• Don't eat with those who will brag
about feeding you
But they're my parents
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    • I'm removing porn 😪
      Jamie2189 27 jun
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    • parents who act like feeding their child is something special are toxic
      COVID_19 27 jun
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    • Motherfuckers need to learn the difference between holding something over their heads and reminding them of all you do when they act like you dont do shit
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    • Anyone else shitting?
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    • I'm Porn, please remove me from existence.
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    • Dude I can’t count how many guys I went on one date with, tried to pay for my own fucking food but they were like I got it. The when I told them I wasn’t into them immediately I hear “you used me for my money”wasted my money” like don’t be a fucking bitch and let me pay for me at leas the first date
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    • Seriously I stopped hanging out with one of my friends because his wife was so damn annoying like this. Like damn bitch you made fucking pasta and marinara sauce.
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    • i won’t brag about feeding them but i will non stop ask if they liked it even after they tell me yes 10 times cause i’m insecure about the things i care about and think they are lying just to make me feel better
      greggeg 27 jun
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    • Would you let her feed you steak?
      Boat_Man 27 jun
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    • Autauga 27 jun
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    • It’s real annoying being skinny when people ask if my parents feed me, like they gotta make extra for me cuz I can put food down just my metabolism go crazy
      C_Short22 27 jun
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    • That's always what my parents say when I argue with them... We feed you and clothe you and give you a roof. If you don't appreciate it get out.. Like damn I appreciate it but why you gotta be so damn strict... I'm 19
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    • I remember my father for years said it was his pay check that put food on the table... as soon as I got a job I bought the groceries for the house, yet he kept saying it till he was caught having an affair
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    • wheezler 27 jun
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    • Hope he doesn’t remove this
      KelliKing 27 jun
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    • Bro if someones feeding me they can brag all they want, you think I'm gonna be petty and turn down free food?
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    • What’s with these tweets that try to sound pseudo-intellectual? Not this one necessarily, but more like the ones that go “tRulY if you wanted something you would’ve gone for it.”
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    • I wish I had parents
      Cumreo 27 jun
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    • Unless you act like they never fed you in the first place.
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    • Yeah but if they’re constantly feeding you and you never reciprocate then you don’t deserve it
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    • My wife’s parents straight up put locks on the pantry and refrigerator the last 6 months of us living there. “We just want you to succeed and save up money to get a head start” right.
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    • This is why I’ve been applying to 3 different jobs every night for the past week. I can’t wait to move out of my parent’s place and be on my own or at least one or two friend roommates.
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    • But what the fuck is that shit on my screen, thought it was a smudge
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    • I do it to one of my friends because he refuses with all his might to get a job, but I feel bad that our group eats and he doesn't, I guess I'm an ass but I just want him to better himself
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    • Juicers 27 jun
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    • My main man Kenneth has got a wife like this. I feel bad for him cause he's a good guy but she's a total asshole
      SpiderGuy 28 jun
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    • I only do that when someone tries to tell me I never do anything for them
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    • Food is food my guy
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    • Phexal 27 jun
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    • Last time I was this early to a feature I shit my pants
      Sev_Yo 27 jun
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    • I crave the pain of hunger
      Weird 27 jun
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    • I only eat soup
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    • content not available more
      lil_FBI 30 jun
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    • I've got a culinary degree lol I'll brag about how good my shits gonna taste but I would never hold it over someone's head that I fed them like they owe me or some shit that's just rude
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    • Alaias 30 jun
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    • Honestly I'm curious as to who OP was originally talking about lol
      lifeklok 29 jun
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    • Me and my girlfriend cooked for the third time tonight. We finally got it down. Best chicken I ever had. Some of it was a little chewy but damn it was good
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    • I’m The HomoChefual. I brag about feeding everybody!
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    • Fuck em
      Legzz 27 jun
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    • YOU GOTTA BUY ME DINNER FIRST!
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    • Did I stutter? 😑
      WayAway 27 jun
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    • I do it out of excitement. I went through a very hard time and am now able to do things for my friends. So I'm not going to apologize for being excited to do something for them...even if its usually buying their food on our lunch break
      Nerdvana 27 jun
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    • Who brags about feeding other people? How selfish are y'all
      SHOCK3Dx 27 jun
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    • “Haha would you rather feed them or clothe them?” “Clothe them for sure” “well fuck you mom you’re paying I’m going to eat as much as I want.”
