• Girlfriend woke her ferret up by coming
into the room loudly and was greeted with
these absolute daggers
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    • "Bitch, why you horse stompin around at 8 in the mornin, with your fat ass".
      JRT14 13 jul
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    • Angry
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    • How loud do you have to be to wake a ferret. those things are almost like their dead when they sleep, you can pick them up and they would still be sleeping.
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    • Lovehurts 13 jul
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    • That's one benefit of my girl being deaf, never worry about waking her
      Rolyt 13 jul
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    • “You absolute fucking mongoloid of a depreciated species...”
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    • PorkSword 13 jul
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    • My cat when I did the same
      Lady_Ren 13 jul
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    • I had to put my albino girl down this week she was 8 years old and I miss her so much
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    • Congrats on her being pregnant. And shes already practicing on becoming a mom, how sweet
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    • Valyrison 13 jul
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    • Who I mean Who The fuck do you think you are waking the baby
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    • Why are ferrets so fucking cute
      Kyber 13 jul
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    • Any photos of cats with their faces covered in food?
      chopstew 13 jul
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    • A ferret would be amazing to have but I hear that they shit everywhere
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    • elite_23_ 14 jul
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    • He said bitch shut the fuck up
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    • A cutie if there ever was one
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    • He has that " really bitch?....really?" Look
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    • brony 13 jul
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    • Dm gay nudes
      DatZtuff 13 jul
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    • Ugly ass disgusting creature
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    • Me when donkey comes to my swamp
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    • This is wholesome
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    • Call me Shrek cause I’m your daddy
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    • Put the most cursed replies under me
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    • Ferrets are gross and so are the owners
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    • First of all, ferrets are disgusting.
      2old2meme 13 jul
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    • Boat_Man 13 jul
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    • Ferret: I’m trying to fucking sleep!
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    • If someone came in very loudly like that, I would be mad too
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    • Fucking snap that useless duckers neck and make it into a scarf if it ever looked at me like that
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    • I'm watching my friends ferrets while hes out of town along with my two girls. So I'm chilling with four ferrets right now. It's great.
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    • Ferret will remember that
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    • Quick how do I convince my mom to let me get a ferret
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    • Waking up a sleeping ferret is not easy. You can pick them up and they hang like a wet noodle in your hand. So Id glare too
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    • I want a ferret
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    • Ferrets are some of my favorite animals to own
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    • “You whore”.
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    • Run
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    • Follow Huchu Island on instagram for quality ferrot content
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    • Not much of a dagger but look at him 😍
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    • Scarf rat
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    • “I am unpleased”
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    • If that doesn’t tell someone that they’re inconsiderate idk what will
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    • Oui, I'm trying to sleep you foking muppet!
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    • My ferrets is getting kind of old now and she's getting wobbly when she walks. It makes sad to see her do this and it makes me feel like its getting close too the end for her. So I just wanted to ask if you people could give her some ❤ hearts for her and ill show every heart she gets
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    • "Bitch, Do you mind?"
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    • Honestly ferrets are cute as shit same with hedgehogs
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    • Dumb Cunt
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    • Can you fuckin NOT!?
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    • That’s how my bird is with me lmfao
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    • “You are an immense annoyance to my existence”
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    • How my gf stares when i wake her up
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    • >:(
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    • I feel bad and I'm not even there
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    • He angy
      Glowing 14 jul
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    • When your parents wake you up early on the weekend
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    • kimow101 14 jul
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    • Me and my cat like you sleep all fucking day dont give me that fucking look you fat adorable shit
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    • This reminds me of that cat who is sitting at a dining table looking extremely confused
      stephly 14 jul
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    • I was babysitting my moms friends ferret named Louie that bastard is a grouchy old man that’s 10 yrs old and will literally melt and lay in your palm bc he hardly has his spunky energy
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    • Bro thats me before school
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    • I miss my two ferrets
      kurutte 14 jul
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    • Bruh sleeps like a brick..
      pearbored 14 jul
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    • Premarital ferret co-parenting? FUCK NO SNAKE!
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    • Ferrets are illegal to sell in California. You can buy one out of state and bring it into CA but you can’t legally buy one here
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    • >:(
      Joo__Dee 13 jul
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    • Daggers? What does that mean? Anyone?
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    • YoFuck 13 jul
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    • He's like "I got something for your pillow bitch when I get out of here....see how loud you gonna be after that".
      jamez1 13 jul
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    • Bitch if you don’t come in here slowly I swear to god
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    • I cum into my room loudly too bitch
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    • Had a ferret in middle schopl we took care of and it only like the females and always ran from the males
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    • NopeMan 13 jul
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    • I fucking love ferrets.
      Congu 13 jul
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    • My sisters ferret likes to sleep in my blankets and when I sit on my bed without knowing he's there and wake him up he looks at me like this
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    • Your girlfriends room stinks.
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    • I want a ferret someday.
      Brozone 13 jul
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    • Ferrets stink so fucking bad
      Stoney__ 13 jul
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    • Awww poor ferret...
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    • You have angered the noodle
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    • Thats the best
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    • As a owner of ferrets I can confirm that they do not like being woken up suddenly.
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