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    • No she didn't. She either exhaled out of her nose like some of us, or she didn't even look twice at you.
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    • And then the whole class clapped
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    • "Here's my life story. One day, at the age of six, I was born without a face."
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    • I was born a poor black child 👶🏼
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    • just like stop lying
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    • At one point you were the youngest person alive
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    • One time I said poopoo and my English teacher almost cut a hole in my head and fucked it haha who else remembers those days?!?!?!?
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    • America’s got talent backstories be like
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    • I will exaggerate and quite possibly fabricate a short story for trivial internet points
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    • No she didnt, shut the fuck up and stop begging for attention
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    • I'm sorry but its 4 am and it took me about 2 minutes to figure out what was wrong with the 1st sentence
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    • She 😂😂😂😂 almost 🤪🤔🙂🤪🤪🙄 kicked me out ❌❎😳🚶‍♀️ of the class 🎒🏫👩‍🏫, shut the fuck up retard
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    • White boards are remarkable
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    • “When I was 6, I was born without a face”
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    • Old teacher: I was pretty young back in '72. Me: same
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    • why the fuck would she almost kick you out
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    • My brothers co worker said on a corporate questionnairee for his internship, I had the record for being the youngest person alive
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    • I mean I was too I was premature. Coincidentally I was conceived because my father finished premature as well.
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    • Right now we're all the youngest we'll ever be, and the oldest we've ever been
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    • No teacher cares that much about stupid comments they prob just ignored you
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    • No she didnt and stfu cringelord.
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    • “I was born at the age of 6 without a face.” - Arin Hanson
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    • At age 6 I was born without a face
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    • Sure she did, did the class clap as well?
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    • And Obama showed and gave me a blowjob on the spot
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    • could mean premature... maybe idk
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    • "I told this to my English teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class" hahahahaha lieing on tumblr makes me so original and funny. Shut up noon
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    • Well technically, that statement can work depending on how soon before the due date that you were born
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    • “At the age of six I was born without a face” -Arin Hansen
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    • Ya see it started at age 4 when I was born at the young age of 7. Neither of my parents showed up for my birth because they were told I didn't have any limbs or eyes or mouth
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    • I hold a former world record of being the youngest person in the world
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    • *points finger to door and says “get out of my lecture hall” (with that liberal-arts attitude).
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