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    • Professionals have standards
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    • spudnik_ 21 jun
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    • Funny I live in canada and a few weeks ago I saw this dude steal another guys bike this mf was in 7/11 getting a drink and then suddenly some guy comes outta nowhere Jacks his bike and the dude threw his fucking drink while screaming "YO YO YO" funniest shit I've ever seen I was laughing my ass off
      Imperri0n 21 jun
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    • What is an export filled rampage?
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    • Is export another word for beer in Canada?
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      MOMMYZEN 21 jun
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    • PorkSword 21 jun
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    • At least you got a great bike my dude
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    • Actually this is stealing a bike in Ohio since Canada is a state in Ohio
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    • What a guy
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    • Wait he stole them returned it?
      Yatsuto 23 jun
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    • It says fam so you know they were black and blacks people don’t exist in canada. Must be america
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    • BURN!!!
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    • Fake this would never happen in Canada
      mrfamfam 21 jun
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    • Jeseus 21 jun
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    • Fuckin eh
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    • Phexal 21 jun
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      ihaveaseriousquestion 21 jun
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    • bruuuyy 21 jun
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    • Umm no it isn't you wish though.
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    • Why tf did ifunny tell me I didn't put a single like
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    • Return of the bike cuck
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    • Export fueled?
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    • I was confused what that word was but he just put an extra L on accident.
      ItzRello 23 jun
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    • Last part got me
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    • "export fueled rampage" sounds like my mans had to shit pbad
      eetoth 22 jun
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    • Export fvelled rampage
      CVPI 22 jun
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    • He returned it so I don’t say it’s stealing just borrowing without asking
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    • NIHT?
      InC0gn1t0 22 jun
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    • A land without shit skins..
      iQFacts 22 jun
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    • Bit rud innit
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    • What's export?
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    • My best friend got her bike stolen, dudes even stole the rubber handlebar things. All she got was the frame back, lol. It was funny, but I felt bad because she was having the worst time (she was working in another town during the summer between semesters, got really homesick).
      warIock 22 jun
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    • I don’t get the stereotype that all Canadians are nice because the ones I’ve met in Australia are assholes and hold a very high opinion of themselves
      noshoww 21 jun
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    • God every 8 posts is just a massive TRUMP - PENCE banner
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    • That’s why you keep your bike inside
      ItzYoichi 21 jun
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    • Export?
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    • Holy shit, This bike is amazing. I cannot do this to this man I have to bring this back.
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    • Export fueled rampage? This guy was mad his country was selling grain?
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    • Bike cuck
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    • Its borrow he gave it back
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    • Nothing is better than being doted on by a canadian grandmother. ( Or any grandmother, even if they aren't yours) She literally made me a jug of homemade maple syrup and maple candies to bring home after visiting her. She also sends me cool rocks she finds all the time because she wants to share.
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    • Yea nice and all except this happened in houston
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    • Why does that handwriting look like a font?
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    • Theft reviews
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      DoughnutVan 21 jun
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    • I really thought that was a 6/10. I was like “damn, all that and you still don’t give it a perfect score?”
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    • I like how everyone just assumes it says "export filled rampage"...look closer at the filled part. Wtf even is that?
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    • I walked out of a mcdonalds once, saw what I thought was a guy unlocking his bike chain and speedily ride off without said chain, and a guy ran out asking if someone took his bike. Didnt get a good look :(
      lbacilio 21 jun
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    • My ass, got my front whell stolen from a guy that probably sold it for crack lmao
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    • I stole someone’s bike to get away from the cops when I was smoking weed with my friends back in the late 90s😂I returned it with an apology note cause I was like 16 and I knew how it felt to get yah bike stolen
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    • Standards have professionals
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    • False... I’ve had 3-4 bikes in a span of 4 years. Homeless people will follow you and remember where you put you bike. Then wait. And break into you LOCKED WITH KEY shed. And start taking shit...
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    • Hey he didn't steal it he just "barrowed" it
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    • No monkeys here
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    • 10/10 would steal again was the cherry on top
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    • It was a test. We have bike inspectors, but they can't blow their cover. This mans bike passed the test. Those stolen fail
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    • Someone stole $600 outta my wallet today, idk I feel numb, I haven’t talked in over 40 minutes now andd I tend to never shut up. What do I do
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    • He didn't steal it he just borrowed it 😂
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    • fam
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    • could’ve taken that at a better angle but oh well
      nohbdy__ 21 jun
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    • I went to Canada and our taxi driver literally warned us that people steal bikes constantly up there like it’s so common that locks don’t even do anything anymore because they can get through a good lock in like 20 mins max
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    • 10/10 will re-feature it again
      noonhansa 21 jun
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    • He’s so nice abt it though
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    • Good Christ Canada is awesome
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    • Cheets39 21 jun
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    • Forgot to write “Sorry”.
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    • Fam Is slang in Canada too? I thought it was just British CHAVs
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    • Least he was honest dough
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    • And no one mentions bike cuck
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    • You can tell it was in China by the fact the note is in English
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    • I remember one time me and my friends were sneaking out to a party. We had to walk all the way across town so we stole some bikes and on the way back returned them like they were never gone.
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    • To tell the truth I wouldn't even be mad
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    • Wheres that comic about the total hapiness in the world staying the sa.e when someone steals your bike so it doesnt matter in the end.
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