• Me: *asks to do something*
Mom: is that what your friends are doing? I bet if they jumped off
a bridge you'd wanna do that too
Me:
But, uh, I don't have any friends.
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    • That logic is retarded, yeah If my friends are going to do something fun I'll join, if they are apparently going to commit suicide what the fuck do you think I'm going to do?
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    • One time my aunt asked my brother this, and he was like, “yeah probably”, and we all looked at Him and asked why he said that, and he was like “if they’re jumping there is most likely a good reason”
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    • Bitch id be the one telling them to jump
      AHtiler 7 sep
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    • My friends are mostly rational people, if literally all of them are jumping off a bridge it’s probably for a good reason so yeah imma do it too
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    • My teacher asked if I jumped off a bridge, would they do the same. They all said yes.
      redbuddy 7 sep
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    • If all my friends are jumping off a bridge that's probably a really good reason why, the kind of reason where if I don't jump off the bridge too I'm in big trouble
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    • This is exactly what I try telling my mom when she asks which of my friends are doing coke. Let me be my own person, shit
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    • Bridge Jump Solo Any% Speedrun
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    • *in Walter white voice* “I am the one who jumps”
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    • Bruh my twin brother, years back at home. Did shit, drugs, even stole and broke my parents house rules but then they accused me doing all that.
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    • If my friends are jumping off a bridge it’s either a low bridge over a river or bungee jumping so yes
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    • "Hey mom can I grab something to eat?"
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    • Low key I kinda would still jump off with them
      Fritzor 7 sep
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    • Church friends then
      Twix 8 sep
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    • This literally happened to me 2 days ago
      meem5244 8 sep
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    • I’d do it before they did wdym
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    • penissss
      pimann 7 sep
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    • Damn right I’d jump with them. Homies till the end.
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    • I'm usually the first one to jump in this situation, my friends and brothers just hop on for the ride
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    • Bold of you to assume I'm not the decision maker for our Collective Stupidity.
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    • No of course I wouldn't jump off a bridge.... Id be the friend who suggests a better but equally more destructive subject and they'd all say "hey thats a good idea" and we'd all listen to my suggestion
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    • I mean if all my friends jumped off a bridge he’ll yeah, because If I didn’t I wouldn’t have any friends
      Wheatley 8 sep
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    • "would you jump off a bridge if your friends were doing it?" Bitch I have depression, I'd absolutely fucking kill myself if my friends died, they're the only fucking things keeping me going
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    • I’m the one jumping first tf?
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    • i AM the friend that jumps off of bridges
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    • I'd be the one leading them
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    • Perhaps
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    • Argument gets invalidated if you add context to it there are plenty good reasons to jump off a bridge regardless of who’s already done it or not
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    • Tricks on you, I'll be first whether or not I have friends
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    • When donkey said that I felt that
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    • Bold of you to assume it wasn't my idea to jump off the bridge mother.
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    • I’m just desperate to have a new friend. Please iFunny connect me to my soul mate
      Clickink 8 sep
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    • I actually jumped off a bridge and my dad decided to change the saying to "if you friends tried heroine would you do it too?"
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    • If all your friends were named cliff would you jump off them
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    • I know that my friends would clutch the gulag so they'd be fine but I ain't jumping
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    • I’ll be ya friend
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    • (After watching Phineas and the gang jump off a cliff) Buford: Well, my mom always told me, if the other kids are jumping off a cliff, I should too. Baljeet: Your mom said THAT? Buford: She wasn't a very good mother. *jumps*
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    • bitch im the ring leader
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    • Man, I have been leaving the house nightly for the past month or so and I always say I'm going to hang out with friends even though half the time I'm just driving around and eating fast food, it sucks
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    • But uh, i would do that either way
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    • I don’t know why moms think that’s a deal breaker. Jumping off things is fun. Especially when there’s water at the bottom
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    • I love how we all make jokes about having no friends, but have those special two or three that we would die for
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    • I once jumped off a bridge into a river and then convinced all my friends to do likewise
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    • I would definitely jump off a bridge with my friends, Ive always wanted to go bungee jumping
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    • Also me: If anyone is going to jump off the bridge first it’s going to be me
      Jartzer 7 sep
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    • I’d be the first to jump
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    • you didn't raise no follower, you raised a leader. imma be the first one off that bridge.
      Ukt3na 7 sep
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    • Reductio ad absurdum.
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    • I just saw this on tv and somehow his little friend song has music in the background suddenly
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    • Heck yeah, base jumping with the boys.
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    • Lol my friends jumped off a bridge into a river, it was low enough for it to be enjoyable, one of the coolest things I’ve done
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    • Shit I want to jump off a bridge regardless
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    • I'd tell their parrents "they said I could have their stuff" and take what I wanted.
      Kelzedek 7 sep
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    • Bitch id be the one they follow off the bridge
      3rd1 7 sep
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    • Naa I'd be the one to jump first
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    • I've jumped off a bridge into 5ft deep water and im 5ft 9in for 5 dollars. Multiple times i've been asked that and i replied i have.
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    • I always say that im the guy that my friends moms warn them about
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    • "cause they jumped off a bridge..." Mom: "I'm so proud of you"
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    • No, id be the one to jump first, you raised a leader, not a sheep
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    • I always said “I don’t wanna be alone”
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    • All my friends are intelligent, level-headed people. If they all suddenly jump off a bridge there is almost certainly a good reason.
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    • Beat meat
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    • Yea accurate
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    • "and i am NOT going outside back out there all by myself... Hey I got a great idea! I'll live with you until I'm 40!"
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    • I like B99 Jake to Holt angrily "so if Rosa jumped off a cliff I should too?" "If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a c
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    • I’m a simple man, I see a shrek meme, I give a smile
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    • I would. My friends mean the world to me mom and your parenting is leaning me towards trusting friends I barely know vs you.
      xMandy 7 sep
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    • haha my mum one said that to me and I was like I would be the 1st to jump
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    • Why did you friend jump off bridge?
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    • Hey like and I'll give you a kiss goodnight
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