• If your dick small then simply grow it
É Sammy @sontiveros05 If you have no ass then simply grow one
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    • There are exercises to do to improve the size of your ass. However there is no exercise to improve the length of your dick.
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    • You can grow your ass and tits not ur dick
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    • Except you can grow your ass by squatting
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    • Oh shit, why didn’t I think of that I can just do squats and add an inch to my dick.
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    • Well you can work out an ass... you can't work out a dick
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    • That’s not the same, woman.
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    • Dick surgery is the only chance of actually increasing size but it fifteen thousands dollars and life threatening.
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    • An ass is a muscle that can increase in size and strength with exercise. Both guys and girls can grow their ass. A penis is a tube of meat that uses blood to increase its size and function, there's no cock pushups, no matter what jack black says
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    • The reaction pic doesn’t even make sense here.
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    • You can control the size of your ass. You can’t control the size of your dick
      YeeHaww 26 jul
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    • This is a subpar meme
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    • No use your fucking brain please. You can can get more ass through fucking exercise. Shit guys can too. You can’t do exercises with your cock tho
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    • I mean you CAN grow an ass. And tits. Boys really got the short end of things
      Batmane 26 jul
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    • Throw some fertilizer on that shit and give it a few weeks.
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    • Yo can someone send the information on how to grow the pp
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    • Simply just 3D print a bigger dick and then strap it on to yours, ez
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    • Except you can literally go to the gym and work out for an ass. Stop being lazy white women
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    • If u have no tits just inflate them
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    • Ladies, if your man’s penis is small you should suck it hard every day, eventually it will start to get bigger
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    • Can u guys imagine if u could actually exercise the size of ur pp
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    • You can workout an ass, you cant workout a dick
      Kreamie 26 jul
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    • Funny because you can work out your glutes to have a good butt but there’s nothing you can do about your penis size, unless you wanna risk erectile dysfunction to take those penis pills
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    • Doctor HATE him! Take this pill for GUARANTEED dick growth 😩👀🍆🍑💦💦💦
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    • 3 inch gang wya
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    • Just hook your dick to the back of your car/truck/suv or whatever you have and fucking floor it. Easy extra inches
      Ree_Kid2 26 jul
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    • see this was justified. but for either man or woman don’t shame someone for something they can’t control
      Ultu 26 jul
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    • Thanks now I have a bigger dick and I’m dummy thicc
      TsarMoose 27 jul
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    • Y’all are retarded if you think you can’t make your butt bigger, theres 4 main different muscles. Glut max, glut med, glut min, and your piriformis. Do the proper exercises and eat right and you’ll gain mass like you would in your chest or arms.
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    • A whole hell of a lot easier to grow your ass though
      jibjab 27 jul
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    • You can grow an ass, not a dick
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    • Hi fellas, just a friendly reminder that dick size shouldn’t be the reason she dates you
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    • You can actually yeah get an ass if you don't have one, and... You can get a bigger dick wow who woulda thought
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    • The smaller the ass the deeper you can go
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    • If I do squats, will my cock get bigger. Hmm.
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    • A better example would've been "if you have small tits just grow them" "if you have small pp just grow it" bc ass can be worked on tits can't
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    • You can do exercises to grow your dick, also along with you're ass, I heard if you go on these certain food diets and to rubbing exercises dick size can increase (I know because I have small pp and want to increase size)
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    • You can definitively improve your ass, and if you work out and cut down the fat around your dick it can make it appear larger
      Splendid 26 jul
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    • I got just the thing
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    • This isn’t an “oof” it’s just a couple of rude ass people
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    • Imagine having a small dick.
      Krauser 26 jul
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    • kim kardashian knows all about that
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    • Ones a muscle you can workout. Small ass, lazy. Small dick, unfortunate
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    • I mean there's pumps for that, but it's not a permanent solution
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    • Well women can do squats and get a nice butt, we are just screwed
      2rawwww 27 jul
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    • but you can grow an ass there is no growing dick.. unless you dm me i promise i have a pill and it will make your dick increase by at least 5 inches just hmu i swear it’s not a virus
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    • Nah, yall can take your dicks ti the gym, start them with light weights, watch yourself get a muscle dick
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    • My dick is abover average. Not large but above average.
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    • But you can very easily get a nice ass by working your thighs and glutes. I'm not expert but I don't think there are any exercises for big pp.
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    • this ones on the house *enter the this ones on the house with a red frowning face meme*
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    • Everyone saying that you can grow your butt and boobs, that's not entirely true. It's extremely hard to grow boobs unless you have a lot of fat, the most you can do with exercise is lift them. For your butt you can grow it a bit but its mainly just about toning.