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    • Good that my parents hate me then
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    • And dammit my mom's friend chicken is next level
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    • Police
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      LewdShopManagerEcho 27 jun
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    • I wonder when people will start to learn that you give your child the best life they can with as little struggle as possible so that they can raise their children the same
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    • What if I sleep with a guy that Brags about sleeping w me
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    • But we always pitch in for the broke squad member
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    • Look if my mom had actually stepped up to the plate I would let her talk all the shit she wanted. Same goes for my dad. I would rather have them be 100% into their mom/dad jobs and brag about it a little then to be abusive physically and mentally. The depravity of love lingers thru life.
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    • Lmao
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    • When my mon throws down in the kitchen, I don't mind if she does, cause making special dishes what feels like once in a millennia is cool, like tamales, but for the reason of "looking" like good parents, that's just toxic
      silver928 29 jun
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    • Don’t bitch if you ain’t paying broke mother fuckers
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    • What if im a chef and its the only form of validation that fulfills me??
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    • My whole family and friend group are the opposite of this. We always thank whoever brought the food. Even if it is just some fast food they got along the way, we still thank them heavily. Like a mindset of always look to thank those for food, but never look to be thanked for food.
      Tessel8 29 jun
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    • If they made a nacho tower that I couldn't finish they're allowed to brag.
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    • My gf likes to brag about feeding me. It makes her feel more confident about herself and her abilities and I really don’t see a problem with that.
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    • Yeah thanks for feeding me, but you’re a toxic asshole who hates my personality and me being myself while you think I’m depressed because I don’t want lights on in my room. This is only directed to my stepmom. Every other parental figure in my life is great.
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    • It reminds me of the whole 'I didn't have an allowance, I was just allowed to live there." mentality that a lot of younger Millennials and gen Z were raised with it. And it haunts me
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    • I can eat whoever the fuck i want
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    • Cue all the iFunnyers who think they’re the greatest parents ever so they can speak for everybody
      WrongTime 29 jun
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    • But I like having company over and cooking for them, filling an ice chest up with drinks and Manning the que and letting everyone know dinners done
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    • Same
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    • My older bros never brought that down on me. That's some insecure shit that manifests in the victim as toxin
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    • but it’s my boyfriend
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    • If you come to my house and I made some bomb food, I'm gonna brag the fuck out of it.
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    • Like Bono
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    • Fr tho
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    • My n the boy always buy each other food especially when a brotha broke
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    • "Who feeds you?" First of all, you literally let us go hungry sometiems and wr became homless. Second, even if you were doing the bare minimum, its legit what you sign up for when you make kids. I didnt sign up to he here, you're a druggy how. FUCK outta here
      Yodolf 28 jun
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    • Is it the same as like being extra cuz u made a Supreme dish?
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    • *sad grandma noises*
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    • I feel so uncomfortable every time my parents constantly remind me how lucky I am
      G3OG 28 jun
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    • I had a friend who would buy shit for me. I didn't even want him to. I told him that I was asexual and he acted like I was a leech.
      PuntACunt 28 jun
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    • I only pay for people if i invite them somewhere cuz i get lonely and i enjoy spending time with them
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    • i can always make more money but don’t waste my time
      Nosferatu 28 jun
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    • But they are a farmer
      Nokraz 28 jun
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    • Don't feed those who don't remember you got them a plate, or that you give from your plate all the time
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    • You getting fed so why you complaining???
      BKBigBird 28 jun
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    • If you do something for someone and you hold that thing over their head then that thing automatically loses its value. Might as well not have happened.
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    • I mean, true but also my mom is a narcissist and always pulls the "I carried you for nine months and raised you" card when she wants to manipulate my sisters and I into playing her always being the victim. She also said once that we should only love her and nobody else.
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    • I mean if they gonna feed me whatever, everybody gotta eat
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    • This really resonates with me
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    • Eat in ur room
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    • I brag about feeding people because I love to cook and have people enjoy my food, not to lord it over them
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    • Idk .. if my food I cooked is good as shit and I share with you, I'ma brag about it being good shit and I know my man will agree with me. Have some confidence in your creations.
      SoLeave 28 jun
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    • This is why I avoid my grandmother,
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    • Don’t let anyone feed you. Eat by yourself with what you provided then who give of a damn about what others have to say. Hold your own.
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    • Fuck'em
      Cirzahc 27 jun
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    • I havnt eaten with my parents for years
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