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    • *sees top comments* *sighs*
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    • If there are seals around. You best believe a hungry great white is coming fo dat ass. Fuck all that shit
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    • Naughty 1 jun
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    • I was diving in the dark one time. And the seal was so fascinated by my light and wouldn't leave me alone. So I'm like. Ok I'll turn off my light. Hell go away. I sat in darkness for sometime. then I switch my light on and the seal's face was inches from my mask. Staring at me. Shit was scary 😂
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    • Will confirm sea lions are like dogs. They will even fetch a toy torpedo, although the males wanna bite you head off. Certified scuba diver here
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    • SprinkIe 3 jun
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    • “Seals are just mermaid dogs”. Alright fam... I’ll support that
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    • I think it depends on the species of seal. Like a leopard seal will fuck you up, they’re quite aggressive.
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    • Yes, SEALS are cute. However, sea LIONS....
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    • Except sometimes they would try to play and pull your regulator out of your mouth or disconnect a hose. Also saw one during a night dive. Just appeared out of pitch black darkness. Scared the shit out of me
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    • Yall never heard of a majority of seals. They can and will kill your ass
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    • Moisty dogger
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    • Ones that are used to human contact or have less aggressive temperaments yes. Otherwise they tend to bite you and steal your equipment
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    • There’s is no second tc. Can I have it? Here’s a picture of my doggo.
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    • N A V Y S E A L S *loads gun in American*
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    • They also will pull your diving mask off, not maliciously, but because they’re curious what it is
      sirz345 1 jun
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    • I thought we where going to abandon ishitty today?
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    • Until they bite your hand off
      Onemine 1 jun
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    • Seals will play with humans until they realize humans aren’t as dangerous underwater
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    • As a diver myself, I can confirm this.
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    • They’re extremely dangerous
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    • Show of hands who thinks we should domesticate seals ,🙋
      jdog1011 1 jun
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    • Fr tho it true, i took this vid in mexico
      Ayfoonei 1 jun
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    • Desu 1 jun
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    • He’s not wrong, but i try and avoid seals when diving, they tend to attract sharks
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    • Until they get out of the water and scream “AHGGHGHGHGGHBG”
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    • Its the total opposite with elephant seals
      Nickels 1 jun
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    • I probably couldn't get top comment even in this trash comment section and with an inigga.
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    • why are both the top comments porn
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    • Tcs suck
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    • Kick out the degenerates from top comments. I don't care who else gets them
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    • Boop that snoot
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    • Sea doggo
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    • No but for real though don’t try and play with a wild seal. You’ll get your hand bitten off or worse
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    • Aqua doggoes
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    • In the netherlands they are litterly called seadogs...
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    • Can there be a iFunny upgrade where you can choose to filter out furry porn
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    • So are nurse sharks
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    • Theres a rooster behind that nigga
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    • *Ahem* sea puppers
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    • Until shamoo violently murders them in a bloodbath of rage
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    • I like the mermaid dogs
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    • Water dogs
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    • Ive swam with wild sea lions and i can confirm they are just water puppers
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    • My dog(best friend) passed away today RIP biscuit you are missed :(
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    • Every surfer knows that sea LIONS however are the devil in disguise... they will fuck you up
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    • And polar bears eat them.. ;-;
      V_ortekz 1 jun
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    • why do white people have to call every animal a dog like shut the fuck up goddamn
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    • Or aqua-dogs or ocean-dogs
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    • I thought that said driver for a sec
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    • Your dad is small as hell
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    • They are actually super fucking dangerous wtf
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    • “Aww cute! Lets check the comme-of course”
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    • Those things actually killed osama.
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    • Don’t play with leopard seals
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    • Two porn tc...
      bigd1997 1 jun
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    • Play fetch with it.
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    • I hate Black’s
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    • I dive and this is bullshit. Seals are lil shits that harass divers and take fish. They’re also wild animals. Not saying seals are bad animals but they aren’t dogs
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    • Mermaid Child: Mom, can I have a seal for Christmas? I promise I’ll feed him and take him for swims! 😂
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    • But on land, sea lions are vicious rights. I've seen them bite the fuck out of people
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    • Woof
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    • And here fucking Ariel’s pet was some flounder designed by someone who had no idea what a flounder was
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    • Holy shit, this app really is dying. The end of an era.
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    • Idk I've heard these fuckers are dangerous.
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    • I'm getting a Crash Bandicoot vibe from that seal idk...
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    • Google image search a seals teeth and tell me how cuddly they are
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    • Not according to happy feet
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    • Bunset 1 jun
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    • Till they tear a penguins flippers off
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    • Saw this shit on Reddit 2 weeks ago
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    • Idk certain seals could fuck you up if they got the chance
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    • So sharks are dickhead cats.
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    • I thought it said "driver" and got really confused for a moment.
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    • HOLY DIVER!
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    • My dumbass diver like liver
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    • why'd they pick *that* photo
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    • Unless it's a leopard seal. Then you're gonna get fucked up
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    • Imagine your just playing with the seals and your dog jumps in outta nowhere and drags you back up basically saying hey bitch your mine don’t forget
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    • Bean
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    • O, what happens if I say Inigga?
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    • Seals share a common ancestor with dogs, so yeah this makes sense.
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    • Mermaids would tell you they’d suck your dick but would drag your ass to the bottom of the ocean and eat you instead.
      0rcbolg 1 jun
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    • Except sometimes they take your mask off and play keep away
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    • In a lot of languages they are litterally called sea dogs
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    • And then the dolphines would rip your intestines out and Fuck your carcass
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    • Might as well give me both of them to eradicate the lewds
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    • I used to be a swimmer, swam for a team where many of my teammates went on to nationals, worlds, olympic trials, etc. I knew this one open water swimmer who would do the race that is basically a lap around Alcatraz. He ran into the side of a seal and it just looked at him and swam off
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