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    • How do I increase my dick size
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    • If your pussy not tight, make it tight.
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    • Well technically you can’t really grow an ass, you need the genetics to have the hips and muscle mass, the only way an ass to get truly bigger is either plastic surgery or literal fat. And guys don’t like fat apparently so there’s no possible way to grow an ass by iFunny’s standards
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    • Enlargement pump
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    • I don’t like that because you can naturally get a bigger ass but there’s only so much you can do for a bigger dick
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    • Hold on babe I’ll be back to bed In a second , I gotta do my dick exercises real fast
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    • I have some pills you can take I bought off the internet
      Cat_Shell 27 jul
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    • If I do enough dick twitches maybe it will grow 🥺
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    • Yeah but you can actually work to get a better butt but surgery is the only way to get a bigger dick
      Lacrum 26 jul
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    • Girls nowadays want a guy that like hung but us boys with small peens are struggling in life
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    • Don’t get me wrong that dudes a dick, but it is possible to grow ur butt it’s comprised of skeletal muscle, can’t do much about ur pp. Anatomically speaking the girl kinda dumb
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    • Just Jelq lmao
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    • While you can’t grow your cock, y’all mfers are the same who bitch about that and make fun of how a girls tits look. (You can grow your ass tho)
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    • Well, if you eat more your ass can grow bigger... the same thing cannot be said about a dick
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    • You can make your dick larger just have pewdiepie upvote your posts
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    • I like having a small dick..why?bc they don’t come crawling back to you
      scuzzin 26 jul
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    • If she's willing to help there is one way to make it grow.
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    • the difference is you can work out to get a bigger ass we can't get a bigger dick
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    • The fucked up thing is you can. If females got a small ass all they gotta do is some squats and some lunges. If you got a small dick? You stuck with that shit buddy.
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    • You can do BOTH those things to some extent, one with money and one with training.
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    • I’ve lost about 40 pounds of fat and my dick got bigger
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    • Yeah, you can’t do exercises to grow your ass or tits, you can grow muscle to define them, just like dicks, but you can’t just “increase” them, just like dicks.
      BitofTea 26 jul
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    • Small pp gang wya?
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    • That’s not a valid argument. You can literally build an ass with hard work. The only way to have a larger dick is lose weight around the “fupa” area
      TheCrow 26 jul
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    • I just need a taffy puller
      Benadryl 26 jul
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    • I'ma get whatever girls inject into their tits to make em big into my dick boutta get some monster meat wish me luck
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    • Oh it does grow, quite spectacularly I might add.
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    • but if you work out you actually can grow your ass sooo
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    • The only time you can improve the growth of your penis is part way through puberty, but by the time you figure that out you’re already too old.
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    • For everyone going on about butt exercise and that you can't grow you penis: you're just not being creative enough
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    • Women: Challenge accepted
      dudeno4 26 jul
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    • Ladies, psa: cornbread and yogurt are good foods for increasing the size of your bit but you have to implement squats unless you want cottage cheese
      Gerblin 26 jul
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    • Ass is muscle, so you can infact grow it... small dick on the other hand, idk? A pump maybe?
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    • Squats, people, squats
      AirMann 26 jul
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    • Well girls talk a big game but you go barely 3 inches in them and they start pushing back on you "oh ow stop go slower" lmaooo don't worry fellas
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    • Ass is fat and muscle dick it cartilages? Can anyone verify?
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    • You can do squats to get an ass
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    • You can grow an ass but not a dick, fuck off
      Niquor 29 jul
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    • A- who the fuck added this stupid ass reaction image B- you CAN literally work out and grow an ass C- the only way you can grow a penis is to take harmful drugs. stop being lazy, youre a bitch.
      X__exe 29 jul
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    • Guys I know an easy to way to grow the size of you dick. Just Google lemon party and the results should pop up
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    • This got featured? Really
      ClamSolo 29 jul
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    • This gorl is retarded you can’t control the size of your dick but you can control the size of your ass
      MCL1 29 jul
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    • My dick only grows a little.
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    • Love how women make fun of dick sizes, which is beyond our control, but get angry when we talk about weight, something that can control. They're some hypocrites.
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    • The pattern I’ve found is women criticize features that men can’t change (d size, height, etc.) and men criticize things women can control (weight, booty, etc.). B00b size is the exception tho
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    • Sad thing is you grow your ass but you can’t grow your dick
      Mr_Sir525 29 jul
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    • You can workout is what he's trying to say
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