air? It's pretty dope.
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    • My neighbor just started his mower like 10 minutes ago
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    • If you're not up by 7 then you're the problem.
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    • I wanna murder every dumb cunt in a 10 mile radius that fires up the lawnmower at the crack of dawn. Fuck you, I'll straight pipe my car and start roasting tires all night
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    • Me watching the grass grow so my parents don’t yell at me that’s it’s too high
      juke119 7 sep
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    • My Grandpa on my dads side will cut his grass every other day, the grass isn’t allowed to grow in his presence
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    • Gotta get out there before it gets hot
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    • All the grass is dying in the yard from the heat and this dude says “ima mow the lawn” I told him there is no grass it’s dead and he said because of the dog peeing in it. Brain dead.
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    • Both of my dads neighbors were mowing their lawns at 10am one day
      SteveM 7 sep
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    • Hey .17 inches is a lot
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    • Well it's too hot at 10!
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    • Ay mow early while its still cool so you not sweating your fuckin balls off
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    • Ever since I’ve been old enough, my dad hasn’t mowed the grass since
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    • 5am*
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    • Once a month.
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    • When y'all move into a house in a HOA neighborhood you'll understand
      Vixal 7 sep
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    • I’ve started working 4am shifts on occasion (so going to bed around 7pm) and my fucking neighbour usually mows his lawn around that time. Pisses me off
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    • Landscapers at 6am on a Saturday
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    • Grass grows birds fly
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    • What dad cuts that early? If he had any respect for his lawn he’d realize the grass was too damn wet and he’d wait
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