• big truck =
small dick
thus
small cor =
big dick
we
also know that
big shoes =
big dick
therefore
small cor + big shoes =
huge dick
so
CLOWNS
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    • Of course clowns have huge dicks...what else would they rape you with?
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    • I fucking love Markiplier. I'm meeting him in person next year for PAX. Should be a good time.
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    • Me realizing Pennywise probably got a thirteen incher
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    • Can a guy just own a truck, we don’t call every girl who wears make up an ugly troll
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    • Not true, I’ve been dating clowns my whole life
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    • I have size 14 shoes and I drive a Miata. My dick is small... I got shafted in this deal
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    • My man Ronald be whipping his thing at Wendy
      Tankari 8 jun
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    • I actually have a small car and a shoe size of 14, and I would like to say this is false.
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    • *crying* It wasn't he pulled out of his mouth or his sleeve that scared us, but what he pulled out of his pants... *cries harder*
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    • Real men don’t judge each other by the size of their cars and shoes
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    • Thats why everyone is afraid of clowns smh
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    • I drive a small SUV and wear size 15 shoes. I'm 6'5" and 240 pounds. My dick is 5 inches long. There is no correlation between any of these things
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    • *This is a compliment*
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    • Big truck + small shoes = micropenis
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    • But i have a small car and big shoes with a small dick so this logic is flawed
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    • Doesn’t the big truck theory have a clause that states that if required for work dick can still retain its mass?
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    • I have small car & big shoes yet my dick small?
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    • I showed this to my girlfriend and she smacked the phone out of my hand
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    • Wait but hasn’t there been a recent trend of calling people you disagree with a clown? Hmmmm
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    • I dont have a car, or feet, and my dick fell off
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    • No wonder people are so scared of clowns
      Jpaws 8 jun
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    • i have small car and big shoes but my pp still tiny help
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    • That's why people are scared of them
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    • I drive a big truck and also have big shoes, and I have an average dick. The math checks out.
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    • So you’re telling me that clown didn’t have a 6 foot balloon in his front pocket?
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    • Bigus dickus
      slik1r 6 jun
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    • I don't think that's accurate as I have giant feet, but a tiny wiener.
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    • Why do you think they have baggy pants
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    • Thats why people are scared of clowns.
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    • That clowns packin’ schmeat
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    • No its retardedly tall truck with too big of wheels and a lift, blscked out mirrors, etc. = little dick normall sized truck that is taken care of is used for its job = big dick ; prius drivers = micro dick
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    • This feature is wack, just like john wack
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    • I drive a Smart car, and let me tell you...that is NOT the case.
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    • Jokes on you retard I have a small dick and a small car.
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    • So the clown insult is now cancelled due to it meaning fat cock
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    • Thats why most people are scared of clowns
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    • As a guy with size 12us and a small fiat punto I can confirm that it's not true
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    • Funny cause I have a small car, big feet and a little dick!
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    • Small vehicle does not equal to big dick. That has been proven scientifically
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    • Not true, people who paid 2.99 have tiny dicks but are still clowns
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    • But what if I have big feet and a small car but still a small dick
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    • False, I have a huge truck and a 2 inch penis so I'm pretty fuckin huge
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    • You’re telling me that people with colored usernames have huge dicks?
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    • Which Markiplier video is this
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    • I have a big truck and big shoes.. cancels out for my medium dick.
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    • Could all of the 14 year olds please tell us their shoe sizes? Were all dying to know!!!
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    • A big truck only means small dick. If the truck has been lifted and the guy driving is 5'6
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    • So you're telling me that Prius drivers have big dicks
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    • That's why people are so afraid of clowns
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    • That’s why clowns are dicks and women don’t like clowns. So clowns don’t win. Don’t be a clown.
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    • big dick = small dick
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    • I wear a size 15 and I have nothing to be proud of.
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    • That’s why rednecks wear boots that are twice the size of their feet
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    • I got size 11 shoes and drive a small 4 door sedan.
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    • No wonder kids are so afraid of clowns
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    • big truck owners have small PP so that means you saw said PP which means you have the BIG Gay
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    • This is why people are afraid of clowns
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